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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?

"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."

Followed 4 minutes later by

"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"

Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?

"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."

Followed 4 minutes later by

"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"

Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?"

PMSL!!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

You been in my mail box anti ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me, but i would DEFFO reply to that!!! mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?

"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."

Followed 4 minutes later by

"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"

Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?"

here's a bottle of corona

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oi anti I sent mine last week and I'm still bloody waiting

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lies, all lies! Aaaaadmin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I send my standard message. What's wrong with it?

"Ho, are you tight like flinging a sausage up a close, or are you tight like an Aberdonian the day before payday? Either way I'd pure destroy you so it disnae really matter. You want it. I want it. So whatever you're doing, stop & give me directions to your house."

Followed 4 minutes later by

"Reply to me ho-bag, ya fanny sniffin twat. Bet you're riddled anyway ya cow"

Now I think I'm being pretty decent. if people can't reply with a nice no thanks within a couple of minutes they are timewasters & deserve abuse. admin should be booting them out. a guy needs his hole right? Who's with me?"

Wow! That got me so wet. Must meet like now!

Pmsl

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get in ma van then. Just as well you're wet, don't want ma cock chafed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very Posh! A van, you know how to treat a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

Hahaha brilliant

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