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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

have a tag line on facebook a tmo from the funny staus application i fink they a hoot bu ti jist loved this one suits my taste whats urs lol

"If you have a problem with me, write your grievance neatly and descriptively on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up - and shove it up your ass."

lets see how many we can get lol

mind now its jist a game lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does being that stupid come naturally to you or do u have to try hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thinks...but not very often lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fantastic time ....... unfortunately this wasnt it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love Me Tender Love ME Sweet Wrap Your Lips Around My Meat Watch Me Smile Watch Me Grin Watch Me Drip Come Down Your Chin! LOLL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never argue with a fool....he'll lower you down to his level and beat you with experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're only as strong as the tables you dance on, the drinks you mix, and the friends you roll with! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish that I had a lower IQ...then I could keep you company

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a moron..or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you a moron..or are you possessed by a retarded ghost?"

oi stu i resemble that remark lol :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TALK 2 THE HAND CAUSE THIS FACE AINT

LISTING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u call me a cunt...... but its cunts like

me that make pricks like you dribble !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's only room in my pants for one ass hole !!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wis ye on the bus when ye fell aff it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They say that the "best things come in little packages" of course they do, just look at me :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember what you said

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"do you fancy a shag tonight"

"Yeah, but not with you pal" x

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

"He is Gods gift to women" yeh like armpit hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sad this sad status sad can sad keep sad an sad idiot sad occupied sad for sad at sad least sad one sad hour!!

Now read it without the word sad lol

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By *onycurtysMan
over a year ago

perth

[Removed by poster at 17/02/10 11:44:41]

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By *onycurtysMan
over a year ago

perth

Is that your own Brain,,, or are you breaking it in for a Fu**ing Idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you notice this notice you will notice that this notice isn't worth noticing so go and notice another notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so wish that your parents had never met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter where you go! There you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all of it's students (think it's a Mark Twain quote - but I could be wrong )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you were ment to be a wankbut your mother got in the road

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

two wrongs dont make a right......

..but three rights make a left!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sioux :reckons what goes around comes around, and I will be standing at the side line when it does !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of my all time favs said by a mate shortly before he died , its not where you going in life its how you get there , always thought that was rather profound .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the body of a god yeah budha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can only please one person a day... today is not your day and tomorrow does not lookgood either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go for looks; .. they can deceive

Don't go for wealth even that fades away

Go for someone who makes you smile because it only takes a smile to make a dark day seem bright

....

Hope you find the one that makes you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we do not learn from history, we shall be compelled to relive it. But if we do not change the future, we shall be compelled to endure it. And that could be worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if you want sleep I'll be your pillow, if you want to be happy I'll be your smile but if you want a friend i will just be me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have all the above plzzzzz xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before you criticise someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you'll be a mile away....and wearing their shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters. (Ghengis Khan said it....before you all rail against me!!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at 1st you don't succeed, pull yer 4skin ower yer heed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not an alcoholic"

" I am a d*unkered"

" Alcoholics go to meetings"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not what happens in life but how you deal with it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men, they may have you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls

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