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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best/funniest/weirdest piece of advice you've ever been given..........oh and not the yellow snow one that's just pish

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By *iscottishMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

No love without a glove..

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"What's the best/funniest/weirdest piece of advice you've ever been given..........oh and not the yellow snow one that's just pish "

Pun intended?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best, alwears wear clean underwear.

Funniest, don't stand in middle of road you might get run over by a tractor.

Weirdest, eat jelly if your sick , it will make sick taste nicer on the way back up!

Really why do I listen to these people.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

If it starts to go wrong, put your hands on your head, count to 10, breathe, and then think about it before you start again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the best/funniest/weirdest piece of advice you've ever been given..........oh and not the yellow snow one that's just pish

Pun intended? "

Of course lol

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

What's for you, won't go past you and that karma is a wonderful thing! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to not even upset one singular member, if you do...bet your sweet ass its as if you've upset a hundred more in a very short space of time.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"If it starts to go wrong, put your hands on your head, count to 10, breathe, and then think about it before you start again "

Don't try this when you're driving, kids!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meant to add I heard one the other day "never look another man in the eyes when you're eating a banana"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never get married!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Try to not even upset one singular member, if you do...bet your sweet ass its as if you've upset a hundred more in a very short space of time."

Upset me as much as you like, no one else will give a toss ....

Including me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay with your mum you will always have money .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stay with your mum you will always have money . "

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Only ever deal with the "bank of dad", but don't tell him you have his credit card details...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"If it starts to go wrong, put your hands on your head, count to 10, breathe, and then think about it before you start again

Don't try this when you're driving, kids! "

I didn't say what the advice was for did I??

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Leave him......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Leave him...... "

^^^^^this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut it down and start it back up again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do to others as you would have others do to you.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"do to others as you would have others do to you."

OK, I'll shag you, you shag me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont go to the Barras in a tuseday lol

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