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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Stewie has an early morning appointment with the saw bones, to see if he is going to slice my foot open again or not, so it's bed time for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stewie has an early morning appointment with the saw bones, to see if he is going to slice my foot open again or not, so it's bed time for me. "

Bloody hell, why do you need your foot slicing open?

Well what ever happens I'll sing you this song just in case if it goes wrong

" um hum... I'm Jake the peg diddle diddle diddle dum with my extra leg....."

Hope it goes ok though stu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe no!!!....thats no use! How you gonna fly the spaceship with a dicky foot? Get it sorted!! Seriously though, for just this once, good luck!!! ......

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hope everything goes ok for u and u can hobble along for cake and a cuppa

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Thanks, ladies... I had surgery on my foot in Feb, and it hasn't been successful, so they might have to go in again, and put a metal pin in.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hope all goes well for you Spewie x

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Good luck Stu....x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Good luck, hope it goes well

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Just had a nurse try to wrench my big toe off, now waiting to see the doc, to find out what damage he can inflict.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm.....a bionic man in a spacesuit???.....interesting!! if the nurse hurts you too much call for the matron....

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"mmm.....a bionic man in a spacesuit???.....interesting!! if the nurse hurts you too much call for the matron.... "

At this rate, I'll be a bloody Cyberman!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

OK, The upshot of this mornings' appointment is that I "might" have to get a titanium pin in my foot, but only once I know if I am going to get a plastic, ceramic, or titanium replacement hip..... Fuck......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a major bummer buzzlightyear....no pun intended. But on the plus side...I'm very gentle and an excellent nurse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK, The upshot of this mornings' appointment is that I "might" have to get a titanium pin in my foot, but only once I know if I am going to get a plastic, ceramic, or titanium replacement hip..... Fuck...... "
does that mean your gonna set alarms off at airports and stuff??

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Thats a major bummer buzzlightyear....no pun intended. But on the plus side...I'm very gentle and an excellent nurse!!! "

Can I book my bed baths now?


"OK, The upshot of this mornings' appointment is that I "might" have to get a titanium pin in my foot, but only once I know if I am going to get a plastic, ceramic, or titanium replacement hip..... Fuck...... does that mean your gonna set alarms off at airports and stuff?? "

Yup. I will be EasyJets biggest nightmare shortly.

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