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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fibs for the kids

Remember my dad taking me to supermarket when I was very young to see the bear eggs! (coconuts lol ) lived in hope I would see one hatch!!!

While my sister was searching for elbow grease....... Dad was highly amused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO...!!!

HR XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would love to hear any one else's silly tales lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Started work in Collins bookbinders in Cathedral Street was sent once for tartan paint next time a left handed screw driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad told us haggis was a timorous beastie that lived in the wilds it had two short front legs and two long hind legs.. When we went out long walks he would offer money to the one who spotted it first.. Needless to say we kids never did get the prize money.. RIP daddy we laugh to this day about it..

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My dad once told me the ice cream van only played music if it was out of ice cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dad once told me the ice cream van only played music if it was out of ice cream..."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Started work in Collins bookbinders in Cathedral Street was sent once for tartan paint next time a left handed screw driver "

when i was a fresh wee 17yr old and started working in the bank ...they sent me to the post office for "a long stand"!!! asked nicely at the counter and the guy said...just stand over there darlin'.....it took me ages to catch on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got caught out with the long stand too!

Others are the bubble for a spirit level

A leg of salmon- think about it......

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By *aucy MikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whilst working for BR I overheard two technicians send an apprentice for a sky hook! Lol. Sx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tins of tartan paint

Can of steam for a kettle

A glass hammer

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Got told to ask for left handed trousers. I didn't do it as I thought it was a windup until I found out that I really should have asked for them as it was genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum my telling me that salmon was "deep sea cod"

Apparently they lived at the bottom of the sea and had to swim harder to keep up with all the other fish and that why they were pink.

I find like eating pink fish.

She only told me the truth when I was 18!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mum my telling me that salmon was "deep sea cod"

Apparently they lived at the bottom of the sea and had to swim harder to keep up with all the other fish and that why they were pink.

I find like eating pink fish.

She only told me the truth when I was 18!

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#didn't.

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