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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Of the person above what would you find in their pocket ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tissue and a lipgloss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car Keys

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

SpongeBob's nose....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 08/10/13 20:34:31]

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"[Removed by poster at 08/10/13 20:34:31]"
wedding invitations and confetti

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"[Removed by poster at 08/10/13 20:34:31]wedding invitations and confetti "

My garter ( i wish )

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

BLANK wedding invitations...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

rubber gloves viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of satin panties from asda

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"rubber gloves viagra "

OK, rubber gloves, for my job as a freelance gynaecologist, but VIAGRA?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Boiled sweet covered in fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knuckle dusters in case anyone gets out of line

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

There are no pockets in a corset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys and phone

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"There are no pockets in a corset."

Dip her knickers then

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"There are no pockets in a corset.

Dip her knickers then "

Where is the drooling smiley when you need one?

As for Foe, I reckon a mouse(or rat) trap!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proabally some nakid pics of me eeekkkk

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

A handful of panda sedatives...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe and a big maybe a comb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His audi keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her audi keys if u can find pockets in a corset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hole, just big enough to put his hand through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot gel pads :

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Sunblock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Werthers originals

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Werthers originals "

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time.... "

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

"

But it's nice and warm....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... "
In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little silver toy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Little silver toy "
ohhhh u know me too well lol

condoms and a hotel key card lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little silver toy ohhhh u know me too well lol

condoms and a hotel key card lol"

Foreign money for all the holidays you go

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Little silver toy ohhhh u know me too well lol

condoms and a hotel key card lol

Foreign money for all the holidays you go "
Lmao true off on my travels again soon lol

for shelly it would be lipbalm and perfume

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon "

I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag

As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon

I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag

As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... "
A wooden spoon lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon

I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag

As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol"

Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!

In her pocket: A willy she bit off

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon

I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag

As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol

Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!

In her pocket: A willy she bit off "
Must be big pockets lol

and I never fully bite of cocks just little nibbles

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon

I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag

As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol

Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!

In her pocket: A willy she bit off Must be big pockets lol

and I never fully bite of cocks just little nibbles "

I never said it was a whole one..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Werthers originals

Feck no! Wine gums....

And my hand is still in the pants from the last time....

I was wondering what that irritating feeling was in my pants. Get your hand out of there, I don't have any wine gums!

But it's nice and warm.... In his dirty mac pocket I think id fine a pair of rubber gloves and a big purple strapon

I've already explained the gloves, and the strapon is in the missus' handbag

As for Shelley... a packet of kola kubes... A wooden spoon lol

Ha! I have a Hobart 40 quart food mixer!

In her pocket: A willy she bit off Must be big pockets lol

and I never fully bite of cocks just little nibbles

I never said it was a whole one.. "
oh you just meant just a dickhead so would never have one in my pocket anyway yuckkkkk lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If I picked my wife to bes pocket us find, a pocket rocket, packet of mints, phone, £3.53 in loose change, and a hole in the other pocket

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I picked my wife to bes pocket us find, a pocket rocket, packet of mints, phone, £3.53 in loose change, and a hole in the other pocket "
our invitations confetti in on pocket and the hotel key card to our honeymoon suite and rose petals for the bed lol Xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If I picked my wife to bes pocket us find, a pocket rocket, packet of mints, phone, £3.53 in loose change, and a hole in the other pocket our invitations confetti in on pocket and the hotel key card to our honeymoon suite and rose petals for the bed lol Xxx"

I've got quite a few pockets - but ones got a hole in

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I picked my wife to bes pocket us find, a pocket rocket, packet of mints, phone, £3.53 in loose change, and a hole in the other pocket our invitations confetti in on pocket and the hotel key card to our honeymoon suite and rose petals for the bed lol Xxx

I've got quite a few pockets - but ones got a hole in "
Yeah I've noticed

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I better step in here, or those two will go round in circles.

I found nothing but excess body hair.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I better step in here, or those two will go round in circles.

I found nothing but excess body hair. "
Think I'd find some sour grapes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Stu's number stuffed in the pocket, sorry mate, that's going

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I better step in here, or those two will go round in circles.

I found nothing but excess body hair. Think I'd find some sour grapes "

It is obvious you both don't get on, so please ignore each others posts or it comes across as bitchy rather than banter, and people end up banned for that.

Thanks

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Some chill pills it's a bit of banter on the forums

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I am not interested in getting into a discussion over it...please ignore in future.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Stu's number stuffed in the pocket, sorry mate, that's going "
Ohhh hubby I think we should elope and escape for all this for a while...I hope that's flight tickets in your pocket for somewhere exotic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little black book full of good boys n girls and bad boys n girls!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"A little black book full of good boys n girls and bad boys n girls!"

12 1st class tickets to New Zealand!! Woohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tenna lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His wallet with a condom that went out of date two years ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"His wallet with a condom that went out of date two years ago "
Nipple warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Earwig

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

AtoZ of Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spare teeth

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Another AtoZ but of Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spare teeth "

Cheeky git!

Furry has a small bag of dolly mixtures

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Her knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mobile telephone with phone numbers programmed into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mobile telephone with phone numbers programmed into it "
a reciept for her new primark onsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Tape measure "
Spare sunglasses and chewing gum as he looks a cool dude lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frog spawn

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Frog spawn "

Costa loyalty card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frog spawn

Costa loyalty card "

Costa froth

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Frog spawn

Costa loyalty card

Costa froth "

Ahem I never waste a drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Frog spawn

Costa loyalty card

Costa froth

Ahem I never waste a drop "

Extra shot ?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Frog spawn

Costa loyalty card

Costa froth

Ahem I never waste a drop

Extra shot ? "

Always

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

9 screw tops??!?!?????!!?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"9 screw tops??!?!?????!!? "

The crumbs from the doughnut he keeps promising me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lids from buckfast bottles

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Lids from buckfast bottles "

Skoda car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lids from buckfast bottles

Skoda car keys "

now thats freaky how did u find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dairylea covered in fluff

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A half eaten Milky Way and 9p

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Banana peel....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her mans balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big bag off assorted Golden Wonder mt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Her mans balls "

That sounded wrong. Her husbands balls

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Her bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His brain. lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"His brain. lol"

Avatar pic

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Her mans balls

That sounded wrong. Her husbands balls"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A razor for my chest?????? Not bloody likely!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"A razor for my chest?????? Not bloody likely!! "

It would be HOT wax

A paper bag and a t.shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His brain. lol

Avatar pic "

I just have a good tan

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Avatar pic

I just have a good tan "

Factor 50 sunblock

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

a loyality card for CJ's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Avatar pic

I just have a good tan

Factor 50 sunblock "

You have no pockets ... My hand would end up somewhere ...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"a loyality card for CJ's"

A gag for her visits to CJ's....

If not, il give her one!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

You have no pockets ... My hand would end up somewhere ... "

Yeah......In plaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You have no pockets ... My hand would end up somewhere ...

Yeah......In plaster "

Hahahaha x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Fracture clinic appointment card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appointment for model agency for poses for catalogue man...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young man

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A long list of 'to dos'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long list of 'to dos' "

To do what??

A lock of chest hair. He gives them to people he meets

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A long list of 'to dos'

To do what??

A lock of chest hair. He gives them to people he meets "

He must not have met many people holy teen wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fracture clinic appointment card "

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Another 'to do' list - but with ladies names

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His Christmas list...tinsel...and a couple of shiny baubles!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bus ticket, 3 green wine gums and a list of her favourite men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuit and cake crumbs oh and a photo of his favourite pal a panda pic.

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Biscuit and cake crumbs oh and a photo of his favourite pal a panda pic. "

A paddle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

29 condoms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handful of extra long pubes.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A handful of extra long pubes."
A pocket full of diamonds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apainting by Jack Vetriano

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Apainting by Jack Vetriano "
Mmmm my fav Fred

For you a pocket full of Fredo bars and you better have kept me one this time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apainting by Jack Vetriano Mmmm my fav Fred

For you a pocket full of Fredo bars and you better have kept me one this time lol "

Yah bet yer sweet cute little ass i have hun xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A half eaten Milky Way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A half eaten Milky Way "

A gorillas vest

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

A big black book full of phone numbers

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over a year ago


"A big black book full of phone numbers "

A primark tshirt and my black book full oh numbers

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A big black book full of phone numbers

A primark tshirt and my black book full oh numbers "
Ahhherm he won't need Anybodys black book of numbers once were married lol

Freddo is that a mars bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A big black book full of phone numbers

A primark tshirt and my black book full oh numbers Ahhherm he won't need Anybodys black book of numbers once were married lol

Freddo is that a mars bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me "

oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loose Semifreddo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mobile phone full of naughty numbers!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A mobile phone full of naughty numbers!"
An inflatable pole dancing pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A store card for the best shoe shop in town.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sexy glasses

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Some sexy glasses "
My hotel key card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fruit gum

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"a fruit gum"
Fruit pastles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a willy warmer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"a willy warmer "
omg do you need one of those ...my mouth is warmer I think

Some change to pay for my coffee your buying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lipstick, passport and chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lipstick, passport and chewing gum "

A whip, a walnut one

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

mirrored shades for discreet preving whilst out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mirrored shades for discreet preving whilst out "

Mirrored shade detectors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage lotions and potions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm and tender heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A warm and tender heart."

This is not my jacket! That's defo not my pocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lady doth protest to much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fossil poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fossil poo "

Now that was clever. What a bright and shining star you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hotel key card and handcuffs.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A well written novel. Not 50 shades of grey.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

a hole...

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"a hole..."

A cane, a mortarboard and a kamasutra textbook?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two dumpling moulds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whiff of Chanel, some exotic body oil, and nipple tassles.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick and a truncheon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirty cream and strawberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirty cream and strawberries. "
a little black book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirty cream and strawberries. "
I wouldn't pick pocket id leave my hand in for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whip and handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger, cinnamon and turmeric.....

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Goat

what big pockets you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lace handkerchief, champagne corks and lucky white heather.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endless supply of her lippy.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Cake

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

a bride's garter

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"a bride's garter"

That's on my thigh LOL

Students timetable (you got a partner for tonight )

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

a spare garter in your pocket perhaps.?

and yes I do...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"a spare garter in your pocket perhaps.?

and yes I do..."

Damn none of my gowns have a pocket

Little black book of Hunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat droppings.....sorry, damn goat gets everywhere....mehhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube lots of lube

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

submissive land

Lol a nice suprise

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By *z ThongzWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

lippy and a condom , oooo er lol x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Another black thong or maybe white one to pretend she's virginal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

garter and confetti.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisherman's friends and some wet wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phone, bar of fruit and nut, and nipple clamps....x.

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By *centofawomanMan
over a year ago

Alloa

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