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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I need a masseuse to come round and massage my back & hip. I can't pay you, but you do get the pleasure of looking at my bare bum while you are working.

Apply within.

NB, BRU a masseuse is a FEMALE, so no you can't apply!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I need a masseuse to come round and massage my back & hip. I can't pay you, but you do get the pleasure of looking at my bare bum while you are working.

Apply within.

NB, BRU a masseuse is a FEMALE, so no you can't apply! "

im not a masseues but i do give a mean massage lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I need a masseuse to come round and massage my back & hip. I can't pay you, but you do get the pleasure of looking at my bare bum while you are working.

Apply within.

NB, BRU a masseuse is a FEMALE, so no you can't apply! im not a masseues but i do give a mean massage lol "

I'll need to see references!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would i have to use my hands????

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"would i have to use my hands???? "

No, I can see a couple of other things that would do just fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was meaning my feet actually....but if i can help somebody as i pass along..... x

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"was meaning my feet actually....but if i can help somebody as i pass along..... x "

Oh, feet are fine, as long as they're not in stilettoes at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a masseuse to come round and massage my back & hip. I can't pay you, but you do get the pleasure of looking at my bare bum while you are working.

Apply within.

NB, BRU a masseuse is a FEMALE, so no you can't apply! "

are you sure you have this the right way round spewy

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I need a masseuse to come round and massage my back & hip. I can't pay you, but you do get the pleasure of looking at my bare bum while you are working.

Apply within.

NB, BRU a masseuse is a FEMALE, so no you can't apply! are you sure you have this the right way round spewy "

I am 100% sure, Mr Bru!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

If your back and hip are so bad, you will not let anyone go near you for a massage. Least of all someone who is not qualified!!!!!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

IVE BEEN TOLD ON MANY OCCASIONS I GIVE A GREAT MASSSAGE AND I LIKE TEA AND CAKE AS WELL

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I need a masseuse to come round and massage my back & hip. I can't pay you, but you do get the pleasure of looking at my bare bum while you are working.

Apply within.

NB, BRU a masseuse is a FEMALE, so no you can't apply! im not a masseues but i do give a mean massage lol

I'll need to see references! "

can be arranged

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Sorry, ladies, but as you can see, I am not to allow anyone, especially unqualified, near my back and hip. Pardon me for being so silly, and having a sense of humour.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Sorry, ladies, but as you can see, I am not to allow anyone, especially unqualified, near my back and hip. Pardon me for being so silly, and having a sense of humour. "

Oh forgive me for having an opinion!!! You go for it, but don't start bleating in the forums when you do yourself more damage

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