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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you really like to do to the person above you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough room on page to say , but sure it has something to do with heavy load mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you really like to do to the person above you? "

Put you in a sex swing and use a vibe butt plug on u while I suck your clit and stimulate your GSpot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you really like to do to the person above you?

Put you in a sex swing and use a vibe butt plug on u while I suck your clit and stimulate your GSpot. "

Not for u audi ment for fab fem lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Can't say cos I am laughing so much at above posts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say cos I am laughing so much at above posts!"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can't say cos I am laughing so much at above posts! "
This could be an intresting wee post lol

for the one above paint a wee face on his blank profile pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say cos I am laughing so much at above posts! This could be an intresting wee post lol

for the one above paint a wee face on his blank profile pic lol"

have her bring me cake dressed as maid!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No. Sorry bru - not my type

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Finger feed doughnuts

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"No. Sorry bru - not my type "
marry him once hes giving me a date lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"No. Sorry bru - not my type "

Lie beside him and run my hands over his chest. But as he is about to be married, better ask his other half first!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"No. Sorry bru - not my type

Lie beside him and run my hands over his chest. But as he is about to be married, better ask his other half first!"

Oops! Sorry MissD!!! I know you don't have a hairy chest! lmao

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I laughed so much there, I gave myself hiccups! lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ladies please lol

Expose my chest to dess

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Finger feed doughnuts "

Yes please

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No. Sorry bru - not my type marry him once hes giving me a date lol"

I did but you couldn't make it lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"No. Sorry bru - not my type

Lie beside him and run my hands over his chest. But as he is about to be married, better ask his other half first!"

Hey its a sharing site but can we do this some night after the wedding night please lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"No. Sorry bru - not my type

Lie beside him and run my hands over his chest. But as he is about to be married, better ask his other half first!Hey its a sharing site but can we do this some night after the wedding night please lol "

Oh if you insist I suppose I'd better wait then! lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"No. Sorry bru - not my type

Lie beside him and run my hands over his chest. But as he is about to be married, better ask his other half first!Hey its a sharing site but can we do this some night after the wedding night please lol

Oh if you insist I suppose I'd better wait then! lol"

yeah but might force him into setting the date quicker dess

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"Hey its a sharing site but can we do this some night after the wedding night please lol

Oh if you insist I suppose I'd better wait then! lolyeah but might force him into setting the date quicker dess "

LOL!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dess, don't encourage her or there will be no chest bearing for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dess, don't encourage her or there will be no chest bearing for you "
ban him from playing first to 175

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Dess, don't encourage her or there will be no chest bearing for you ban him from playing first to 175 "

Help her win first to 175 so she lets me off

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Dess, don't encourage her or there will be no chest bearing for you ban him from playing first to 175

Help her win first to 175 so she lets me off "

Wax his chest

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Steal her crutches and make faces through the window

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Steal her crutches and make faces through the window "

Chase after him in my wheelchair and tweak his nips with my picker-upper-grabby thing!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Steal her crutches and make faces through the window

Chase after him in my wheelchair and tweak his nips with my picker-upper-grabby thing!! "

Stick flames down the side of nurse ratchets wheelchair!!! She can bloody outrun this old fart!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him some were remote and leave him there while I steal his future missus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him to support a better team

(and I don't mean rangers)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Help him to sort bru out!!! Maybe accrington Stanley?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Help him to sort bru out!!! Maybe accrington Stanley? "
shag him of course

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Help him to sort bru out!!! Maybe accrington Stanley? shag him of course

"

Be her maid do as she wished

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ask to be a bridesmaid

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

buy you a cold beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You beat me to it....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"You beat me to it...."

Just beat him

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

That sounds good to me

My round?

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

wendy take you cammping

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You beat me to it....

Just beat him "

Flash my chest at you Fmuma

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Send Andy to the bar

Tell Brian to fuck right off.... I don't "DO" camping....

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

get you a bag of chips after pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss the the chaos theory...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Jump out an shout BAZINGA at you

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Introduce him to Bertha...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Take Bertha and smack you over the head with it!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Report him for assault with a deadly dildo.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Plead self defence because she ran me over in her sooped up wheelchair with flames down the side and spikes on the wheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him away somewere remote

Hang on I already done this

Shit!! Ehhh can I just hide him some were

So there's more gals for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would take him home to look after him after his accident. When I get him tucked up in bed I break his ankles with a sledge hammer so he can never leave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awe bru!! That was for furry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awe bru!! That was for furry x"
whit you smoking???????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awe bru!! That was for furry xwhit you smoking??????????? "

Do you not remember the film misery? X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd let her take me home - as long as there's no broken ankles or bloody painting of walls or ceilings involved!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competition"
take them rollerblading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competitiontake them rollerblading "

Feed him cake.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competitiontake them rollerblading

Feed him cake. "

Hold a conversation with her chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competitiontake them rollerblading

Feed him cake.

Hold a conversation with her chest. "

take him underwear shopping!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competitiontake them rollerblading

Feed him cake.

Hold a conversation with her chest. take him underwear shopping!! "

You're alright, I don't wear semmits.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Share a cuppa & a cake with him & chuckle & laugh & go home smiling. Either that or challenge him go a Folical Growth Competitiontake them rollerblading

Feed him cake.

Hold a conversation with her chest. take him underwear shopping!!

You're alright, I don't wear semmits."

Jump above n say hiya bru hows you doing in my best joey accent fancy a shag hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy her dinner "

Have him for dinner.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Spank her for not offering to feed me cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank her for not offering to feed me cake "

Pfft, you're already promised to another, not wasting my cake on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would have to compare boob size with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get naked n have some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take him to a photography lesson to learn the difference between landscape, portrait and wonky.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Keep walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep walking."
take him boxer shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to a photography lesson to learn the difference between landscape, portrait and wonky. "

What ever do you mean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would have to compare boob size with her "
now theres an event I would pay money to see??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Take him to a photography lesson to learn the difference between landscape, portrait and wonky.

What ever do you mean lol "

take new snaps for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shag her!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just shag her!! "
ok shag after taking the snaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag while taking the snaps lol

Shhhh I think I hear furry cumin lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Shag while taking the snaps lol

Shhhh I think I hear furry cumin lol "

shhhh quick under the duvet

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Captured LOL

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Give you brus share of the cake as he's too busy under the duvet

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Give you brus share of the cake as he's too busy under the duvet "
crawls out from under the duvet ohh hiya hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take him to a photography lesson to learn the difference between landscape, portrait and wonky.

What ever do you mean lol take new snaps for him "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would get my high heels on (seen as your so tall) and go for a right good night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to remove your top and kiss your fantastic boobies xx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would get my high heels on (seen as your so tall) and go for a right good night out"

Get you with the high heels on and have a good night in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would get my high heels on (seen as your so tall) and go for a right good night out

Get you with the high heels on and have a good night in "

Remind you you've to get some pics on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd sit in and watch Emerdale with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd steal the remote and turn over to music channels as I don't watch soaps

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd take you out for a drink so you don't have to put up with any more dad dancing from a certain gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy her dinner

Have him for dinner. "

What u making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give you brus share of the cake as he's too busy under the duvet crawls out from under the duvet ohh hiya hubby "
crawls out other end hiya mate white happin

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Give you brus share of the cake as he's too busy under the duvet crawls out from under the duvet ohh hiya hubby crawls out other end hiya mate white happin "

Put this accrington Stanley top on bru

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Give you brus share of the cake as he's too busy under the duvet crawls out from under the duvet ohh hiya hubby crawls out other end hiya mate white happin "

Put this accrington Stanley top on bru

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

winter time he needs 2 on ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"winter time he needs 2 on ? "

Yep (bloody phone )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No proabs

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Take pictures of him in his acrington Stanley top!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wax his furry chest off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have fun with them fun bags.

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