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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A simple game

Simply reply honestly to the question above , then ask one of your own.

Have you ever test driven a car ,had sex in it and then taken it back?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

No...

Do you want to take me for a test drive, Charlie?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No...

Do you want to take me for a test drive, Charlie? "

No never.

ever had a strange sexy thought whilst making love to your other half?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"No...

Do you want to take me for a test drive, Charlie?

No never.

ever had a strange sexy thought whilst making love to your other half? "

Yes

Is it wrong that it was about your OH?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position by a member of the local plod?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No.

Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position by a member of the local plod? "

Yes. Tapped at my steamed up car window while I was getting sucked off by a lady friend. He was cool about it though as I put the window down a bit, he looked in, smiled and walked away. Window back up, and the lady in question hadn't even noticed till I told her later.

What's the single strangest thing a partner has asked you to do in bed and did you do it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes, strap on for Ian

Throat grabbing tit/face slapping for Charlie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, strap on for Ian

Throat grabbing tit/face slapping for Charlie. "

Have you ever fallen asleep whilst having sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, strap on for Ian

Throat grabbing tit/face slapping for Charlie.

Have you ever fallen asleep whilst having sex? "

Yes whilst giving oral!

Have you pretended to be tired for sex?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No

Have you ever had sex in the rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes (loved it!)

Have you ever had a finger in your bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes (loved it!)

Have you ever had a finger in your bottom?"
Yes, but more embarassingly a fem student doctor and fem doctor before that !!

Ever blurted out the word "Swinging" accidently while talking?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Yes (loved it!)

Have you ever had a finger in your bottom?Yes, but more embarassingly a fem student doctor and fem doctor before that !!

Ever blurted out the word "Swinging" accidently while talking? "

Yes, but I had the grandweans at the play park....

Have you ever had an accident during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Accident as in a and e or the other kind?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Any kind....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any kind...."

Um well almost and a and e, Ian thought he had killed me, he missed and got the wrong hole so to speak, I couldn't breath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any kind....

Um well almost and a and e, Ian thought he had killed me, he missed and got the wrong hole so to speak, I couldn't breath.

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My student fem doctor knew what she was doing,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any kind....

Um well almost and a and e, Ian thought he had killed me, he missed and got the wrong hole so to speak, I couldn't breath.

My student fem doctor knew what she was doing,,,"

we got the hang of it a little while after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, favoured lube of choice ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cool, favoured lube of choice ? "

Blueberry sliquid is nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever called out the wrong name mid passion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever called out the wrong name mid passion. "
No, but the woman in my local shop has inspired fountainous orgasms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever called out the wrong name mid passion. "

Yes, but my ex's name was Anne & I was with a Joanne, so I managed to cover it.

Ever made yourself cum whilst your partner shagged someone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

Have you ever been offered sex by your partners brother/sister?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No

Have you ever snogged a celebrity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Have you ever snogged a celebrity? "

No here's hoping Jennifer Anniston fancys one

Have you ever been caught masterbating ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

Have you ecer had sex in a theme park?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes.

Have you ever made someone else cum whilst in a crowded/public place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes.

Have you ever made someone else cum whilst in a crowded/public place "

Whoops too slow , was reply to young hung guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes.

Have you ever made someone else cum whilst in a crowded/public place

Whoops too slow , was reply to young hung guys. "

Lol and yes !

Haveyou ever been caught by the police having sex somewhere you shouldn't off?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes.

Have you ever made someone else cum whilst in a crowded/public place "

Yes, in a cinema, a nightclub on the dancefloor and on a bus (it was before I could drive lol)

Have you ever given payment "in kind" where short for say a taxi fare or something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nope never.

Have you ever had sex over a car bonnent

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Nope never.

Have you ever had sex over a car bonnent "

Yes. Slightly dented my bonnet too!

Have you ever had sex in public toilets while others were around?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Yes, and she was a bbw, so it was cramped!

Have you ever had sex by mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Have you ever snogged a celebrity? "
Often, Nigella, saying "Gosh Tonee thats good" over her kitchen worktop,,(in my head anyway),

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever been offered money for sex? (or if you're from Crawford John a cigarette) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever been offered money for sex? (or if you're from Crawford John a cigarette) lol"
never been offered money for sex.

Do you have a secret fancy for someone on fab if so who is it??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No, if I fancy someone I tell them.

Have you ever given someone a pity shag?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

It's not a secret.

Have you ever ducked out of a meet when he/she turned up and was a munter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, if I fancy someone I tell them.

Have you ever given someone a pity shag? "

Some I've pitied AFTER I shagged em. So Yes.

Have you ever had breakfast with someone of the same sex & afterwards thought "I must do that again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, if I fancy someone I tell them.

Have you ever given someone a pity shag?

Some I've pitied AFTER I shagged em. So Yes.

Have you ever had breakfast with someone of the same sex & afterwards thought "I must do that again?""
no.

Have you ever taken one for the team?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a secret.

Have you ever ducked out of a meet when he/she turned up and was a munter?"

nope...why would one meet a munter??

have you ever simply HAD to...in the disabled loo after a steamy lunch???

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"It's not a secret.

Have you ever ducked out of a meet when he/she turned up and was a munter?

nope...why would one meet a munter??

have you ever simply HAD to...in the disabled loo after a steamy lunch??? "

Not yet, but I'm sure I will soon....

Have you ever woo'd a partner with your cooking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not a secret.

Have you ever ducked out of a meet when he/she turned up and was a munter?

nope...why would one meet a munter??

have you ever simply HAD to...in the disabled loo after a steamy lunch???

Not yet, but I'm sure I will soon....

Have you ever woo'd a partner with your cooking? "
once cooked a pArtner with a wood. Have you ever dressed in sheeps clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes....gooey sticky puddings a specialite de la maison....

have you ever "meant " to behave...but just couldnt help it? ......

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By *ornyCouple-SWCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes....gooey sticky puddings a specialite de la maison....

have you ever "meant " to behave...but just couldnt help it? ...... "

Yes. Ian stayed over at mine when I was 16 and I sneaked up and into bed with him whilst parents were in the next room.

ever seen or heard a neighbour having sex and turned you on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ever seen or heard a neighbour having sex and turned you on.

"

Yes in a hotel near Newcastle, the wall was shaking and the woman sounded like she was having a great time. Not even trying to keep the noise down, the opposite I think!

gave me a massive hard on, I just had to have a wank while I was listening.

Have you ever been invited into a couples hotel room out of the blue, nothing to do with a swingers social etc.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

Have you ever just wanted to stop what your doing and fk the first guy to pass u

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Nope

Have you ever just wanted to stop what your doing and fk the first guy to pass u "

Nooo, nooo, nooo, nooo!

Have you ever hooked up with a complete stranger, and never found out their name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish

Have you ever used food or household items for sexual gratification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

Have you ever just wanted to stop what your doing and fk the first guy to pass u

Nooo, nooo, nooo, nooo!

Have you ever hooked up with a complete stranger, and never found out their name?"

Yes,

And was I meant to ask his name,

Have you ever played with urself at work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish

Have you ever used food or household items for sexual gratification? "

Yes a very big cucumber,

And how old was the oldest person u have done it with, then thought Oooopppps,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish

Have you ever used food or household items for sexual gratification?

Yes a very big cucumber,

And how old was the oldest person u have done it with, then thought Oooopppps,

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64.

Wheres the most unusual/risky place youve ever had sex

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wish

Have you ever used food or household items for sexual gratification?

Yes a very big cucumber,

And how old was the oldest person u have done it with, then thought Oooopppps,

64.

Wheres the most unusual/risky place youve ever had sex "

Probably on the Royal Yacht Britannia...

Have you ever posted video of your sexcapades on xhamster or the like?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No

Have you ever fucked your mates wife/husband and they weren't swingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No.

Have you ever been caught having sex by your children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

Have you ever been caught having sex by your children. "
yeah.

Are you a member of the mile high club

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Unfortunately no

Are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately no

Are you? "
only when dressed in woman's clothes??

How many times in one day??

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Unfortunately no

Are you? only when dressed in woman's clothes??

How many times in one day?? "

Standing record (that I'll never beat cos I'm not 19 any more lol) is 8. And I was sore for a few days!

Have you ever gotten it on in your parents bed (and not as a kid living at home)?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No.

Have you every been so d*unk had sex and can't remember who , where, and why?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No.

Have you every been so d*unk had sex and can't remember who , where, and why? "

Never been d*unk so no...

Have you ever flirted massively in an attempt to get away with say speeding?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No have you ever wanked while driving ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No have you ever wanked while driving ? "

No....but only cause i dont drive...

Have you ever interfered with the driver??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes.

Have you ever used food to add bit of "spice" in your sexual antics.

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No not yet ??have you ever been wanked off on to off the 41 bus ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

Have you ever used a really cheesy chat up line you never expected to work only to find out you were onto a winner with it

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No.

Have you ever used a really cheesy chat up line you never expected to work only to find out you were onto a winner with it"

No, but a mate of mine was unbelievably successful with a crappy line.

Have you ever given in to advances by a partner's hotter sibling/best mate without the partner's knowledge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No from Charlie. Yes from ian one of s so called friends.

Have you ever been tied up and just left by your partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No,have you done it to a partner/playmate

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"No have you ever wanked while driving ?

No....but only cause i dont drive...

Have you ever interfered with the driver?? "

I have been interfered with while driving.

Ever had sex outside in a Scottish winter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes...

Have you ever had a meet that lasted less than half an hour??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Yes...

Have you ever had a meet that lasted less than half an hour?? "

YES!

What is your best excuse for leaving a disastrous meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No,have you done it to a partner/playmate"

Ian did this to me. more embarrassingly I had to shout for my mum to come untie me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No,have you done it to a partner/playmate

Ian did this to me. more embarrassingly I had to shout for my mum to come untie me "

Yeah it was hilariously funny. Only a pillow covering her. Hee hee I

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow (for now)


"Yes...

Have you ever had a meet that lasted less than half an hour?? "

Yes.. drove 30 miles to a meet. Left 20mins later. Gent suffered from early onset Alzhimers.

Total waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes...

Have you ever had a meet that lasted less than half an hour??

YES!

What is your best excuse for leaving a disastrous meet?"

Not had any

Do you play with the shower head on power and full

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over a year ago

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

Not had any

Do you play with the shower head on power and full "

Only when cleaning my paint brushes.

Pubes: Shave, wax, or pluck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always shave....dont know anyone who plucks their pubes lol

Deepthroat gagging or anal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal....have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?.....or swung round by the tits?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No but I have been kicked in the .... Park , have you ever mistakingly d*unk wee glass of urine instead of whisky ?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No but I have been kicked in the .... Park , have you ever mistakingly d*unk wee glass of urine instead of whisky ? "

No.. who pees in a glass and sets it aside?

Have you ever gone along with a partner's request despite not wanting to do it and hating every second?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I have been kicked in the .... Park , have you ever mistakingly d*unk wee glass of urine instead of whisky ?

No.. who pees in a glass and sets it aside?

Have you ever gone along with a partner's request despite not wanting to do it and hating every second?"

Nope.

Have ever lied in a job interiew ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

Have you ever kept your pants on for two days??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever fucked a taxi driver for the fair ,what a lovely cock gobbling female she was x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope

Have you ever kept your pants on for two days?? "

Me no Ian yes. Thankfully he was away at his work.

Have ever fallen in love with animal.(I mean really fallen in love)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope

Have you ever kept your pants on for two days??

Me no Ian yes. Thankfully he was away at his work.

Have ever fallen in love with animal.(I mean really fallen in love) "
as I'm married I'm taking the fifth on this one

Ever lied about your age??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes when in was younger to get in to pubs, clubs etc.

Have you ever had sex in the sea.

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes when in was younger to get in to pubs, clubs etc.

Have you ever had sex in the sea. "

Yes and was more awkward than you'd think!

Have you ever asked a partner to put on a different accent as a form of roleplay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes when in was younger to get in to pubs, clubs etc.

Have you ever had sex in the sea. "
yes but for crabs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes when in was younger to get in to pubs, clubs etc.

Have you ever had sex in the sea.

Yes and was more awkward than you'd think!

Have you ever asked a partner to put on a different accent as a form of roleplay?"

No

Have you ever had a session that's made you late for work?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes when in was younger to get in to pubs, clubs etc.

Have you ever had sex in the sea.

Yes and was more awkward than you'd think!

Have you ever asked a partner to put on a different accent as a form of roleplay?

No

Have you ever had a session that's made you late for work? "

Yes, so much so I phoned in sick while still being ridden and took the day off...

Have you ever had a session while staying late at work?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Yes, and by quite a while too.

Have you ever caught work colleagues in the act?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yes, and by quite a while too.

Have you ever caught work colleagues in the act?"

Yes but in their defence they were married to each other.

Have you ever done a spot of the old naughty photocopying of your bits/boobs etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No has your boss ever caught you eying up their son/daughter/oh

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No has your boss ever caught you eying up their son/daughter/oh "

No but I was warned off his niece before she even started work. I told him if she had any family resemblance to him there was no chance in hell I'd ever bother.

Have you ever received a sexual reward from someone for a good deed you did them?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'm a total bastard, and don't do good deeds.

Have you ever had sex on the kitchen worktop and forgotten to clean up after?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm a total bastard, and don't do good deeds.

Have you ever had sex on the kitchen worktop and forgotten to clean up after?"

No, but there was a kitchen floor in need of a mopping after a friend unexpectedly discovered how to gush lol...

Have you ever been stuck for a question on this thread and come up with something random totally?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a total bastard, and don't do good deeds.

Have you ever had sex on the kitchen worktop and forgotten to clean up after?

No, but there was a kitchen floor in need of a mopping after a friend unexpectedly discovered how to gush lol...

Have you ever been stuck for a question on this thread and come up with something random totally?"

YES!

Have you ever had sex (one off), regretted it in the morning and tiptoed out.

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm a total bastard, and don't do good deeds.

Have you ever had sex on the kitchen worktop and forgotten to clean up after?

No, but there was a kitchen floor in need of a mopping after a friend unexpectedly discovered how to gush lol...

Have you ever been stuck for a question on this thread and come up with something random totally?

YES!

Have you ever had sex (one off), regretted it in the morning and tiptoed out. "

Yes. And it was one of the most awkward conversations ever a couple days later when I ran into her again lol

Have you ever thought "I'll probably regret this" but gone ahead and fucked someone anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah lol , what's the strangest object you have been fucked with or fucked someone with.

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yeah lol , what's the strangest object you have been fucked with or fucked someone with."

The handle of a bokken.

Have you ever been been caught short on a long journey and had to relieve yourself in a motorway layby in view of passing cars?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Yeah often, have you ever been pumping your partner only to relise it was the duvet and she was fast asleep

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Yeah often, have you ever been pumping your partner only to relise it was the duvet and she was fast asleep "

Lol nope.

Have you ever fucked while high/stoned and what was it like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No.

Have ever had sex in your garden and then got complaints from neighbours?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nope , have you ever giving your hairdresser a BJ instead of a tip ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No.

Have you ever offered sex instead of payment.?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hmmmm had sex with a client she paid me in kind after I did her hair, have you ever claimed a tree got to the top and Thot wish i hadn't done that when you couldn't get back down ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No

Have you ever blocked yourself on fab? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No

Have you ever blocked yourself on fab? Lol "

No.

Have you ever wished you could be someone else on here for just one day.?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

No. Why would one?

Have you ever made an arse of yourself at a meet?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No. Why would one?

Have you ever made an arse of yourself at a meet?"

I don't need to be at a meet to make an arse of myself lol

Have you ever given your partner the dutch oven treatment?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Eh no idea what is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eh no idea what is it ? "

It's where you fart under the bed covers and suffocate your parter with the stink.

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross


"Eh no idea what is it ?

It's where you fart under the bed covers and suffocate your parter with the stink. "

No

Have you ever been restrained then been "gifted/given" to someone else bythe person who had restrained you?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Eh no idea what is it ?

It's where you fart under the bed covers and suffocate your parter with the stink.

No

Have you ever been restrained then been "gifted/given" to someone else bythe person who had restrained you?"

Nope. Sadly. Sounds fun though.

Have you ever tlbeen part of a bukkake session?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No.

Have you ever had sex outside in the snow?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No frost bite d.oh have you ever but your pantyhose in side and couldn't be bothered changing and just gone out to the shops anyhow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pantyhose = tights.

Oh god yes many times I've put them on inside out.

Have you ever farted at the crucial moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol while masturbating once or twice

Recently funny enough.

Have you ever been in jail and it wasn't your fault

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Never been in jail have you ever swung on a star carried moonbeams home in a jar ??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

No, and are you high?

Have you ever watched someone through binoculars or telescope?

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"No, and are you high?

Have you ever watched someone through binoculars or telescope?"

No.

Have you ever thrown up a spur of the moment meet and then regretted it?

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