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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets play a little game,dunno if its been done before or not.

The idea is you make a claim about yourself (wether true or false it doesnt matter),the following people have to guess wether its true or false.

And remember the more absurd or ridiculous the better.

Heres my attempt.

I once punched a man in the face for perving at me through a hole in the wall at a public toilet in bury st edmunds

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

True!

I once woke up in a friends house to find his teenage son giving me a BJ.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well done thats right,i think yours is false though

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You're right. It was actually his GF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke one night in a friends house to his mother sucking me off n ended up her by morning lol. True or false you decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're right. It was actually his GF. "
after watching jackass 2 idecided to see if it was possible to stick a toy car up your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woke one night in a friends house to his mother sucking me off n ended up her by morning lol. True or false you decide "
probably true

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

After a night on the lash in Carlisle one evening i sleepwalked down stairs and lay on the carpet in front of a log fire in the hotel lounge bollock naked

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"You're right. It was actually his GF. after watching jackass 2 idecided to see if it was possible to stick a toy car up your arse"

I'd say true, after drink was taken!

I once got thrown out of a pubin Rutherglen for going in in a nurses uniform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woke one night in a friends house to his mother sucking me off n ended up her by morning lol. True or false you decide probably true "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a night on the lash in Carlisle one evening i sleepwalked down stairs and lay on the carpet in front of a log fire in the hotel lounge bollock naked "
anythings possible with you pp so im gonna say true distinct lack of ladies making desperate claims here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're right. It was actually his GF. after watching jackass 2 idecided to see if it was possible to stick a toy car up your arse

I'd say true, after drink was taken!

I once got thrown out of a pubin Rutherglen for going in in a nurses uniform."

false as thats probably about right for rutherglen

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"After a night on the lash in Carlisle one evening i sleepwalked down stairs and lay on the carpet in front of a log fire in the hotel lounge bollock naked anythings possible with you pp so im gonna say true distinct lack of ladies making desperate claims here lol"

correct, the manager kindly walked me back up to bed instead of calling the cops

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

It's actually true! We were collecting for Children in Need, but the manager wasn't happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's mine. My brother and i took two girls back to my mothers years ago. One of them went to toilet. Naked. Heard someone walking upstairs. And sco into my room jumped into my bed . Wrong room . Needless to say on it like a cap bonnet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's actually true! We were collecting for Children in Need, but the manager wasn't happy. "
miserable bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's mine. My brother and i took two girls back to my mothers years ago. One of them went to toilet. Naked. Heard someone walking upstairs. And sco into my room jumped into my bed . Wrong room . Needless to say on it like a cap bonnet x "
sco=ran . Cap=car ! Bloody phone

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

[Removed by poster at 17/09/13 13:14:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out on my hen night got caught weeing behind a tree and got arrested.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Out on my hen night got caught weeing behind a tree and got arrested. "
im not believing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out on my hen night got caught weeing behind a tree and got arrested. im not believing that "

Partly true but never git arrested. But did tell the policeman that I liked his truncheon. (I can't lie for shit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won Gold at the Gay Olympics for taking most Str8 men up the meat aisle in the "Cruising Daddies In Tesco's" event.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Won Gold at the Gay Olympics for taking most Str8 men up the meat aisle in the "Cruising Daddies In Tesco's" event. "

TRUE!

Once had my chest shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time. "

False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won Gold at the Gay Olympics for taking most Str8 men up the meat aisle in the "Cruising Daddies In Tesco's" event.

TRUE!

Once had my chest shaved "

True.

Have competed in the Gay Five Nations & cum first with men with odd shaped balls.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Won Gold at the Gay Olympics for taking most Str8 men up the meat aisle in the "Cruising Daddies In Tesco's" event.

TRUE!

Once had my chest shaved

True.

Have competed in the Gay Five Nations & cum first with men with odd shaped balls. "

False actually lol.

That's false too - you wouldn't have competed, just waited in the showers for them to finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.

False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol "

I'm not a car snob. If it gets me where I'm going I'm not too bothered what it is so long as it matches my ensemble.

I competed in the Gay World Cup & had to take an early bath with another player due to a misunderstanding about their tackle.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.

False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol

I'm not a car snob. If it gets me where I'm going I'm not too bothered what it is so long as it matches my ensemble.

I competed in the Gay World Cup & had to take an early bath with another player due to a misunderstanding about their tackle. "

False - it was the whole team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used celery to pleasure myself as I ran out of cucumber.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Used celery to pleasure myself as I ran out of cucumber. "

False - unless it was as a flogger

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Used celery to pleasure myself as I ran out of cucumber. "

id say True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have won the Gay Formula One by pumping the most litres of juice into a Ford Ka & completing a circuit in record time.

False! I know you'd never be seen dead in a Ka lol

I'm not a car snob. If it gets me where I'm going I'm not too bothered what it is so long as it matches my ensemble.

I competed in the Gay World Cup & had to take an early bath with another player due to a misunderstanding about their tackle. False - it was the whole team "

Partly right - it was BOTH teams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used celery to pleasure myself as I ran out of cucumber.

False - unless it was as a flogger "

False , can't stand celery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True or false

I can fire a ping pong ball out of my foof?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"True or false

I can fire a ping pong ball out of my foof? "

true,but quite how you find these things out is still a mystery to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True or false

I can fire a ping pong ball out of my foof? "

Can I have my tennis balls back - you've had them since I lost out on my championship at the Gay Wimbledon title cos there were no new balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the running for a Gay Tennis Grand Slam till Fab Fem borrowed my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up once amongst Oxfams rubbish bins

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I was in the running for a Gay Tennis Grand Slam till Fab Fem borrowed my balls. "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke up once amongst Oxfams rubbish bins "

True.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I woke up once amongst Oxfams rubbish bins

True. "

I'm with you Charlie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the Champion at the last Gay Open Masters Golf Tournament for the most holes in one.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I was the Champion at the last Gay Open Masters Golf Tournament for the most holes in one. "

False, you always take more than one stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I woke up once amongst Oxfams rubbish bins

True. I'm with you Charlie lol "

shit. Ting true stella enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True or false

I can fire a ping pong ball out of my foof? "

False. Shove any ball up my foof and its lost forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Gay Rowing Championships I came first in both the Regatta (which is rarely a Straight course) & also in the Heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the Gay Rowing Championships I came first in both the Regatta (which is rarely a Straight course) & also in the Heads. "

True, Just wondering how many strokes that took.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. "
false it's a melon!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a beauty spot on my penis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a beauty spot on my penis!!"

You had that checked at the clinic??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a beauty spot on my penis!!"

true. I've seen the pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a beauty spot on my penis!!

true. I've seen the pic. "

Perv!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being called a nasty slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being called a nasty slut. "

False you actually like to be called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being called a nasty slut.

False you actually like to be called Dave "

omg does any 1 know how to play game

I have a 9 inch penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being called a nasty slut.

False you actually like to be called Dave omg does any 1 know how to play game

I have a 9 inch penis!"

Quite obviously false

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have three nipples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have three nipples? "

It's true.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I have twice as many testicles as Hitler.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

True

Shopped in Asda in full maids uniform ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"True

Shopped in Asda in full maids uniform ?"

I'd say false, you didn't have the apron

I've bungee jumped twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have three nipples?

It's true. "

Cheeky! it's not true but a nurse thought I did when I was young. My mum had to tell her it was a chickenpox scar

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"True

Shopped in Asda in full maids uniform ?

I'd say false, you didn't have the apron

I've bungee jumped twice "

did have apron was 3 in morning though lol

false why would anyone bugee twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True

Shopped in Asda in full maids uniform ?

I'd say false, you didn't have the apron

I've bungee jumped twice "

True but its more than twice. The elastic in those dodgy boxers of yours makes you bungee every night when your taking them off

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've never bungee jumped in my life lol

I'm in the film Patriot Games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol

I'm in the film Patriot Games "

False it was actually crime watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a member if the W I.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol

I'm in the film Patriot Games

False it was actually crime watch"

The mummy actually lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I am a member if the W I. "

False / they threw you out for a dodgy sponge in 2009

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a member if the W I.

False / they threw you out for a dodgy sponge in 2009 "

Sshh furry I told you that in confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to play football with an Aberdeen football player way bk in the late 70's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the Red Panda related to the Giant Panda true or false

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i used to play football with an Aberdeen football player way bk in the late 70's "

Hmm I'm going to say true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the Red Panda related to the Giant Panda true or false"

False. The red panda is brus brother.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Is the Red Panda related to the Giant Panda true or false

False. The red panda is brus brother. "

pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the Red Panda related to the Giant Panda true or false

False. The red panda is brus brother. "

Correct Gold Star awarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met "jet" from gladiators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol

I'm in the film Patriot Games

False it was actually crime watch

The mummy actually lol "

So you use to be a mummy

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol

I'm in the film Patriot Games

False it was actually crime watch

The mummy actually lol

So you use to be a mummy "

I didn't say that did I? Lol. I was in the background of one of the scenes smartass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never bungee jumped in my life lol

I'm in the film Patriot Games

False it was actually crime watch

The mummy actually lol

So you use to be a mummy

I did say that Lol. I was in the background of one of the scenes "

Ok Mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof... "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof...

True "

100%.....true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof...

True

100%.....true lol"

No way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to date a well known footballer that plays for a premiership team??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than once I gave the school hard case a blow job in school, hence the reason I wasn't bullied at school for being a feminine poof...

True

100%.....true lol

No way!! "

I know who would've thought it possible

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I use to date a well known footballer that plays for a premiership team?? "

False - he plays for Real Madrid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use to date a well known footballer that plays for a premiership team??

False - he plays for Real Madrid "

Your right, false. i have never been out with a premiership footballer and wouldn't want to but I did date a guy that played for a pub team

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I use to date a well known footballer that plays for a premiership team??

False - he plays for Real Madrid

Your right, false. i have never been out with a premiership footballer and wouldn't want to but I did date a guy that played for a pub team "

Hehe - I was close then

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