FabSwingers.com forum: The Pandas pregnant

By *eather OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

ANy one else heard this

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Strange that Bru has fled the country too....

Anything to avoid the CSA...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck all to do with me, aint been in Edinburgh for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the exact wording of the press release is "maybe pregnant", I wouldn't get your knitting needles out yet.

Still, anything is better than hearing about the Royals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the exact wording of the press release is "maybe pregnant", I wouldn't get your knitting needles out yet.

Still, anything is better than hearing about the Royals."

Was thinking the same thing, they won't know if the pandas pregnant until 24 hours before she's due then Jezza Kyle brings the crew to do a paternity test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wisnae me. I have been shooting blanks for years

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Well bru????? Time to tell us all

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

According to the BBC, She's moody, restless, off her food, and refusing to be weighed.

Doesn't sound pregnant, more like PMS....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well bru????? Time to tell us all

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got fook all to do with me am out i'f county on business. Btw this GPS thingy works abroad lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Well bru????? Time to tell us all

got fook all to do with me am out i'f county on business. Btw this GPS thingy works abroad lol

Have you found anyone within 1,500 miles yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well bru????? Time to tell us all

got fook all to do with me am out i'f county on business. Btw this GPS thingy works abroad lol

Have you found anyone within 1,500 miles yet?

Something's never change

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Well bru????? Time to tell us all

got fook all to do with me am out i'f county on business. Btw this GPS thingy works abroad lol

If it comes out orange, I'm giving the PSA (panda support agency) YOUR number

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Well bru????? Time to tell us all

got fook all to do with me am out i'f county on business. Btw this GPS thingy works abroad lol

If it comes out orange, I'm giving the PSA (panda support agency) YOUR number

Aye, and it's no use trying to hide in abroadland, the PSA have links throughout the EU.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well bru????? Time to tell us all

got fook all to do with me am out i'f county on business. Btw this GPS thingy works abroad lol

If it comes out orange, I'm giving the PSA (panda support agency) YOUR number

Only its winkie will be orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just read this thread,

Oh dear God!

Is but aware of the situation , does he know he going to be a father, will they come out orange or one mixed with a sheep?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Bru isn't the father. He was shagging the male panda all along....

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By *eather OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

bru the dirty deed was was did a few months ago and although it was artificial imsemination u were seen going nto the zoo with mac on

Own up be a man TEE HEEE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bru the dirty deed was was did a few months ago and although it was artificial imsemination u were seen going nto the zoo with mac on

Own up be a man TEE HEEE"

God he didn't use a turkey baster did he?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"bru the dirty deed was was did a few months ago and although it was artificial imsemination u were seen going nto the zoo with mac on

Own up be a man TEE HEEE

God he didn't use a turkey baster did he?

Yes - an orange one

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They're still not certain but Tian Town is sleeping more.

I'm beginning to think Pandas are alien though. The pregnant panda may 'reabsorb any foetuses'. It's like they don't want to get off the endangered list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're still not certain but Tian Town is sleeping more.

I'm beginning to think Pandas are alien though. The pregnant panda may 'reabsorb any foetuses'. It's like they don't want to get off the endangered list."

All mammals, including humans, can re absorb foetuses. No idea why the media have picked up on this other than their general ignorance of facts.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They're still not certain but Tian Town is sleeping more.

I'm beginning to think Pandas are alien though. The pregnant panda may 'reabsorb any foetuses'. It's like they don't want to get off the endangered list.

All mammals, including humans, can re absorb foetuses. No idea why the media have picked up on this other than their general ignorance of facts."

We tend to do it rather early in the pregnancy though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I would like to add to post is it will be a great thing for Edinburgh and the zoo is she does give birth as it has never happened in Britain even when it was tried in Londonderry zoo ( regent park ) many a moon ago so lets all keep our fingers crossed that it is born as we do need these animals to survive & not forgetting it will be 1-0 to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were there on sunday, and theyre talking twins!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"we were there on sunday, and theyre talking twins!!!!"

2-0 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More baby pandas than Tory MP's then.

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By *eather OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hurry up and have the feckin wain[s]

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Embra zoo is doing rather nicely selling tickets to people who might just want to be there when it happens.

These pandas are costing a lot of money and it has to be recouped somehow.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The joke is now wearing a bit thin.

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By *eather OP Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

is she or is she not pregnant single buggy or a twin one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a git telt it was a just a con she wiz only trying ti get a noo cooncil hoose fooly furnished wi new plasma telly hd of course an wee cpl ton of beneifits fae the social while she wiz oot floggin at big issue

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Did someone get their dates mixed up????

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