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"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster " is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee | |||
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"Just nicked ma penis while shaving. Theres claret everywhere any1 got a extra big plaster is the plaster for over your mouth for when you tell big fibs like I cut my penis whilst shaving hee hee no honesty it's a cut on the shaft and it's bleeding " Try rubbing Deep Heat vigorously into your scrotum. It wont stop the bleeding but it will take your mind off the cut! | |||
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"Got Gaffa tape... just for your gob though x " YE cheeky mare one of these days miss. Wendy poo!! | |||
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"I know you're just waiting for us all to offer to kiss it better....but we're not falling for that one!!!.... " He's more likely to be waiting for me to nick my bits so HE can kiss them better.... | |||
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