FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

av got a ouchy

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasty bet that stung!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster "
is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee "
no honesty it's a cut on the shaft and it's bleeding

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee no honesty it's a cut on the shaft and it's bleeding "

Try rubbing Deep Heat vigorously into your scrotum. It wont stop the bleeding but it will take your mind off the cut!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Got Gaffa tape... just for your gob though x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You'll just need one of the wee round ones you get when they take blood.

Be honest, though, it was DIY circumcision, wasn't it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got Gaffa tape... just for your gob though x "
YE cheeky mare one of these days miss. Wendy poo!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you're just waiting for us all to offer to kiss it better....but we're not falling for that one!!!....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I know you're just waiting for us all to offer to kiss it better....but we're not falling for that one!!!.... "

He's more likely to be waiting for me to nick my bits so HE can kiss them better....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top