FabSwingers.com forum: 10 things not to say to lesbians:

By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Ten things not to say:

1. Who’s the “man” in this relationship?

2. So if you like girls, are you attracted to yourself?

3. How do you have sex?

4. How do you know you’re a lesbian if you’ve never had sex with a man?

5. Wanna have a threesome?

6. Really? But you’re so pretty.

7. So since you married a man, you’re not bi anymore, right?

8. What do you have against d*ck?

8a. Do you miss d*ck?

9. You just haven’t met the right man yet.

10. I wish I were a lesbian. Things would be so much easier.......

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