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 ..what other methods of safe sex have we tried? Here's one...anytime you pull someone and are about to have sex and you realise that you realise that you have any condoms then picture dot cotton naked & unshaven unless of course your one of the deviant few who would get off on that  | |||
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"What's safe sex?  "that's that thing they're always telling you about at the GUM clinic it's also when you put a condom on a chilli pepper thats been up someone else's *hole before yours | |||
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"What's safe sex? "You better be kidding lady or your ass will be getting kick I just say NO to sex that safe   | |||
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"I wear a condom at all times. You never know when a passing lady will throw themselves to the ground and demand to be ravished." what if she's a raging d*unk schizophrenic lesbian just out the jail for raping a man & infected him with herpes & she punches you unconscious & proceeds to fist your ass with her bloody fist of doom?! | |||
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"I wear a condom at all times. You never know when a passing lady will throw themselves to the ground and demand to be ravished.what if she's a raging d*unk schizophrenic lesbian just out the jail for raping a man & infected him with herpes & she punches you unconscious & proceeds to fist your ass with her bloody fist of doom?! "My only goal in life is to make women happy. | |||
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"What's safe sex? You better be kidding lady or your ass will be getting kick I just say NO to sex that safe "there should be a quarantine section on fab for those who dony practice safe sex & they should have a tag on their profile (like a red skull for danger) to warn others | |||
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"I wear a condom at all times. You never know when a passing lady will throw themselves to the ground and demand to be ravished.what if she's a raging d*unk schizophrenic lesbian just out the jail for raping a man & infected him with herpes & she punches you unconscious & proceeds to fist your ass with her bloody fist of doom?!
My only goal in life is to make women happy. " | |||
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"What's safe sex? that's that thing they're always telling you about at the GUM clinic it's also when you put a condom on a chilli pepper thats been up someone else's *hole before yours"Aw is that what yer meant to do wi them? Someone needs to teach me these things I'm so young and innocent  | |||
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"What's safe sex? that's that thing they're always telling you about at the GUM clinic it's also when you put a condom on a chilli pepper thats been up someone else's *hole before yours
Aw is that what yer meant to do wi them? Someone needs to teach me these things I'm so young and innocent " | |||
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"I wear a condom at all times. You never know when a passing lady will throw themselves to the ground and demand to be ravished.what if she's a raging d*unk schizophrenic lesbian just out the jail for raping a man & infected him with herpes & she punches you unconscious & proceeds to fist your ass with her bloody fist of doom?!
My only goal in life is to make women happy. "Well you have your work cut out They are never happy Forgot they like shopping | |||
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"Well, if one plays her harp whilst the other one fists me, I won't complain." what if it's 12 of them all covered in tattoos & about 200 years jail time between them for various crimes of sexual & physical assault against men? Hmm and they all have tattooed & scarred fists the size of small boulders & wearing lots of pointy & sharp rings | |||
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"Come and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in "Does that include teleporting without you coming with me? I don't want gang raped  | |||
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"Come and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in What's safe sex? that's that thing they're always telling you about at the GUM clinic it's also when you put a condom on a chilli pepper thats been up someone else's *hole before yours
Aw is that what yer meant to do wi them? Someone needs to teach me these things I'm so young and innocent "safe sex always you don't know what you can catch xx | |||
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"Well, if one plays her harp whilst the other one fists me, I won't complain.what if it's 12 of them all covered in tattoos & about 200 years jail time between them for various crimes of sexual & physical assault against men? Hmm and they all have tattooed & scarred fists the size of small boulders & wearing lots of pointy & sharp rings "Keep.....going....almost.....uh......uhhh....almost there..........  | |||
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"safe sex always you don't know what you can catch xx" More seriously, this  | |||
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"Come and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in
Does that include teleporting without you coming with me? I don't want gang raped "well that's the whole point...you can teleport in one direction & I'll teleport in the other direction besides you needn't worry as I have no intention to frequent the seedy hangouts you favour where you wipe your feet on the way out and it's only £2 doorcharge that id sooner shell out than to use my teleportation capabilities | |||
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"Come and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in
Does that include teleporting without you coming with me? I don't want gang raped well that's the whole point...you can teleport in one direction & I'll teleport in the other direction besides you needn't worry as I have no intention to frequent the seedy hangouts you favour where you wipe your feet on the way out and it's only £2 doorcharge that id sooner shell out than to use my teleportation capabilities"Pffft, I am insulted. | |||
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"Come and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in What's safe sex? that's that thing they're always telling you about at the GUM clinic it's also when you put a condom on a chilli pepper thats been up someone else's *hole before yours
Aw is that what yer meant to do wi them? Someone needs to teach me these things I'm so young and innocent safe sex always you don't know what you can catch xx" | |||
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"Well, if one plays her harp whilst the other one fists me, I won't complain.what if it's 12 of them all covered in tattoos & about 200 years jail time between them for various crimes of sexual & physical assault against men? Hmm and they all have tattooed & scarred fists the size of small boulders & wearing lots of pointy & sharp rings
Keep.....going....almost.....uh......uhhh....almost there..........
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hehe"Come and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in
Does that include teleporting without you coming with me? I don't want gang raped well that's the whole point...you can teleport in one direction & I'll teleport in the other direction besides you needn't worry as I have no intention to frequent the seedy hangouts you favour where you wipe your feet on the way out and it's only £2 doorcharge that id sooner shell out than to use my teleportation capabilities
Pffft, I am insulted. " | |||
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"Offended at what this time? The suggestion that you have shoes or even feet to put them on and wipe on the way out of the dives you frequent? heheCome and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in
Does that include teleporting without you coming with me? I don't want gang raped well that's the whole point...you can teleport in one direction & I'll teleport in the other direction besides you needn't worry as I have no intention to frequent the seedy hangouts you favour where you wipe your feet on the way out and it's only £2 doorcharge that id sooner shell out than to use my teleportation capabilities
Pffft, I am insulted. "I'm away to find my own teleportation device, wankstain | |||
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"Offended at what this time? The suggestion that you have shoes or even feet to put them on and wipe on the way out of the dives you frequent? heheCome and let _akedninja teach you many things...including how to teleport past the front doors at clubs so that you dont have to pay to get in
Does that include teleporting without you coming with me? I don't want gang raped well that's the whole point...you can teleport in one direction & I'll teleport in the other direction besides you needn't worry as I have no intention to frequent the seedy hangouts you favour where you wipe your feet on the way out and it's only £2 doorcharge that id sooner shell out than to use my teleportation capabilities
Pffft, I am insulted.
I'm away to find my own teleportation device, wankstain " | |||
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"What's safe sex? You better be kidding lady or your ass will be getting kick I just say NO to sex that safe there should be a quarantine section on fab for those who dony practice safe sex & they should have a tag on their profile (like a red skull for danger) to warn others "Agreed | |||
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"What's safe sex? You better be kidding lady or your ass will be getting kick I just say NO to sex that safe there should be a quarantine section on fab for those who dony practice safe sex & they should have a tag on their profile (like a red skull for danger) to warn others "So people that don't practice safe sex from time to time are automatically disease riddled outcasts subjected to quarantine? Shocking | |||
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"What's safe sex? You better be kidding lady or your ass will be getting kick I just say NO to sex that safe there should be a quarantine section on fab for those who dony practice safe sex & they should have a tag on their profile (like a red skull for danger) to warn others
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