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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

Let they who cast the first stone................have a russian telecommunication satalite fall on their head

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By *autious CoupleCouple
over a year ago

home

A bird in the hand...

...is not as good as sitting on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile n the world smiles with you.. Cry.. N I'll give ya something to cry about ..

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

when you're worried about measuring up to someones expectations - there's always the sky remote/red bull tin/x box controller (delete to suit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself needing to spend a penny.. There's always ten a lady at the rescue

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

When life gets you down ........... steer clear of scotland forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life gets you down.. There's always me as an alternative

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

When life gets you down......Suck it up bitch and get over it

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

when life gets your down - watch jezza kyle re-runs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if at first you dont succeed pull yer foreskin oer yer heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life gets you down.. Can I have your lottery ticket

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

When life gets on top of you ................... try the all new hover boots from jml available at all good poundstretcher outlets

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over a year ago

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

if you can't say it to my face... can you please BBM/Text/whatsapp me it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you can't say it to my face... can you please BBM/Text/whatsapp me it"
if all else fails theres always skype lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you can't say it to my face... can you please BBM/Text/whatsapp me itif all else fails theres always skype lmao "

Or fly it by me via pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you can't say it to my face... can you please BBM/Text/whatsapp me itif all else fails theres always skype lmao

Or fly it by me via pigeon "

Cause shit happens lol

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

A true freind is always there for you ............... waiting to jump on your exs bones when your backs turned

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"A true freind is always there for you ............... waiting to jump on your exs bones when your backs turned "

Best revenge is to let them have him

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

It Is Better To Regret Things You've Done In Your Life, Than To Regret Things You Didn't Do.

If it wasn't for that saying, naughty Abi wouldn't exist lol

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just to add to the above. I haven't regretted any of it

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

some people have turned over more new leaves than david attenborough!

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge


"some people have turned over more new leaves than david attenborough!"
But it aint kept up with their new all improved profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A true freind is always there for you ............... waiting to jump on your exs bones when your backs turned

Best revenge is to let them have him "

parents always told me to let others have my used toys

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

You only have one mouth,and yet it can fit both feet.

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

If at first you dint succeed ...................just splash your freinds with drivel

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

If you can't say something nice, just criticize others on the Scottish forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first you don't succeed .. Buy a budgie or suck on me :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keep your friends close and your enemies closer .... even if that means on your hotlist or block list lol

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

An ipod for an ipod and a bluetooth for a bluetooth

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge

If you cant say it to my face whatsapp your freinds about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life gets on top of you make sure you can breathe through your ears.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

every silver lining has a cloud. (very Scottish - lol )

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By *ola cubes OP   Man
over a year ago

coatbridge


"every silver lining has a cloud. (very Scottish - lol )"
whats for you wont go by you ................ especially if you upgrade

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Lucky black cat until it ate the canary

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