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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!

(None of that Sissy

shite)

Are ye tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems

that always sound good, but never actually come close to

reality? Well, here are a series of

promises that actually speak of true

friendship... You will see no cute wee smiley

faces on this card .

Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad

-- I will help you

get pissed and plot revenge against the ol' bugger who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue

-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile --

I will know ye are thinking of something that I would

probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are

scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I

get, until you're NOT.

5. When ye are

worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it

could be until YE STOP

WHINING!

6.... When yer

confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are

sick -- Stay the heck

away from me until ye are well again.

I don't want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye

fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you

clumsy arse,

.......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my

oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

and I have a brolly for my real friends xxxxx

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

and I have a brolly for my real friends xxxxx"

i just bring a shower curtain for my friends hun xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth...

and I have a brolly for my real friends xxxxx"

and its SOME brolly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a friend is someone who bails you out if your in trouble with the police a true friend is sitting next to you wondering what happened

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"a friend is someone who bails you out if your in trouble with the police a true friend is sitting next to you wondering what happened "

ok you been caught in the loos again homo?????

ye knows a luvs ye and the wee english poof who'll be visiting soon xxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other "

***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madcoooooo I trying to fone yooooooo but ye not got yer listening fone on!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah man my secrets oot lol

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Madcoooooo I trying to fone yooooooo but ye not got yer listening fone on!!!!!!!!!!!! "

been cleaning hun couldnae hear it for the bleach fumes

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other

***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx"

lol run fast hun i know how to get to livingstone hehe

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"yeah man my secrets oot lol "

lol you had secrets - no when yer d*unk ye dinnae lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other

***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx

lol run fast hun i know how to get to livingstone hehe "

That's what I was hoping for babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice 1 Rhona.

Your a true friend, always there to listen , non judgmental....

Listens to all my probs....

You have been there for me a lot, thro illness & famlily probs

A tert with a heart i luv ya girl lol xxx xxx

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"I love this thread! Just what friends are like too!!! None of this mushy shite lol just good ole fashioned friends who know how to be with each other

***runs in and plants a big mushy, sloppy kiss on everyone, then runs back out again** xxx

lol run fast hun i know how to get to livingstone hehe

That's what I was hoping for babe xx"

grabbing car keys the now

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"Nice 1 Rhona.

Your a true friend, always there to listen , non judgmental....

Listens to all my probs....

You have been there for me a lot, thro illness & famlily probs

A tert with a heart i luv ya girl lol xxx xxx

"

damn i thought i had a swinging brick no a heart lol

anytime hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am no gonna give you any of the "mushy shite" as you call it but would like to say rhona is 1 of the nicest /non-judgemental people on here and is 1 i will miss chatting to

xxstevexx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but u cant escape from me mafc hahahahaha fridays and sundays heheheh

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By *adcow OP   Woman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"am no gonna give you any of the "mushy shite" as you call it but would like to say rhona is 1 of the nicest /non-judgemental people on here and is 1 i will miss chatting to

xxstevexx"

aw stevie i always knew ye were a woose lol

i'll miss ye tae but i still have the hedge cutters so feel free to drop in anytime hun

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