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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just used Veet for men on my balls and the area round them. I have done this many times before but this time I was txt and forgot about the time the Veet was on !!!! Thank god for Aloe Vera !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it once and it felt like I had set fire to my under crackers, I just shave my bits now

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By *latharerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow CC

Google veet for men reviews.

Even if most of them are not true, they will have you falling off your chair pissing yourself !!!

Ps I feel your pain !

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Google veet for men reviews.

Even if most of them are not true, they will have you falling off your chair pissing yourself !!!

Ps I feel your pain !"

Seen that before! The Amazon one! ...

Funny as....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up FFS a back sack and crack....if a sissy like me can do it, it should be nothing to you men....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I believe we all had a good laugh at http one not so long ago lol.

The moral of the story is - DONT FORGET YOUVE PUT IT ON!

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By *latharerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow CC


"Google veet for men reviews.

Even if most of them are not true, they will have you falling off your chair pissing yourself !!!

Ps I feel your pain !

Seen that before! The Amazon one! ...

Funny as...."

Hysterical, I had to stop reading loads of times cos I couldnt breath or see from laughhing so much ......

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

That review put me off Brussels sprouts for good.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

"

That had me belly laughing! Sorry but oh my lord. Hope there was no permanent damage! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'chutney channel'!

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turd tunnel. FAF!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"The 'chutney channel'!

Classic!"

Sky are obviously taking niche broadcasting to the extreme!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the moral of the story is not to take your eye off the ball(s) and use a stop watch for pain free hair removal

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By *issncuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

try Wilkinsons gentle removal cream.......has to be on 15 mins....but does'nt burn the jewels.....

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By *lueeyes36Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Magic powder from e bay does the trick for me

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