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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm having a foot stomping, teeth grinding moment here.... join in if you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having a foot stomping, teeth grinding moment here.... join in if you want to "

are you crushing grapes for the champers Laine ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now that has detracted from my bad mood xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it too early to start drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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now that has detracted from my bad mood xx"

always glad to be of service to a maiden in distress, or dat dress, or no dress even

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I picked the wrong week to give up smoking tutttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I picked the wrong week to give up smoking tutttt "

Keep going laine, I'm on week 5 and it does get better!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you for the encouragement I'll try, but some things do try my patience xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep breath clench teeth (not a good idea if you have toothache tho sorry lol) grab nearest pillow or cushion and squeeze HARD repeat til the will to kill people has subsided

Works for me when the oldest kid is standing there moaning about why is it raining again!! For the 400 millionth time this week

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol Shona, I'm gonna bang my head against the wall..... at least that gives relief when you stop! Titch and the dogs have gone into hiding.

And last time I had a teeth clenching moment I bit down and broke a tooth off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too early to start drinking? "

If it's worth opening the bottle...then it can never be too early

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I might just have a small medicinal one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just have a small medicinal one "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might just have a small medicinal one "

.........and a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might just have a small medicinal one

.........and a drink "

ooooooooooooooh errrrr

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

someone mention drink? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

come on in _muma, am having a tantrum and a drink lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol Shona, I'm gonna bang my head against the wall..... at least that gives relief when you stop! Titch and the dogs have gone into hiding.

And last time I had a teeth clenching moment I bit down and broke a tooth off! "

NOOOOO dont break anymore teeth that hurts a LOT

Dont bang your head on walls either what did the poor wall do to you??

I cant tell you what I do cos Im not that mean honest, but my eldest says the other thing I do is sit very still and look like Im about to kill everyone I see - thats when the cat and kids go into hiding and leave poor Steven to deal with the fall out. But his answer is to pass me more pain killers and say want to phone your mate and vent at her - the moment she answers the phone she will say (stupidly) whats up hun?? GRRRRRRRRR then I feel better

Or failing that have a nice big glass of bubbly and a slice of cake

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to go into the kitchen and rattle and bang pots and pans, generally cook up a storm and slurp wine while I do it, supper will be interesting this evening.

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By *lablifter33Man
over a year ago

dundee

well try smoking the beef hun lolol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well try smoking the beef hun lolol xx

"

I'd shred it roll it and blow it out in circles

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By *lablifter33Man
over a year ago

dundee

mmmmmmmm sounds good lolol

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By *lablifter33Man
over a year ago

dundee

mmmmmmmm sounds good lolol

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By *ountrypairCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

its friday laine crack the bottle open hun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

will do Dave TFI friday! another week over.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

laine crack the bottle open saves crackin heads and im goin outto get a bottle or maybe 2 of vino de colapso.Take care honeyxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Laine - get back and rattle those pots and pans!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laine - get back and rattle those pots and pans!! x"

you just want some home made soup and bread!

.....right am rattling!! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope ur feeling better hun, im going to rant with u !!!!!!!!!!

been up since 4am cleaning sick up!!!!

light bulb went pop!!!

forgot to get milk so now have to venture back out again and get some !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aNd see drivers the day !!! ive had enough!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wanna glass of fizz lass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an ex smoker of over 15 years i gave up when the smoking ban came in.

Piece of piss but when i am d*unk i buy a 20 pack and they are almost gone by the end of the night!

The next day i wished i didn't bother but i don't smoke again till the next piss up. I can get by the week no problems and don't have the urge for a ciggie.

Weird!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As an ex smoker of over 15 years i gave up when the smoking ban came in.

Piece of piss but when i am d*unk i buy a 20 pack and they are almost gone by the end of the night!

The next day i wished i didn't bother but i don't smoke again till the next piss up. I can get by the week no problems and don't have the urge for a ciggie.

Weird!

"

I gave up for over 20 years the last time....hope I last longer this time!

But giving up all week and only smoking while drinking is quite a feat! well done you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day two of no school cause roof is leaking and classsrooms flooded give em wellies n brollies grrrrrrrrr

Am not giving up the evil just joining in the rant hope you don't mind Laine xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an ex smoker of over 15 years i gave up when the smoking ban came in.

Piece of piss but when i am d*unk i buy a 20 pack and they are almost gone by the end of the night!

The next day i wished i didn't bother but i don't smoke again till the next piss up. I can get by the week no problems and don't have the urge for a ciggie.

Weird!

I gave up for over 20 years the last time....hope I last longer this time!

But giving up all week and only smoking while drinking is quite a feat! well done you xxxx"

A ciggie and a pint go hand in hand and if it wasn't for the smoking ban i would probably still be smoking everyday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day two of no school cause roof is leaking and classsrooms flooded give em wellies n brollies grrrrrrrrr

Am not giving up the evil just joining in the rant hope you don't mind Laine xxxxxx "

join in... lay down drum your heels and thrash your fists if you like...cool glass of fizz when your finished lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had my foot stamping moment on monday noona.. but i'll join in just cos xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

more the merrier bibi, stamp shout shake it all about! ... oops that's me on the dancefloor hahaha!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm having a full-scale tantrum cos Laine promised me soup hours ago and I'm still bloody waiting!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having a full-scale tantrum cos Laine promised me soup hours ago and I'm still bloody waiting!!! "

well fekk me.... and I've been sat at the table all this time waiting for you and your chair to belly on up to the table!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

as an ex smoker 50 times over. i hope u are as succesfull as i was ,on my 25th and 42nd attempts .good luck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm having a foot stomping, teeth grinding moment here.... join in if you want to "
is ikt safe to come out now laine????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm back to my calm serene self... cooked up a storm in the kitchen and opened some lovely pink fizz, cheers!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'm back to my calm serene self... cooked up a storm in the kitchen and opened some lovely pink fizz, cheers! "
im so glad i like the serene you xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

DO NOT EAT LAINE'S SOUP!!! - nae feckin seasoning.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DO NOT EAT LAINE'S SOUP!!! - nae feckin seasoning..... "

cheeky beaaatch !!! I even got my biggest peppergrinder out for you !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DO NOT EAT LAINE'S SOUP!!! - nae feckin seasoning..... "

D'you think it would taste better with a ham shank in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laine hun when i come up 2 ur's

in cpl a weeks ill do u a nice

pot a soup inbetween doing ur

wall papering lol xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hubble Bubble toil n trouble can c the cauldrin bubbling now lol

Laine well done u hun keep it up and im sure ul soo feel the benefits xxx

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By *tudmuffin5640Man
over a year ago

central scotland

yes u can not beet a ham shank lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"laine hun when i come up 2 ur's

in cpl a weeks ill do u a nice

pot a soup inbetween doing ur

wall papering lol xxx "

we can use this pot as the paste....it's thick enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes u can not beet a ham shank lol"

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By *tudmuffin5640Man
over a year ago

central scotland

u good with ur hands to stunna mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hubble Bubble toil n trouble can c the cauldrin bubbling now lol

Laine well done u hun keep it up and im sure ul soo feel the benefits xxx "

And I've still not had a fag, mum (stunna) will kick my skinny arse if I do now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done laine am proud of ya xxxx

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By *tudmuffin5640Man
over a year ago

central scotland

well done laine, go girl u can do it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another disappointing rugby match but I didn't crack.... the haribos and chocolates have taken a hammering tho....I'll be dieting next!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Another disappointing rugby match but I didn't crack.... the haribos and chocolates have taken a hammering tho....I'll be dieting next! "
quit smoking, and dieting,by the end of the month you will be so cranky nobody will want to no you,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laine so proud of u hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another disappointing rugby match but I didn't crack.... the haribos and chocolates have taken a hammering tho....I'll be dieting next!

quit smoking, and dieting,by the end of the month you will be so cranky nobody will want to no you, "

face....bovvered! I still have 2 kids living at home... they have to like me or I'll evict them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"laine so proud of u hun xxx"

cheers mum... just don't expect me to sober up for the next month lol lol xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Another disappointing rugby match but I didn't crack.... the haribos and chocolates have taken a hammering tho....I'll be dieting next!

quit smoking, and dieting,by the end of the month you will be so cranky nobody will want to no you,

face....bovvered! I still have 2 kids living at home... they have to like me or I'll evict them "
i can see a double eviction coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another disappointing rugby match but I didn't crack.... the haribos and chocolates have taken a hammering tho....I'll be dieting next!

quit smoking, and dieting,by the end of the month you will be so cranky nobody will want to no you,

face....bovvered! I still have 2 kids living at home... they have to like me or I'll evict them i can see a double eviction coming "

No1 son has gone to London for the weekend, back tuesday.... daughter has said my babysitting duties are not needed... No2 son has baffled me with k-nex models, and gone to bed in the huff when I growled get it out of my face.....think the dogs are still speaking to me grrrrrrr

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

man has gone home all shagged out, grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"man has gone home all shagged out, grrrr "

lmao bet you frayed at the edges now! have a post f**k smoke for me lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man has gone home all shagged out, grrrr "

bet he was happy though!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grrrrrrr! car....pothole......tyre.....quikfit...tut tut *shakes head* .... 180 quid!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Grrrrrrr! car....pothole......tyre.....quikfit...tut tut *shakes head* .... 180 quid! "
frig sake laine you still angry.180 quid for a tyre.what kind of car do you have aston martin.still of the ciggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had to put a tyre on our car today for its mot on the plus side

i managed to get 1 on a deal for 15 quid.

on the down side i needed wipers and they cost me 20 quid.for 2 bits of rubber stuck on a bit of metal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grrrrrrr! car....pothole......tyre.....quikfit...tut tut *shakes head* .... 180 quid! frig sake laine you still angry.180 quid for a tyre.what kind of car do you have aston martin.still of the ciggies "

It's a mini clubman but not standard size tyres and they are run-flats. and yes still off the shmokes.....grrrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep it up laine ur doing well wish i could do the same maybe one day xxxxx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my nieghbour has a clubman,they go like the clappers.although being a lady driver.you probably never go that fast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my nieghbour has a clubman,they go like the clappers.although being a lady driver.you probably never go that fast. "

my mini maintains a sedate 120mph while cruising on the motorway.... wont get me going too fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quit smoking, "First 2 weeks are the worst", hows it going Laine?

T xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it will be 2 weeks on sunday... lit a cig for my friend today and it tasted blechhh! so I think I'm getting there.... I remember them being so much better that it was today... strange?

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By *_mac55Couple
over a year ago

Perth

never smoked here - but a lady friend of our used a stress ball between the knees at the moment of greatest fag-need - sit, stress ball in place and squeeze rhythmically - within moments your deep naughty places get a rush as muscles contract, and relax, contract and relax......

equates not smoking with sexual pleasure in the mind, and prepares the body for nookie

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"my nieghbour has a clubman,they go like the clappers.although being a lady driver.you probably never go that fast.

my mini maintains a sedate 120mph while cruising on the motorway.... wont get me going too fast "
my neighbour jean is 77.you hear her coming,your like whos this friggin looney.then oh its jean.must be people with clubmans have a good attitude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my nieghbour has a clubman,they go like the clappers.although being a lady driver.you probably never go that fast.

my mini maintains a sedate 120mph while cruising on the motorway.... wont get me going too fast my neighbour jean is 77.you hear her coming,your like whos this friggin looney.then oh its jean.must be people with clubmans have a good attitude."

With the number of things that have gone wrong with my car it proves beyond doubt I have a sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"never smoked here - but a lady friend of our used a stress ball between the knees at the moment of greatest fag-need - sit, stress ball in place and squeeze rhythmically - within moments your deep naughty places get a rush as muscles contract, and relax, contract and relax......

equates not smoking with sexual pleasure in the mind, and prepares the body for nookie "

I used to smoke 30-40 a day....... may have to get a couple of stress relieving balls

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

no Grrrr update this week laine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No grrrrr yet but I have hurt my back bending over to lift shopping so could be a big grrrrrr if it stops me getting out to play tonight!

And not had a smoke yet!!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"No grrrrr yet but I have hurt my back bending over to lift shopping so could be a big grrrrrr if it stops me getting out to play tonight!

And not had a smoke yet!!!!! "
hot bath for the back.take that (yet) out of the quit smoking.think how dissapointed your mum would be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stomp stomp grind grind bash bash lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"stomp stomp grind grind bash bash lol "

you having a bad day there sailor man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh can i join in!!! RaaaaaaaH!!!

Andi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh there is another way of keeping in touch with ones Mom when ya kill yer laptop & only have an itouch for Net access.

Love hugs n kisses

Yer son.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mwahhhh son, nestle in for a bosom hug xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Laine you are going to hate me babe. wedding off again so have smoked too many!!xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_muma.... I am full of self loathing.

I got so stressed driving in.. around... through... Edinburgh Friday night I cracked and smoked too. If it wasn't for a lovely taxi driver who led me off Princes street road works I'd be circling it still!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call it a hiccup and carry on "stopped" please Laine,the scarey thing i found with starting up again was within 2 days its as if never had stopped,train, bus, taxi,driving in edinburghs the ultimate in stress,lol

T xx

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