FabSwingers.com forum: as a single male "swinger"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what has changed about your day to day habits as a single swinger?

now im a "single male" swinger these are the things i noticed today.

A) i have 12 sets of bedclothes always laundered and ironed

B) i have enough towels to wrap around the empire state building

C) i always have an unopened pack of 3 brand new toothbrushes in bathroom cabinet...for guests

D) i have a "smelly candle" in the bedroom

E) i always have 2 bottles of white and two bottles of red wine in house.

F) i have wet wipes next to toilet rolls

G) i have enough lube to grease the wheels of industry

H) enough condoms that if i inflated them all and tied them to my car it would float off.

the list goes on....its a long way from being a simple vanilla single man lol.

at no point have any the above items being needed more than twice a year i must add!!!!!!!

mike.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Would like to see the list pre swinging days

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

The list pre swinging days was 3 unopened packs of condoms - 1 out of date, WD40 under the sink, 2 half burnt candles from the last power cut, 2 sets of bed linen, 3 towels, what's a wet wipe?, half a toilet roll

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"The list pre swinging days was 3 unopened packs of condoms - 1 out of date, WD40 under the sink, 2 half burnt candles from the last power cut, 2 sets of bed linen, 3 towels, what's a wet wipe?, half a toilet roll

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Pmsl sounds about right to me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

must point out i am a clean person even before swinging hahahaha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot waterproof sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no need, i know im old but my bladder control is fine

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

*thinks she needs Mike to move in to sort out all my bedding and towels*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no need, i know im old but my bladder control is fine

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for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what has changed about your day to day habits as a single swinger?

now im a "single male" swinger these are the things i noticed today.

A) i have 12 sets of bedclothes always laundered and ironed

B) i have enough towels to wrap around the empire state building

C) i always have an unopened pack of 3 brand new toothbrushes in bathroom cabinet...for guests

D) i have a "smelly candle" in the bedroom

E) i always have 2 bottles of white and two bottles of red wine in house.

F) i have wet wipes next to toilet rolls

G) i have enough lube to grease the wheels of industry

H) enough condoms that if i inflated them all and tied them to my car it would float off.

the list goes on....its a long way from being a simple vanilla single man lol.

at no point have any the above items being needed more than twice a year i must add!!!!!!!

mike.

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lol made me laugh , even i aint that organised !!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Love it...... Would you like to move in

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