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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this might be a bit of fun or maybe not but thought it would be fun if we could post some scottish slang words. Me being on the west coast i am familier with the ayrshire and glasgow based slang but i am interested to find out what other slang is used in other parts of scotland.

ayrshire

ken = understand

gid = good

geez = give me

wan = one

twa = two

fower = four

ower = over

yazin = using

rid = red

broon = brown

yella = yellow

dug = dog

windae = window

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By *JSpinMan
over a year ago

Sydney CBD

weain - child

bawbag - an idiot

minging - not nice horrid

_adgee - yuck

furry boots ye fae - where are u from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yous = you times 2 ,3 ,4 or 5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blether - chat

swallie - drink

hoose - house

naw - no

windae - window lol

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

mawkit...really dirty

bowfin...really smelly

clatty... ie when someone picks nose farts etc they are clatty b......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mawkit...really dirty

bowfin...really smelly

clatty... ie when someone picks nose farts etc they are clatty b......

pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stauner - hard on

Shereen - vagina

Glaikit - odd looking

Jaiket - jacket

jaikie - an alcoholic

Claes - clothes

Welt - penis

Sook ma rute - suck my cock

Gies a belt o yer pisher doll - can i perfom cunninlingus on you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stane poke= testicles

dabber= twat=idiot

gonnie=will you please

boalk= dry heave

the boaby= penis

i love ayrshire dialect!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol my favourite from that lot is stauner, its been donkies since i heard that one pmsl

keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

kaiket (dunno hoo ti spell it)

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By *ord and ladyCouple
over a year ago

around Glasgow

yir een ...your eyes glaikit...ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as in yer shin are cakit ya manky midden??

or haw ya fud youv trailed yir cakit feet aw ower ma flair n iv just dichted it wi the cloot so get yer hinnen ben the scullery n get the cloot ben and dicht it!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

WHIT??? = May one request subtitles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

certainly dear!!

you silly person you have trailed your dirty feet over the floor that i just cleaned with the cloth get your posterior through the kitchen and get a cloth and clean it!! xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

cheers Mz.

Dogging it = playing truant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger = fizzy juice

Fannybawz = Clown

Dobber = peeeeeeeeeenis

Gordon Brown = Grey Boring Git

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

my two fave are

fash = fish and

goonie = night gown

ohhh i almost fogot

gonnie no ! = please dont lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma faves are:

Dafty - idiot

Geeza - Give me a

Munter - a women who is horrific or hingin' (see below)

Hingin - not attractive as in "That birds hingin'" or "You're shoes are hingin'"

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By *hillaxMan
over a year ago

Scotland

These aren't so much slang words, more colloquialisms and dialects the history of some of these is very interesting (but that's for a school night!).

Having worked the length and breadth of our fair country, there seems to be an apparent overlap of phrases with various connotations.

Gadgee has been taken to mean anything from Dirty, Unclean, to someone who is lucky.

The north east does take some beating as not only do they have their own vocabulary, even their English is hard to understand.

With:

Loons = Boys

Quines = Girls

Feel = Stupid / silly

Spot the difference in these 2 sentences:

Fa's yir loon?

Far's yir loon?

Who is your boy or fella?

Where is your boy or fella?

It can be said with confidence though, that dialects and colloquialisms for sex are understand countrywide, thank fuck!

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By *hillaxMan
over a year ago

Scotland

My favourites have to be Glaswegian:

Gobble = Blow Job

"Get yir jaws roon ma baws, gee's a gobble"

Blert = To ejaculate

"A blertit aw air her coopin"

A classic phrase I love is refering to the size of a womans nipples:

"yi cud hing a pair o wet duffle coats aff em with a boatl o IrnBru in each poakit"

Or the typical Glaswegian courting ritual, often observed late on a Saturday night.

Male "ur yi dancin?"

Female "ur yi askin?"

Male "um askin!"

Female "um dancin!"

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

Roached = ugly or minging as in ' offt that senga is pure roached'

Clerty = I learnt this word in Fife.. It's describes the burds in Styx haha!! Means boggin x

Glaikit = as bright as a blackoot x

Slice = square sausage as in 'a roll n slice'

Calzone = another crazy fife word lol apparently an inside oot kebab type pizza lol

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Some of the fife slang can be

Bunker = kitchen worktop

Baffies = slippers

Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper.

English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper.

Shut your Puss = shut your face

Steaming = d*unk

just a few lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eejit = Dave

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Eejit = Dave

pmsl not nice fud xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There yi go,thats you" - i have finished serving you. (So reasuring,luv it),lol

T xx

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"Some of the fife slang can be

Bunker = kitchen worktop

Baffies = slippers

Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper.

English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper.

Shut your Puss = shut your face

Steaming = d*unk

just a few lol xxxx

The secret bunker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pan breed - dead

would gee her wan - nice looking member of opposite sex that you would like to have

pain in the tits - polite way of saying your an annoying little fucker

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"Some of the fife slang can be

Bunker = kitchen worktop

Baffies = slippers

Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper.

English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper.

Shut your Puss = shut your face

Steaming = d*unk

just a few lol xxxx

The secret bunker?

No dear lol thats where is there was a nuclear war scotland would have been govened from under neath it lol the other bunker is where ya make ya dinner pmsl love ya too miss xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rammie= good way to settle a word or two

dobber = annoying character who deserve this title

5 rapid = boxing term not to be confused with fisting

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By *Y MAN n MECouple
over a year ago

FIFE

we've been up here 4 years and still have trouble with the language... i'm sure it's to confuse us English.. but we love you all,XX

shot = have a go(give us a shot at....)

jag = injection

and the first time a scotsman called me HEN i was baffled

hen = hun as in hunni

stay = live (where you stay?)

bairn = child

burn = brook or stream

Need i go on???

Help!!!! i need an interpreter

thank god that sex is a universal language a shag is a shag in anyone's book

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"Some of the fife slang can be

Bunker = kitchen worktop

Baffies = slippers

Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper.

English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper.

Shut your Puss = shut your face

Steaming = d*unk

just a few lol xxxx

The secret bunker?

No dear lol thats where is there was a nuclear war scotland would have been govened from under neath it lol the other bunker is where ya make ya dinner pmsl love ya too miss xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yi widny wanna get them mixed up then eh?

Jst cos Steve n Jo wanna take me up the Secret Bunker..

but now I kno that means they jst wanna cook me dinner.. phew

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

"rammie= good way to settle a word or two

dobber = annoying character who deserve this title

5 rapid = boxing term not to be confused with fisting

10 rapid doon ma bit pal.. yis must be poofcakes doon ur way :P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 rapid doon ma bit pal.. yis must be poofcakes doon ur way :P x"

LMFAO!! Poofcake!

10-15 rapid for us

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

peice = bread and butter sarnie init?

goonie = nightdress

bampot =div i think?

if i remeber right is cow a worse swearword in glasgow then cunt? lol

been years since i was there getting insulted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cum oan get aff -this is your bus stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crabbit= not a good mood

hackit= not braw/nice

tattie scone= potato scone

scone n yon = soda scone with cheese

im gonna burst that cunt= that person due a slap

show us yer boaby= may we see your penis

skanky midden = unhygenic lady

hoatchin= see hackit

beeling= see hoatchin

yer baws in a tinny= i dont think so

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

Calzone = another crazy fife word lol apparently an inside oot kebab type pizza lol"

A calzone is an italian pizza pocket type thing, you get them in Frankie & Benny's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brace yerself effie=foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the fife slang can be

Bunker = kitchen worktop

Baffies = slippers

Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper.

English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper.

Shut your Puss = shut your face

Steaming = d*unk

just a few lol xxxx

The secret bunker?

No dear lol thats where is there was a nuclear war scotland would have been govened from under neath it lol the other bunker is where ya make ya dinner pmsl love ya too miss xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Yi widny wanna get them mixed up then eh?

Jst cos Steve n Jo wanna take me up the Secret Bunker..

but now I kno that means they jst wanna cook me dinner.. phew

shh dont give our secrets away about taking folks doon the secret bunker lol

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By *hillaxMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Some of the fife slang can be

Bunker = kitchen worktop

Baffies = slippers

Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper.

English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper.

Shut your Puss = shut your face

Steaming = d*unk

just a few lol xxxx

The secret bunker?

No dear lol thats where is there was a nuclear war scotland would have been govened from under neath it lol the other bunker is where ya make ya dinner pmsl love ya too miss xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Is that no where you keep the coal? in a bunker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not slang, Scots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that no where you keep the coal? in a bunker?"

Nooooo coal is kept in sex

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Is that no where you keep the coal? in a bunker?

Nooooo coal is kept in sex

pmsl laine he from glasgow only fifer's say bunker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fizzog - face

Coupon - face

Napper - face or head

Basturt - bastard

Banger - penis

Nookie - sex

Gettin yer end away - having sex

Gettin yer hole - having sex

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By *ord and ladyCouple
over a year ago

around Glasgow

drookit,droont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get that glaiket look aff yer kisser/fizzog/coupon/dish

beardy= beard rash

nookie badge=lovebite xx

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By *ord and ladyCouple
over a year ago

around Glasgow

guffin...stinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh wow what a collection i have just sat here and had such a laugh at all the different words you guys thought up lol brilliant lol

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By *onycurtysMan
over a year ago

perth

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By *onycurtysMan
over a year ago

perth

Who gives a f^^k .com lol simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go shave lmao

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

Jigger't - Worn Out

Dingy'd - Ignored

Wheesh'd - Be quiet

Mokit - Dirty or Very D*unk

Shwally - A Drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wha wants a podger

geez a gam

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