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"Just a normal day for some??" We know you like to talk rubbish lol  | |||
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"Hello cutie - wine and toast with lime marmalade ?? "Well since that's me off til Monday... Would be lovely thank you kindly | |||
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"Ooh I do love a good flirt.... Hey boys how ya doing "I'm fine Cutie, just sitting in my Lycra Speedos, lightly oiled with some Ultrasun, feeling the heat of the sun warm my bod & the occasional breeze kissin my skin. The cool of the pool rippling round my feet dipping the water. Some chilled Latin tunes strumming from the iPhone on my Spotify Playlists. Now all I need is some Latin Cutie to smear some more Suncream in that little difficult spot. Hmmmmm. | |||
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"Ooh I do love a good flirt.... Hey boys how ya doing
I'm fine Cutie, just sitting in my Lycra Speedos, lightly oiled with some Ultrasun, feeling the heat of the sun warm my bod & the occasional breeze kissin my skin. The cool of the pool rippling round my feet dipping the water. Some chilled Latin tunes strumming from the iPhone on my Spotify Playlists. Now all I need is some Latin Cutie to smear some more Suncream in that little difficult spot. Hmmmmm. "Yeah yeah - all you'll end up with is pedro - the 77 year old gardener lmao | |||
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"Oooooo I thought you'd never ask wife to be "Ffs I always ask it's about time u put in some effort lol | |||
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"Oooooo I thought you'd never ask wife to be Ffs I always ask it's about time u put in some effort lol "He's a lazy wee shite. Can't even put an F into effort! | |||
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"Oooooo I thought you'd never ask wife to be Ffs I always ask it's about time u put in some effort lol
He's a lazy wee shite. Can't even put an F into effort!"Hello Peter pan how up doooing ?  | |||
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"Oooooo I thought you'd never ask wife to be Ffs I always ask it's about time u put in some effort lol
He's a lazy wee shite. Can't even put an F into effort!Hello Peter pan how up doooing ? "Bugger off Peter Pan - she mine
Go chat pedro up lmao | |||
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"Oooooo I thought you'd never ask wife to be Ffs I always ask it's about time u put in some effort lol
He's a lazy wee shite. Can't even put an F into effort!Hello Peter pan how up doooing ?
Bugger off Peter Pan - she mine
Go chat pedro up lmao "Pmsl | |||
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"The other day I came to uni without my train pass/wallet, then yesterday I came without my phone. 2day I didn't forget anything." I think you forgot one thing | |||
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Not my fault!! | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!"Not wearing trousers is NOT a fashion statement!!! | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!"Haha yeah yeah | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!
Not wearing trousers is NOT a fashion statement!!! "It was worse than forgetting his trousers  | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!
Haha yeah yeah "If I forget to wear my shorts can I play with your bewbies? | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!
Haha yeah yeah
If I forget to wear my shorts can I play with your bewbies?"Ah go on then seen as its you | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!
Haha yeah yeah
If I forget to wear my shorts can I play with your bewbies?
Ah go on then seen as its you "Woohoo! (PS: Does this mean we're married?) Lol. | |||
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"How did I KNOW you were gonna say that?!?!
Not my fault!!
Haha yeah yeah
If I forget to wear my shorts can I play with your bewbies?
Ah go on then seen as its you
Woohoo!
(PS: Does this mean we're married?)
Lol."I thought I had first dibs on the newbie bewbies | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? "If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some? | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some? "That better be Charlie by the way lmao | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao "Ha ha yes tis I. | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao
Ha ha yes tis I. "No offence to Ian, but I'm pretty sure calling him nigella wouldn't go down too well lol | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao
Ha ha yes tis I.
No offence to Ian, but I'm pretty sure calling him nigella wouldn't go down too well lol "Oi u will u stop the flirting and the dinner on | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. "Now that's random ..wanna flirt | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao
Ha ha yes tis I.
No offence to Ian, but I'm pretty sure calling him nigella wouldn't go down too well lol "Yeah cos I have a better looking bum | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao
Ha ha yes tis I.
No offence to Ian, but I'm pretty sure calling him nigella wouldn't go down too well lol
Yeah cos I have a better looking bum "As I've never seen Ian's bum I'll take your word for it
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt "Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao
Ha ha yes tis I.
No offence to Ian, but I'm pretty sure calling him nigella wouldn't go down too well lol
Yeah cos I have a better looking bum
As I've never seen Ian's bum I'll take your word for it
"He has a rather nice bottom. | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner "Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol "Means more time to kiss if I don't cook | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with?
If I said you were sexier than nigella, could I have some?
That better be Charlie by the way lmao
Ha ha yes tis I.
No offence to Ian, but I'm pretty sure calling him nigella wouldn't go down too well lol
Yeah cos I have a better looking bum
As I've never seen Ian's bum I'll take your word for it
He has a rather nice bottom. "I bet it gets red when you get hold of it | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook "Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza? | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza? "I want a full body massage, lots of kissing and touching and generally need spoiling to withing an inch of my life tonight. | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
I want a full body massage, lots of kissing and touching and generally need spoiling to withing an inch of my life tonight. "ok dess im on my way lol | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza? "Happy meal lmao | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
Happy meal lmao "yeuckkkk can we have chippy instead ? lol | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
I want a full body massage, lots of kissing and touching and generally need spoiling to withing an inch of my life tonight. ok dess im on my way lol "Lol Jacs thank you. | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
I want a full body massage, lots of kissing and touching and generally need spoiling to withing an inch of my life tonight. ok dess im on my way lol
Lol Jacs thank you. "Your welcome | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
Happy meal lmao yeuckkkk can we have chippy instead ? lol "Chippy??????? A woman with expensive tastes lol
Seeing as its you, ok then | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
Happy meal lmao yeuckkkk can we have chippy instead ? lol
Chippy??????? A woman with expensive tastes lol
Seeing as its you, ok then "u know I like the finer things in life darling but too much rich food in Thailand has left me craving the simpler things in life lol | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
Happy meal lmao yeuckkkk can we have chippy instead ? lol
Chippy??????? A woman with expensive tastes lol
Seeing as its you, ok then u know I like the finer things in life darling but too much rich food in Thailand has left me craving the simpler things in life lol "Gonna have to feed you chippy for a few weeks next year then if we are off to Cuba for 3 weeks | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? "I wouldn't mind a bit sexy specs  | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
Happy meal lmao yeuckkkk can we have chippy instead ? lol
Chippy??????? A woman with expensive tastes lol
Seeing as its you, ok then u know I like the finer things in life darling but too much rich food in Thailand has left me craving the simpler things in life lol
Gonna have to feed you chippy for a few weeks next year then if we are off to Cuba for 3 weeks "Were no going to cuba Mexico or Barbados I told ya lol | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? I wouldn't mind a bit sexy specs "Mmmmmm hello bru the filling for my sandwich | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? I wouldn't mind a bit sexy specs "Yes bru you can have some, would you like cream with it too? | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? I wouldn't mind a bit sexy specs
Yes bru you can have some, would you like cream with it too? "Oi oi if there's cake going I'll be well up for a portion. | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? I wouldn't mind a bit sexy specs
Yes bru you can have some, would you like cream with it too?
Oi oi if there's cake going I'll be well up for a portion."Take a number and get to the back of the queue | |||
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"I have all this cake , and I just don't what to do with? I wouldn't mind a bit sexy specs
Yes bru you can have some, would you like cream with it too? "That's brus line! Stop stealing it | |||
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"My daughter's male Endler's Fish are showing off for the Lady Endler's Fish. Now that's random ..wanna flirt
Oi you - you haven't got time to flirt - I've just ordered our dinner Il oi you ..you said u were making dinner no ordering in lol
Means more time to kiss if I don't cook Ah never thought of that ok will let you off with it then what we having ? Chinese?Indian? pizza?
Happy meal lmao yeuckkkk can we have chippy instead ? lol
Chippy??????? A woman with expensive tastes lol
Seeing as its you, ok then u know I like the finer things in life darling but too much rich food in Thailand has left me craving the simpler things in life lol
Gonna have to feed you chippy for a few weeks next year then if we are off to Cuba for 3 weeks Were no going to cuba Mexico or Barbados I told ya lol "I'm NOT going to the Isle of Wight with you!! | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol "Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol "Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring "  | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring "You looked so angelic | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring
You looked so angelic "Thats because i am angelic | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring
You looked so angelic Thats because i am angelic "Not all the time | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring
You looked so angelic Thats because i am angelic
Not all the time "cheeky  | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring
You looked so angelic Thats because i am angelic
Not all the time cheeky "Only when I bite your bum | |||
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"Morning hubby to be why didn't u wake me u know I'm working this morning lol
Bet he thought if he let you sleep on, then morning sex would be on the cards, cos you wouldn't want to leave him or the duvet lol
Actually, I was up first. You were still snoring
You looked so angelic Thats because i am angelic "really!!!! | |||
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"oi you two, get back to your own room! lol" It's not my fault you didn't stay over last night dess | |||
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"And here's me going to pole dancing tonight, with my big heels and sparkly hot pants...." Ohhh I've seen those hot pants and they are HOT !! | |||
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