FabSwingers.com forum: The other woman....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, it had to happen. My boy has found the woman of his dreams and they are madly and kinda sickeningly in love. He's 23 so it's about time right enough but, gulp, im no longer the number one woman in his life. My baby now belongs to another...so im a wee bit blue....but im going to have the biggest feck off hat EVER!!!! Colour suggestions are sought....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww, young loves so heart warming. My 20 year old son and his girly live with me, and I love it.

It's nice to see the kids finding their feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know...im so so chuffed cause theyve been friends for over 6 years and its grown and grown. She's lovely.....i adore her but by god she'd better take care of my boy!!! Lol...

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I suggest you watch "The American Dad After School Special", for advice on how to deal with the interloper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know...im so so chuffed cause theyve been friends for over 6 years and its grown and grown. She's lovely.....i adore her but by god she'd better take care of my boy!!! Lol..."

Oh I know that feeling, but I've decided that as they're now 29, 20 and 18 it's time to let them loose while they still know everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well first of all what is the colour scheme for the wedding, and the other mother you'll have to get your heads together otherwise it could be wedding twins, no not those ones but I like the way you're thinking

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well first of all what is the colour scheme for the wedding, and the other mother you'll have to get your heads together otherwise it could be wedding twins, no not those ones but I like the way you're thinking

that of course is the other question....let the girls out for the day or be demure and ladylike???? But then...lets face it....theyre rarely controllable!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

that of course is the other question....let the girls out for the day or be demure and ladylike???? But then...lets face it....theyre rarely controllable!!

Uncontrollable breasts & an arse with it's own gravity field.... My kinda wumman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uncontrollable breasts & an arse with it's own gravity field.... My kinda wumman!

what happened to the eyes and the lips then???? lol.....still waiting by the by and i cant hold this pose much longer..

and....im thinking lilac hatwise....

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Uncontrollable breasts & an arse with it's own gravity field.... My kinda wumman!

what happened to the eyes and the lips then???? lol.....still waiting by the by and i cant hold this pose much longer..

and....im thinking lilac hatwise....

What can I say, I'm a red blooded male, so beautiful the eyes and lips may be, but boobs and arse are just the berries!

As for the hat, you can wear any colour you want, but it's going to fall off at some point!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Awwwww, young loves so heart warming. My 20 year old son and his girly live with me, and I love it.

It's nice to see the kids finding their feet

Even if they do con you into taking care of the kitten

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Uncontrollable breasts & an arse with it's own gravity field.... My kinda wumman!

what happened to the eyes and the lips then???? lol.....still waiting by the by and i cant hold this pose much longer..

and....im thinking lilac hatwise....

What can I say, I'm a red blooded male, so beautiful the eyes and lips may be, but boobs and arse are just the berries!

As for the hat, you can wear any colour you want, but it's going to fall off at some point!

I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree here..............the hat will probably fall off

But lilac sounds good, and let them have some fresh air, don't hide them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwwww, young loves so heart warming. My 20 year old son and his girly live with me, and I love it.

It's nice to see the kids finding their feet

Even if they do con you into taking care of the kitten

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

It will be either a bowler or a top hat for Kuntles, really can't picture anything flowery......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There is nothing more certain....I see it all now...hat blows off, skirt tucked in knickers, mascara running down to my knees, champagne overconsumption resulting in disgraceful behaviour....Miss A at her finest!!! Might even snog the minister!!! Cannae wait!! lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I want an invite to that wedding!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"There is nothing more certain....I see it all now...hat blows off, skirt tucked in knickers, mascara running down to my knees, champagne overconsumption resulting in disgraceful behaviour....Miss A at her finest!!! Might even snog the minister!!! Cannae wait!! lol

Lucky minister!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want an invite to that wedding!

well....could be arranged. I will need a date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 25 year old son and girlfriend stay with me thats why am moving lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"My 25 year old son and girlfriend stay with me thats why am moving lol"

That's the peace shattered.....

Please tell me you are emmigrating?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I want an invite to that wedding!

well....could be arranged. I will need a date!

Contact my diary secretary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 25 year old son and girlfriend stay with me thats why am moving lol

That's the peace shattered.....

Please tell me you are emmigrating?

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nope looking at houses in West end Glasgow

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"My 25 year old son and girlfriend stay with me thats why am moving lol

That's the peace shattered.....

Please tell me you are emmigrating?

nope looking at houses in West end Glasgow

Sorry, the west end is all full up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How disguuusting!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How disguuusting!!

Is there a problem??? As a certain gentleman of my aquaintance would say "I only speak the truth"!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it suits you I recall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When it suits you I recall

grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it suits you I recall

Ooohhhh........you know her, do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When it suits you I recall

Ooohhhh........you know her, do you?

lol....pick on Miss A night is it??? Just as well my shoulders are broad and in proportion to the rest of me. Bring it awn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can neither confirm or deny that story; I'm still under the official secrets act too so have to be oh so careful of my clandestine operations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hypothetically speaking .... I bet Miss A likes being picked on, in a nice way

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