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never been so insulted!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ok, its time for "insult the one above"

You are required to come up with a ridiculously over the top insult, no offense is allowed to be meant or taken. Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a pure tax dodging geek man. Imagine going to uni. Uni's fur gays and you pure lie and say you are straight on your profile!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You love to get on buses, get on your & lick the chewing gum underneath the seats while you make eyes at the old dears with the hairy lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least the gum keeps my breath fresh... More than can be said for you. Your just jealous cos I had an mff with your mum and gran on the number 20 bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least the gum keeps my breath fresh... More than can be said for you. Your just jealous cos I had an mff with your mum and gran on the number 20 bus."

I wouldn't let you Artex my bathroom let alone paint the ceiling. Yer baws are square & you've got wan eye in the middle of yer coupon. As for banging GA's Maw & Grannie on the 20 bus did ya know they were on the 21 bus and that was actually the driver & the Conductress ya tried to poke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good scot... You are certainly random... Sticking up for your wee bf GA... If my dog looked like you I would have shaved his ass and made him walk backwards.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I dunno how to insult anyone but this is making me laugh so much lol

Ohhh god waits for the insult now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dunno how to insult anyone but this is making me laugh so much lol

Ohhh god waits for the insult now "

So nice of you to visit Thailand & go see Gary Glitter & offer yerself as a Scottish Bride. Even the Thai Brides felt like a million dollah!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can't insult anyone? What are you, a braindead, windowlicking simpleton who needs someone else to wipe your fanny for you? Oh, apparently so. I saw you outside the Arches with a sign saying "will gobble cock & lick toes for pennies"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Omg lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe your mouth dynamite... And stand up you are leaving a snail trail...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Wipe your mouth dynamite... And stand up you are leaving a snail trail... "
Ewwwww that's horrible lol

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You walk funny cos you sold half of your left leg to science & had it replaced with bits of a fish. That's why cats are always licking your leg & you love it & get all horny & grab one & rib it furiously against yourself

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By *ussman1Man
over a year ago

Paisley

when they put teeth in your mouth they spoiled a good arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least the gum keeps my breath fresh... More than can be said for you. Your just jealous cos I had an mff with your mum and gran on the number 20 bus.

I wouldn't let you Artex my bathroom let alone paint the ceiling. Yer baws are square & you've got wan eye in the middle of yer coupon. As for banging GA's Maw & Grannie on the 20 bus did ya know they were on the 21 bus and that was actually the driver & the Conductress ya tried to poke? "

Pmsl at " yer baws are square" be hard to topple that lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You're only on here because antihero wouldn't even shag you with his square baws on the number 21!!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You provide escort services for old men, giving them back massages & sooking on their baws. You do it for free as well. All the while wearing a zombie French maid outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really can't do insults, but I've broad shoulders so bring it on.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"You provide escort services for old men, giving them back massages & sooking on their baws. You do it for free as well. All the while wearing a zombie French maid outfit."

thought your third pic was a Superman/Peter pan pose....just found out it was Mis dynamite spittin ' back oot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew seems I've been missed.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You sell children to zookeepers to put on display in among the hippos. RSPCC & RSPCA are both after your greedy, immoral ass. On top of that you are an impotent hermaphrodite with constant sores all round your crotch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sell children to zookeepers to put on display in among the hippos. RSPCC & RSPCA are both after your greedy, immoral ass. On top of that you are an impotent hermaphrodite with constant sores all round your crotch"

Aww and there's me thinking I wasn't loved anti.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You are a sexual deviant who should be punished for not making enough cake

Oh wait, was I supposed to insult you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are a sexual deviant who should be punished for not making enough cake

Oh wait, was I supposed to insult you?? "

You smell and look like the back end of a cow thats been fucked by an elephant with ghonnorea

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd rather rip my testicles off & put them in a stirfry & have them forcefed to myself by a dominatrix who stands on the gaping wound with shit covered stilleto heels than look at your face once more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather rip my testicles off & put them in a stirfry & have them forcefed to myself by a dominatrix who stands on the gaping wound with shit covered stilleto heels than look at your face once more."

Well seeing as you've got no bollocks now you can put on that skirt and act like the sissy that you are.

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