FabSwingers.com forum: Fantasy Beach Party

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, everyone on the Fab Seaside Coach, we are off to the beach... Who's doing what when we arrive?

I'm gonna be there, playing tunes, dancing away and wearing big shades...

Who's next to join me?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Slide over im coming beep beep

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ok, everyone on the Fab Seaside Coach, we are off to the beach... Who's doing what when we arrive?

I'm gonna be there, playing tunes, dancing away and wearing big shades...

Who's next to join me?"
il be lying on the lounger while all the hunks take it in turn to oil me up

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'll be the 1 in the budgie smugglers ,jesus sandals and socks

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll be the one laughing at the guy wearing budgie smugglers, jesus sandals and socks

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll be the one lamely joining in laughing at the socks & sandles guy in a pitiful attempt to seem more attractive to missbehaving

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh & I'll also be the guy eating all the ice cream ofcourse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the lifeguard patrolling the beach.. Looking at all you sexy ladies in your bikinis!!!

Heaven...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'll be the 1 gettin all the ladies attention......ok not quite the attention i was hoping for but hey beggars cant be choosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been by the sea all day,unfortunately working

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Sitting in the corber ahv got an injury waiter waitress service please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in taking ma buckie and spade gonna get d*unk while building a sand castle

Theres multitasking for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting in the corber ahv got an injury waiter waitress service please

I will serving drinks ...and ..... Extras

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Am in taking ma buckie and spade gonna get d*unk while building a sand castle

Theres multitasking for ya

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do u need a brown paper bag for that buckie ...opps wrong buckie hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am in taking ma buckie and spade gonna get d*unk while building a sand castle

Theres multitasking for ya

do u need a brown paper bag for that buckie ...opps wrong buckie hee hee

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naw right buckie thats Whit am drinking

Classy bloke

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

Sunbathing with a cool beer peeving over the hot guys and laughing also at the Jesus sandals sock combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if am going to the beach i dont wear any clothes when i get there

so i be walking about licking my icecream wondering if anybody fancies some fun in the dunes

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Il be the one under the big umbrella bitching about how hot it is....

Its just not summer without someone bitching about the heat

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

I'd probably still be waiting for someone to lotion me up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well if am going to the beach i dont wear any clothes when i get there

so i be walking about licking my icecream wondering if anybody fancies some fun in the dunes

The DJ needs an ice cream...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heres your icecream, let someone else dj you going for a walk then pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be sitting quietly under a brollie picking the sand out of the feckin' sandwiches......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No one got a BBQ going yet? Or a beach volleyball team - hot males v hot females? And where's the guy that wanders round selling slices of melon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one got a BBQ going yet? Or a beach volleyball team - hot males v hot females? And where's the guy that wanders round selling slices of melon?"

I'm game for the volleyball

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu

"Well if am going to the beach i dont wear any clothes when i get there

so i be walking about licking my icecream wondering if anybody fancies some fun in the dunes

Having followed Pat round the dunes I'm off for a cool off splash doing some skinny dipping & exclaiming to the world "Up periscope. Woop Woop Woop!"

Might have a 69 cone after a wee splash in the water. Then request the DJ blast out some Pasty Cline or Billy Jo Spears (Britney's Granny).

Altogether now - WE'LL TAKE THE BLANKET FROM THE BEDROOM.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one got a BBQ going yet? Or a beach volleyball team - hot males v hot females? And where's the guy that wanders round selling slices of melon?

I'm game for the volleyball

Oh you definitely could be team captain for the boys... What's your stats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one got a BBQ going yet? Or a beach volleyball team - hot males v hot females? And where's the guy that wanders round selling slices of melon?

I'm game for the volleyball

Oh you definitely could be team captain for the boys... What's your stats?

Would be fun and I would rather play in the girls team

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Sitting in the corber ahv got an injury waiter waitress service please

I will serving drinks ...and ..... Extras

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is the extras munchies n after eights ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a tent to keep the sun off....still suffering from being a daft cow and getting burnt yesterday

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'll be doing the same as you Lovely Ice then of course stripping off and applying sun cream or giving massages to all the Hotties/Hunks!

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Oh and finding a Submissive Slave to be at my every call for Pimss, Cocktails, Strawberries and other delights!

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in ma fishing hat dipping my rid in the water. Might even do a spot of fishing.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'll be under a parasol sleeping!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'm driving the bus, and leaving you all stranded!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be doing the same as you Lovely Ice then of course stripping off and applying sun cream or giving massages to all the Hotties/Hunks!

Need to put sun cream on each other first. Can't have either of us burning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arrive late but notice the bus drivers fucked off...

Knowing that we're there for the night, I bring some my annsummers kit out the car...oops??? Looks like the party's turned into an orgy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I arrive late but notice the bus drivers fucked off...

Knowing that we're there for the night, I bring some my annsummers kit out the car...oops??? Looks like the party's turned into an orgy!

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stops snorkelling !! Had the Jaws theme in my head....put me off..lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use all forgot to mention its nudiest beach

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm still asleep, can someone turn me over please

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By *ser No Longer On SiteMan
over a year ago

Ghlaschu

"I'm still asleep, can someone turn me over please "

I'm turning you.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll be doing the same as you Lovely Ice then of course stripping off and applying sun cream or giving massages to all the Hotties/Hunks!

Need to put sun cream on each other first. Can't have either of us burning...

Exactly Lovely, we want our bodies to ache for different reasons later

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I'll be the 1 in the budgie smugglers ,jesus sandals and socks

If it gets any warmer i might need to lose the socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I need to get my white bits tanned

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Indeed you must Thor... I can assist Naughty with sun cream application so you don't burn. Just stuck on a DJ mega mix that lasts an hour or so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Indeed you must Thor... I can assist Naughty with sun cream application so you don't burn. Just stuck on a DJ mega mix that lasts an hour or so..."

That would be a good help like maybe could repay the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey. Where and when is it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's a cyber party...

Now where was I?.... Oh yeah, I remember. Me and Naughty were attending to Thor... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a cyber party...

Now where was I?.... Oh yeah, I remember. Me and Naughty were attending to Thor... Lol

Yea U can't forget about me lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

This party is Brilliant!

I think we make a great duo team Ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C can do the BBQ and I will do waitress service.

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