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"Any ladies round the Dumfries area fancy filming a porno? " Cracking first post - is this a record? | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We could film a scene together & send it to him? Seems legit | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah good plan.... I'm sure it will be used responsibly. ![]() | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What could possibly go wrong...? ![]() | |||
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"Come on stu.... Don't be so cynical ![]() ![]() Me? Cynical? Well, it is my middle name,actually... ![]() | |||
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"Come on stu.... Don't be so cynical ![]() ![]() Me? Cynical? Well, it is my middle name,actually... ![]() | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exactly. The guy has a simple, straightforward plan. So, what will be the storyline? Do I have to be a plumber again?? | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My washing machine works now.... How about a painter? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No one wants to see a porno where the painters are in! :p I'll just come to check your meter reading & complain about the heat in your house... | |||
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" No one wants to see a porno where the painters are in! :p I'll just come to check your meter reading & complain about the heat in your house..." Hmm you had previous experience I see ![]() | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh no, you don't want to do a porno when you've got the painters in.... ![]() | |||
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"Aw damn I'm too far away ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Keep up stu ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Serves me right for not reading all the way down, but in my defence, I was standing in the queue in the chippy at the time... ![]() get us a sausage supper pal | |||
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" No one wants to see a porno where the painters are in! :p I'll just come to check your meter reading & complain about the heat in your house... Hmm you had previous experience I see ![]() Yes, but I don't wanna talk about it. Right I'm taking over this porno, Cutie, you're my leading lady. We still need lighting, funding & a cameraman. & someone to provide cake between sessions. | |||
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" No one wants to see a porno where the painters are in! :p I'll just come to check your meter reading & complain about the heat in your house... Hmm you had previous experience I see ![]() I'll bake the cakes and be wardrobe lady, easy peasy. | |||
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" Yes, but I don't wanna talk about it. Right I'm taking over this porno, Cutie, you're my leading lady. We still need lighting, funding & a cameraman. & someone to provide cake between sessions. I'll bake the cakes and be wardrobe lady, easy peasy. " Ooh chocolate cake and flattering outfits please ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Yes, but I don't wanna talk about it. Right I'm taking over this porno, Cutie, you're my leading lady. We still need lighting, funding & a cameraman. & someone to provide cake between sessions. I'll bake the cakes and be wardrobe lady, easy peasy. Ooh chocolate cake and flattering outfits please ![]() ![]() Chocolate cake for Cutie added to the list. ![]() | |||
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"Any ladies round the Dumfries area fancy filming a porno? " did you mean filming a porno or staring it a porno with you ? | |||
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"Any ladies round the Dumfries area fancy filming a porno? did you mean filming a porno or staring it a porno with you ?" or write the theme tune, sing the theme tune, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo | |||
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"Serves me right for not reading all the way down, but in my defence, I was standing in the queue in the chippy at the time... ![]() If you'd seen the sausages, you'd go for something else, trust me. ![]() | |||
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" No one wants to see a porno where the painters are in! :p I'll just come to check your meter reading & complain about the heat in your house... Hmm you had previous experience I see ![]() I have a "few" cameras... A few too many, I am told.... ![]() | |||
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