FabSwingers.com forum: new in glasgow

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hello to all fabbers

new to both this site and scene, looking to meet lots of interesting people and have a little fun along the way.

so go ahead and check me out, and feel free to send me a wee message.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello and welcome to the madhouse.... I'm the quiet one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, yes the forums are crazy but a good way to get to know people. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, yes the forums are crazy but a good way to get to know people. X"

yea, gettin that impression

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks for the warm welcome

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A newbie? I'll get the kettle on. What do you take in your tea mate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A newbie? I'll get the kettle on. What do you take in your tea mate?"

milk and one, hope you've got biscuits to go with the tea

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Welcome. Have you reported to Reception and been allocated your "special jacket" yet? Nurse Ratshit will be around later to dispense meds and settle you in your cell, erm... room.

Don't believe Cutie and NEVER approach Bru on your own...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

brought my own special jacket with me !!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A newbie? I'll get the kettle on. What do you take in your tea mate?

milk and one, hope you've got biscuits to go with the tea

Regular forumites will chuckle at that. Im the one with the cake/biscuit addiction

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Did someone mention cake?

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh and watch out for nurse R.... She's stingy with the meds

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"brought my own special jacket with me !!

Dinnae let Ratshit hear you say that. Apparently, she likes to measure the newbies up...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

OI!!!! Cakes mine!! Cutie, you're only quiet when you can't get the first bottle open because you bought one with a cork instead of a screw top!!!!

Afternoon mate. Welcome and have fun - we are ALL slightly crazy in here

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"brought my own special jacket with me !!

Dinnae let Ratshit hear you say that. Apparently, she likes to measure the newbies up...

Newbies, oldies, nurses, doctors, firemen - she doesn't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome dont believe a word am the sane one

And Theres not many of us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the madness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run whilst you still can!

They're mad, I tell you, mad!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

" am the sane one"

**snigger**

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

" am the sane one

**snigger**

You aren't alone in the sniggering - everyone did

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hi and welcome hope u have fun around here xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

trying to but there seem to be a lot of folk on here that just want to give you a hard time if you dont match their exact requirements, almost like fab fascists

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

once again thanks for the warm welcome

ps. misbehavin fantastic eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice underpants, what's underneath them, is it nice??? Lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Nice underpants, what's underneath them, is it nice??? Lol

yes me too I was just thinking the same, a very nice package.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

only one way to find out ladies

im not a graduate yet though mrs robinson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only one way to find out ladies

im not a graduate yet though mrs robinson"

There sure is, take em off boyo and send me a pic of what's under there.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I could be wrong...

But im guessing....a cock??

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

"I could be wrong...

But im guessing....a cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi and welcome, don't worry you'll get used to this lovely bunch of folks soon.

Enjoy the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could be wrong...

But im guessing....a cock??

Yeah, but is it a nice one, that's the question???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hmmm what do you think ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks for the welcome, im sure it doesnt take long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hmmm what do you think ??

Ooh, it's very nice indeed, thank you for that.

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