FabSwingers.com forum: This one really tickles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a

headache and sex at the same time?'

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs

this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby.

"Is this yours?" she asked. "Probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"

A gypsy girl sent an email to an agony Aunt "I am 12 years old and haven't

had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer ?"

My missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken jaw!

It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking

on the patio

Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to

spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bollocks!!

They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.

After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive!

Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my

room disabled ?" "No" she replies "its just regular porn, you sick bastard"

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin,

I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brother's got a moustache!"

And then there was my mate who'd just been fitted with a brand new hearing

aid. "It's the best in the world", he said. "What type is it?", I asked

"ten past twelve", he replied!