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"Never having been one to suffer spots i waken up this morning and do a routine face check only to discover i have a shooge big fuck off arthur seat sized spot right in the middle of my forehead. wtf it looks and feels like i have been hit with an airbag. I can't squeeze it as my pain threshhold is zero any tips on how to rid the fucker from spoiling my youthful looks ? "Your youthful looks ? Pmsl  | |||
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"Your youthful looks ? Pmsl "Was 23 before i got served in a pub unless i flashed my driving licence 
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"Sterilise a needle and pop it that way. If you're too much of a wimp to do that, when you are home, put toothpaste on it, not gel stuff but proper toothpaste, that'll dry it out. Alternatively, I'll be back into Waverley at 12:12, come meet me and I'll do it. " I'll try the toothpaste approach first, me screaming like a girlie in waverley at lunchtime is not an option lol   | |||
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"Your youthful looks ? Pmsl
Was 23 before i got served in a pub unless i flashed my driving licence
"awwww pitbull, piss will work wonders... Bring my wii and I will exchange lol xx | |||
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"Your youthful looks ? Pmsl
Was 23 before i got served in a pub unless i flashed my driving licence
awwww pitbull, piss will work wonders... Bring my wii and I will exchange lol xx "My avatars dinnae even cover it and with so many film exec's in edinburgh for film festival i dont wanna be cast for the next shrek film lol | |||
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"Does it have its own postcode yet?? "oh yir a cunny funt kuntess will give ya that lol   | |||
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"Sterilise a needle and pop it that way. If you're too much of a wimp to do that, when you are home, put toothpaste on it, not gel stuff but proper toothpaste, that'll dry it out. Alternatively, I'll be back into Waverley at 12:12, come meet me and I'll do it. I'll try the toothpaste approach first, me screaming like a girlie in waverley at lunchtime is not an option lol "You disappoint me wimp!! | |||
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"You disappoint me wimp!! "Least wait till after i fucked yeah to say that lol | |||
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"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off "....and half his face!! New phantom of the opera in town  | |||
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"Never having been one to suffer spots i waken up this morning and do a routine face check only to discover i have a shooge big fuck off arthur seat sized spot right in the middle of my forehead. wtf it looks and feels like i have been hit with an airbag. I can't squeeze it as my pain threshhold is zero any tips on how to rid the fucker from spoiling my youthful looks ? "Sounds like a job for Rat Shit.... | |||
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"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off " thought you were a mate cutie lol | |||
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"Sounds like a job for Rat Shit.... "Im heading to sauna and steam room see if that eases it, first cunt to stare and snigger at me at gym is getting pole axed lol | |||
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"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off
thought you were a mate cutie lol "I am sweetie... Just trying to help | |||
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"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off
thought you were a mate cutie lol
I am sweetie... Just trying to help "methinks pitbull just lost his macho points!!!! Pmsl xx | |||
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"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off
thought you were a mate cutie lol
I am sweetie... Just trying to help
methinks pitbull just lost his macho points!!!! Pmsl xx"Bleach on my coopan erm no thanks lol | |||
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"Panoxyl! Will go down within afew hours and gone within afew days. You can't even squeeze a spot because It sore. Jeeez! Lol "It a skinny spot gets under my skin, think its nearly touching my brain | |||
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"Brain??? Whit fecking brain??? You crease me up dick!!! "Your new name is thrush cos your an irritating cunt lol | |||
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"Brain??? Whit fecking brain??? You crease me up dick!!!
Your new name is thrush cos your an irritating cunt lol "hey, that was me being nice...... And you wuvs me pitbull xxxx | |||
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"I've got some peroxide here pp.... That'll burn it off
....and half his face!! New phantom of the opera in town " | |||
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"Is it the size of a watermelon yet? I've heard they can see it from space.... "pmsl....he'll be wearing a bandana next | |||
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"Well i went to steam room at gym and the pain has eased somewhat, just looks a bit red now, first time i have had chocolate in months it was dairy milk turkish delight last night and im blaming that "don't blame the chocolate....i eat tonnes of the stuff and I don't get a pluke
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"Is it the size of a watermelon yet? I've heard they can see it from space....
pmsl....he'll be wearing a bandana next "I wear a bandana anyway it looked like i had a grape stuck under it at gym lol | |||
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"wash yer face noo and again "Im off for a siesta will deal all cnuts later lol | |||
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"read some scots forums then as per usual thump yer heed on the desk......sorted ! "Pmsl! | |||
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"Burst the bugger, get a kirby, squeeze it out, then alcohol based wipe or nail varnish remover to finish. " Jeez...I'll hear him greeting in Dundee!! | |||
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"First bit of chocolate in months, not quite ya dafty! You stole most of my bounty remember
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