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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from the internet to see which one comes first.

I'll keep you posted....

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Jeezuz...all these years wondering and noone thought to try this!!!!

Im placing bets on the egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully faster than evolution... if your lucky you'll get both at the same time!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Hopefully faster than evolution... if your lucky you'll get both at the same time!"

Don't say that! We are sooo close to the definitive answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now here I have the answer but its not what you'll want to hear as its terribly scientific haha - bit of a nerd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got chickens, and I get eggs every day

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Now here I have the answer but its not what you'll want to hear as its terribly scientific haha - bit of a nerd! "

Mmmm... Tell me, Nerd Girl!


"I've got chickens, and I get eggs every day "

But did you buy them as chickens, or as eggs...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically its chicken first as primordial soup had evolved into chicken - like animals and over the thousands of years it has always been chicken first as they had to evolve and lay the next generation of eggs it sounds better said than typed

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Technically its chicken first as primordial soup had evolved into chicken - like animals and over the thousands of years it has always been chicken first as they had to evolve and lay the next generation of eggs it sounds better said than typed "

Oooh, I like it when you talk nerdy to me....!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha if you'd seen my pic you'd think I was a nerd!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Haha if you'd seen my pic you'd think I was a nerd!!"

Nerd girls are sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this question....

Because who really knows....

If the chicken came first....then what laid the egg that became the chicken...and if the egg came first....then who or what laid it...

All I know is that in 90% of orgasms...the male came first......then fell asleep

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

This - is only going to Work..

if he ordered the chicken.. and the egg from = the same company..

which one the postman puts in the Letter-Box first will be the Winner !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now here I have the answer but its not what you'll want to hear as its terribly scientific haha - bit of a nerd!

Mmmm... Tell me, Nerd Girl!

I've got chickens, and I get eggs every day

But did you buy them as chickens, or as eggs...? "

they came as chickens, the eggs followed

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Now here I have the answer but its not what you'll want to hear as its terribly scientific haha - bit of a nerd!

Mmmm... Tell me, Nerd Girl!

I've got chickens, and I get eggs every day

But did you buy them as chickens, or as eggs...?

they came as chickens, the eggs followed"

And with that, we have our answer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When theyve both arrived....and the dilemma is solved.....picnic???? Pity to waste.....i'll bring the wine!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from the internet to see which one comes first.

I'll keep you posted...."

Has the porn ban come in already??? Isn't the Internet just for banking and wanking

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from the internet to see which one comes first.

I'll keep you posted....

Has the porn ban come in already??? Isn't the Internet just for banking and wanking "

I thought banking and wanking were the same thing these days...?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Ah another poser i see. Are all wankers bankers OR are all bankers wankers[hope to feck i dont get a ban for this] and nae offence to the banking proffession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from the internet to see which one comes first.

I'll keep you posted...."
Lol very funny. x x

love it, when someone makes me laugh. x x x

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Technically its chicken first as primordial soup had evolved into chicken - like animals and over the thousands of years it has always been chicken first as they had to evolve and lay the next generation of eggs it sounds better said than typed "

Afraid this is wrong. It was the egg that came first. You're obviously correct about the evolution part and chickens had evolved from the reptiles. The descendents of these reptiles all laid eggs and at some point from one of these eggs came what we would call a chicken. I should point out here that the creature that laid the egg would look pretty much the same as the chicken.

In order for it to become a new species (chicken) it would need to be seperated from it's descendants by an island (bioligists use this term to refer something that stops different creatures meeting and breeding, it doesn't need to be an actual island). It would then evolve further until it is no longer able to breed with the pre-chicken species that had given birth to and then Tadaaaaa!!!! what we call a chicken was born.

That's all very geeky I know

Dawkins book The Greatest Show on Earth explains evolution and how species came to be in brilliant detail. Also, weirdly enough they gave the answer to this on a repeat of QI last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't god make the world or was my RE teacher at school all wrong, i reckon god made a chicken with an egg inside it already so they both arrived at the same time when he pointed his finger and boom a chicken(with egg inside) was made

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

If god actually existed, maybe he/she made an egg with a chicken inside it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you'll find the rooster came first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you'll find the rooster came first."

Damn u, u stole my line,

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

42!!!

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By *i_garyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Life, the universe and everything?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"If god actually existed, maybe he/she made an egg with a chicken inside it. "

Or a pregnant chicken hmmmm it's a puzzler.

I hope they find a definitive answer soon,it's doin ma tits in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose, since a chicken lays an egg almost every day anyway, whether a rooster is around or not, theres no such thing as a pregnant chicken.... the mystery deepens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A healthy rooster will happily bang his way through 20 hens on a daily basis. That's why they're so keen to get up in the morning. Little red rooster indeed.

So if you have a flock with a rooster, you can bet all the eggs will be fertilised.

I thin it's down to evolution. Birds are close descendants of the dinosaurs which weren't mammals either. I think the original poultry bird was preceded by a dinosaur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically its chicken first as primordial soup had evolved into chicken - like animals and over the thousands of years it has always been chicken first as they had to evolve and lay the next generation of eggs it sounds better said than typed "

Chickens are evolved from reptiles which lay eggs so the egg came first

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Im gonna cum first all over the chicken and the egg!

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