FabSwingers.com forum: Why husbands avoid questions!

By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE : What would you do if i died ?

Would you get married again ?

Husband : No....

Wife : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?

Husband : Of course i do.

Wife : Then why wouldn't you remarry ?

Husband : Ok, ok, i'd get married again....

Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife....?

Husband : Yes, it's a great house.

Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.

Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?

Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..

Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband : No, her size is '6'

Wife : --silence--

Husband : 'shiiit'....!!