FabSwingers.com forum: Hotels by the hour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi anyone know of any hotels/motels in or around the Glasgow area do by the hour?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

What you gonna do with the extra 59 minutes ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you gonna do with the extra 59 minutes ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the hotel on argyle street not charge by the hour can't remember it's name opposite the raddison and up a bit

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Jeez....do people still book hotels by the hour???

Book it for the night ya miserable sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just what I was thinkin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah but the person I am meeting can only spare an afternoon, her idea not mine. Could always book the night if anyone else wants to fill the rest if the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh your certainly going to show her a good time:

Book in and find room 5 minutes

Bounce on bed 3 minutes

Decide toilet required 4 minutes

Look out window at traffic 7 minutes

Make coffee 6 minutes

Realise its not plugged in and make coffee 4 minutes

Drink coffee 10 minutes

She goes to powder her nose 10 minutes

Get on bed 2 minutes

Strip off 5 minutes

Have sex 2 minutes

Rush to get clothes back on and book out 2 minutes and hope you havent overstayed.....Oh the joys

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Jeez....do people still book hotels by the hour???

Book it for the night ya miserable sod

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Oh your certainly going to show her a good time:

Book in and find room 5 minutes

Bounce on bed 3 minutes

Decide toilet required 4 minutes

Look out window at traffic 7 minutes

Make coffee 6 minutes

Realise its not plugged in and make coffee 4 minutes

Drink coffee 10 minutes

She goes to powder her nose 10 minutes

Get on bed 2 minutes

Strip off 5 minutes

Have sex 2 minutes

Rush to get clothes back on and book out 2 minutes and hope you havent overstayed.....Oh the joys"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but the person I am meeting can only spare an afternoon, her idea not mine. Could always book the night if anyone else wants to fill the rest if the time

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sure if you plan it well enough you could fit in half dozen meets if you book for the full night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ypu forgot 15 mins spent opening the bottle of red wine cause you have forgotten to bring a fekin corkscrew!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

by god ive heard the saying ina and oot but this takes the biscuit

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"ypu forgot 15 mins spent opening the bottle of red wine cause you have forgotten to bring a fekin corkscrew!"

That's what screw tops are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure there none that do it by the hour in glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to the OP, he did say that the lady could only spare the afternoon, but an afternoon is more than just 1 hour!!

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By *earhugs1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can u not book a day room somewhere? Don't know of any hotels in Glasgow that would book by the hour. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman is on her dinner break,she will be eating a subway sandwich while fucking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try www.between9and5. Com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw tops are the way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw tops are the way to go. "

Brilliant name for a one hour room hotel really!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw tops are the way to go.

Brilliant name for a one hour room hotel really!!!!!"

Awesome for some!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw tops are the way to go.

Brilliant name for a one hour room hotel really!!!!!

Awesome for some!!!!!"

im seeing a business opportunity here....maybe even a chain of "Screw Tops"..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Screw tops are the way to go.

Brilliant name for a one hour room hotel really!!!!!

Awesome for some!!!!!

im seeing a business opportunity here....maybe even a chain of "Screw Tops"..lol

Check in, check out quicker than a bottle can be opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoosh and go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!

Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....

If you gush, please dont blush,

You pay less, we clear the mess!!!

Business plan almost ready for presentation.....

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Woman is on her dinner break,she will be eating a subway sandwich while fucking lol

As long as it's not tuna, I'm fine with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!

Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....

If you gush, please dont blush,

You pay less, we clear the mess!!!

Business plan almost ready for presentation.....

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hehe love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!

Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....

If you gush, please dont blush,

You pay less, we clear the mess!!!

Business plan almost ready for presentation.....

That sounds very interesting, please send me your tariff etc when you have it finalised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!

Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....

If you gush, please dont blush,

You pay less, we clear the mess!!!

Business plan almost ready for presentation.....

That sounds very interesting, please send me your tariff etc when you have it finalised.

sorry sir....we don't do singles!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Don'tforget to factor in laundry costs, and extra chambermaid staffing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don'tforget to factor in laundry costs, and extra chambermaid staffing.

im thinking disposable is the way to go....and a big hose!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Don'tforget to factor in laundry costs, and extra chambermaid staffing.

and a big hose!!!!

Is that your way of offering me a job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don'tforget to factor in laundry costs, and extra chambermaid staffing.

and a big hose!!!!

Is that your way of offering me a job?

a job??? stu...your bum is my logo!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

So I'm the "Face" of Scoosh and Go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....im going with "Screw Tops" so it seems apt i should use a "Stew Bottom"

your fee will be mahusive!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'll take 50% cash, and 50% in services....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25/75....

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"25/75....

Thank you Miss Alaneous, DEAL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"25/75....

Thank you Miss Alaneous, DEAL!

Excellent....my lawyers will be in touch and your ass is mine!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"25/75....

Thank you Miss Alaneous, DEAL!

Excellent....my lawyers will be in touch and your ass is mine!!!!

Ooooh!I canny wait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoosh and go!!!!

I know some women who could scoosh and go. And leave the guy to clear up the mess!

Let the friendly and helpful staff at "Screw Tops" take care of that for you sir....

If you gush, please dont blush,

You pay less, we clear the mess!!!

Business plan almost ready for presentation.....

That sounds very interesting, please send me your tariff etc when you have it finalised.

sorry sir....we don't do singles!!!

Pardon? I wasn't planning on playing with myself!

But while we're talking numbers, are 3somes and 4somes permitted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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But while we're talking numbers, are 3somes and 4somes permitted?

Are you thinking "saga" tours???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But while we're talking numbers, are 3somes and 4somes permitted?

Are you thinking "saga" tours???

Mmmm............I bet under the pearls and twinsets, some of these older ones are right goers!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I've seen underneath Miss A's twinsets, and you're not wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackin idea.....a timewaster friendly hotel. Meet fails to show...Boom...pay for the hour yi sat doon n crumpled the sheets.

That said...i had a rare old time luxuriating in last no show hotel i was in..lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crackin idea.....a timewaster friendly hotel. Meet fails to show...Boom...pay for the hour yi sat doon n crumpled the sheets.

That said...i had a rare old time luxuriating in last no show hotel i was in..lol."

A special counselling service will be provided free of charge for those poor unfortunates.....lol

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By *haven89Man
over a year ago

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business opportunity

this is the best ever Forum thread ever

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You better get your idea off the ground, Miss A, you could fall behind.

(Mmm... Miss A's behind....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen underneath Miss A's twinsets, and you're not wrong....

Well lucky you, I'm sure!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

One of these days, I'll give her the pearls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crackin idea.....a timewaster friendly hotel. Meet fails to show...Boom...pay for the hour yi sat doon n crumpled the sheets.

That said...i had a rare old time luxuriating in last no show hotel i was in..lol.

A special counselling service will be provided free of charge for those poor unfortunates.....lol

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Thats fine,,,thanks,,, the fun meets outweigh the odd no shows, glad the fun meets were,nt charged hourly,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of these days, I'll give her the pearls!

Is that as in pearl necklace??

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"One of these days, I'll give her the pearls!

Is that as in pearl necklace??

You might say that, I couldn't possibly comment!

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