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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The uncontrolable swear reaction...2 words...usually brought on by shock or amazement.

The..."f***ing hell", reaction.

What was the latest thing that caused you to blurt it out ?

Had it today... saw the price of a Range Rover Evoque on forecourt...quite like em...but....f***ing hell...£36,995 !!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I said f**cking hell - serious? when I was told the most useless twat I work with is leaving in October

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said f***ing hell that was ckose when some twat in a white van nearly wiped out the car in front of me earlier today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I said f***ing hell that was ckose when some twat in a white van nearly wiped out the car in front of me earlier today "
sorry...maybe me distracted n shocked at cost of the Evoque....lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I said f***ing hell that was ckose when some twat in a white van nearly wiped out the car in front of me earlier today "

Good job it wasn't me or you as we would have made a real mess of the car!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today, idiot lorry drivers taking about 20 minutes to overtake each other on the motorway, all 3 lanes blocked.

Fucking hell!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i said that to when the gust of wind nearly blow me away on to main road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The uncontrolable swear reaction...2 words...usually brought on by shock or amazement.

The..."f***ing hell", reaction.

What was the latest thing that caused you to blurt it out ?

Had it today... saw the price of a Range Rover Evoque on forecourt...quite like em...but....f***ing hell...£36,995 !!"

That's pretty much what I said when I discovered how much it was going to cost to replace my 3 year old A6 Avant.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

The tall girl in the short skirt in Morrisons who stuck her hand up it, and scratched her bum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Ian suggested a bike ride earlier, I thought f#$king hell.

Afterwards I said f#$king hell as I am now saddle sore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok...this may seem trivial..but out for coffee...1st coffee shop...sorry...no scones sold out...2nd coffee shop...nae scones either!!! 3rd coffee shop....1 scone, 2 people!!!! Fucking hell!!!! All i wanted was a bloody scone!!!!!

Had a pancake!!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Ok...this may seem trivial..but out for coffee...1st coffee shop...sorry...no scones sold out...2nd coffee shop...nae scones either!!! 3rd coffee shop....1 scone, 2 people!!!! Fucking hell!!!! All i wanted was a bloody scone!!!!!

Had a pancake!!!!! "

I get the hint.... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok...this may seem trivial..but out for coffee...1st coffee shop...sorry...no scones sold out...2nd coffee shop...nae scones either!!! 3rd coffee shop....1 scone, 2 people!!!! Fucking hell!!!! All i wanted was a bloody scone!!!!!

Had a pancake!!!!! "

But it's not the same as a scone is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said f***ing hell that was ckose when some twat in a white van nearly wiped out the car in front of me earlier today

Good job it wasn't me or you as we would have made a real mess of the car!!! "

lol true

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Last night when I got home just a second after my cat had used his litter tray!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the guy who was here last week pulled his dick out...f*****g hell!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok...this may seem trivial..but out for coffee...1st coffee shop...sorry...no scones sold out...2nd coffee shop...nae scones either!!! 3rd coffee shop....1 scone, 2 people!!!! Fucking hell!!!! All i wanted was a bloody scone!!!!!

Had a pancake!!!!!

I get the hint.... xx"

lol....subtle...eh????? Glad you picked up on that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pleasure of having my week off work disturbed by not just 1 ... not just 2 ... but 3 calls from work with the most trivial of matters. All within the space of 2 hours today

Honestly, it's no wonder I was driven to the extremities of swearing

Gordon Ramsey has got nothing in comparison to me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Doing an online asda order and the site goes tits up.... futtn hell was tame compared to the rest!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Had a pancake!!!!!

I get the hint.... xx

lol....subtle...eh????? Glad you picked up on that!!!! "

Oh, I pick up on all sort of signals....

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill


"The tall girl in the short skirt in Morrisons who stuck her hand up it, and scratched her bum.... "

tHE FISH COUNTER PLEASE...NOT THE DELI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending all day painting and thinking fucking hell so not my colours

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

This morning....put a football related message to kilted last night via forum.....this morning thought ....fucking hell, think I've went over the top..... You alright kilted mate ... Apologies, think we should discuss banning old firm from forums

Fucking hell.... No old firm in forums !

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Also an Evoque for £ 36,995 .... Fucking hell !!! Cheap cheap cheap

....only £36,990 short to buy it ! Fucking skint !!! (Again)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When I heard about someones meet today my reaction was omfg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also an Evoque for £ 36,995 .... Fucking hell !!! Cheap cheap cheap

....only £36,990 short to buy it ! Fucking skint !!! (Again)"

I take it your still quite pissed off?

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Also an Evoque for £ 36,995 .... Fucking hell !!! Cheap cheap cheap

....only £36,990 short to buy it ! Fucking skint !!! (Again)

I take it your still quite pissed off? "

Nah... Not really.....I believe I was correct , in what I said, but on reflection, I probably should have ignored the post, if I had I would have probably forgotten about it, after moving on to another thread

I think I went a wee bit OTT ! and have since seen posting from kilted , which he seems a bit down. I was kinda fired up for a debate....he obviously feels different

As for for the Range Rover thats cheap ! I've taken this strange urge over the last couple of months for a range rover.but push come to shove , not sure if I'd buy it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can get one over here for £24.500. Tax free.

But tbh I don't like them as for kilted as the true gent that he is I'm sure he would've taken it on the chin.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"This morning....put a football related message to kilted last night via forum.....this morning thought ....fucking hell, think I've went over the top..... You alright kilted mate ... Apologies, think we should discuss banning old firm from forums

Fucking hell.... No old firm in forums !"

There were quite a few arguments caused by old firm threads in this forum last season, and a lot lot of us neutrals would rather it was kept out.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

That's really cheap ! I also like the idea of a hybrid, but ever really seen anything I fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night when I got home just a second after my cat had used his litter tray!!!

"

And Missed.....!.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Last night when I got home just a second after my cat had used his litter tray!!!

And Missed.....!. "

He actually managed to get his arse INSIDE this time lol....But you would have thought I had been feeding him cabbage all week!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Today, idiot lorry drivers taking about 20 minutes to overtake each other on the motorway, all 3 lanes blocked.

Fucking hell!!!!"

Well the one in lane 3 was breaking the law!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Can get one over here for £24.500. Tax free.

But tbh I don't like them as for kilted as the true gent that he is I'm sure he would've taken it on the chin.

"

I'm with you Charlie - would rather have a discovery4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can get one over here for £24.500. Tax free.

But tbh I don't like them as for kilted as the true gent that he is I'm sure he would've taken it on the chin.

I'm with you Charlie - would rather have a discovery4 "

I'd sell my soul for an Evoque!!!

But my feck** he'll was when heard some good news(bad news for the fem involved) but Karma does come round .... ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today, idiot lorry drivers taking about 20 minutes to overtake each other on the motorway, all 3 lanes blocked.

Fucking hell!!!!

Well the one in lane 3 was breaking the law! "

Yes i do, when you do, 12,000 to 2,000 per week, anticipating, appreciating what you snails are going to enjoy doing countrywide, 53mph when lorry in fronts doing 50mph, we just gotta wait i guess. You get to drop off point 5 mins earlier max?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can get one over here for £24.500. Tax free.

But tbh I don't like them as for kilted as the true gent that he is I'm sure he would've taken it on the chin.

I'm with you Charlie - would rather have a discovery4 "

Was'nt a top gear-esque ask, just was shocked at price generally. You jump in your 4x4, get to work then get stuck? awsome,,lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"You jump in your 4x4, get to work then get stuck? awsome,,lol"

Lol reminds me of last year when i seen a 4x4 with 2 punctures and in a sorry state at the left turn from harry lauder road to city just at portobello cross roads, the cone shaped concrete obsticles designed to prevent folk jumping the Q.

Everyone was giving it the ya fud as they breezed past him lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You jump in your 4x4, get to work then get stuck? awsome,,lol

Lol reminds me of last year when i seen a 4x4 with 2 punctures and in a sorry state at the left turn from harry lauder road to city just at portobello cross roads, the cone shaped concrete obsticles designed to prevent folk jumping the Q.

Everyone was giving it the ya fud as they breezed past him lol "

Lmfao

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Today, idiot lorry drivers taking about 20 minutes to overtake each other on the motorway, all 3 lanes blocked.

Fucking hell!!!!

Well the one in lane 3 was breaking the law! Yes i do, when you do, 12,000 to 2,000 per week, anticipating, appreciating what you snails are going to enjoy doing countrywide, 53mph when lorry in fronts doing 50mph, we just gotta wait i guess. You get to drop off point 5 mins earlier max? "

I'm quite lucky as I only do about 1000 miles a week these days lol. And yes it is annoying I know, but even when I'm in the car I'm willing to put up with it as these lorrys get stuff from a to b for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today, idiot lorry drivers taking about 20 minutes to overtake each other on the motorway, all 3 lanes blocked.

Fucking hell!!!!

Well the one in lane 3 was breaking the law! Yes i do, when you do, 12,000 to 2,000 per week, anticipating, appreciating what you snails are going to enjoy doing countrywide, 53mph when lorry in fronts doing 50mph, we just gotta wait i guess. You get to drop off point 5 mins earlier max?

I'm quite lucky as I only do about 1000 miles a week these days lol. And yes it is annoying I know, but even when I'm in the car I'm willing to put up with it as these lorrys get stuff from a to b for me "

Yup, i appreciate, your being held up by MR Tesco or something, so the urge to get by is natural, where it becomes a bit ironic, is joinng a motorway and lorrys become quite like something out the Hitcher film,,lol,, there is no brakes, there is no foot off the gas, if you hesitate you will get flattened,,is the impression i get,,lol,,

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