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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses  "go a few days without shaving and my ring is like Chewbacca  | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses "aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame! | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses
go a few days without shaving and my ring is like Chewbacca "never mind Chewbacca...you'd look like it from the Adams family if you did a handstand | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!"Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch | |||
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"I pull hairs out my arse all the time, those stray ones I can't reach shaving and my eyes dinnae water, stop talking shiiiiiite "that's coz you've shoved so many chillies in your dungbox jungle that you've got no feeling at all in that department! | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!
Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch " | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses "You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then!  | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses
You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then! "You're dead this time Spewie!! | |||
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"Hmm eating lunch & reading forum pots from me?! Not the wisest of choices but hey look on the bright side...it's a good weight loss practice Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!
Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch "is that a fat joke | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses
You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then! "lol | |||
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"Hmm eating lunch & reading forum pots from me?! Not the wisest of choices but hey look on the bright side...it's a good weight loss practice Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses aye right...I know what goes on in the waxing salons & ive seen the ques of women in semi chem with baskets full of self waxing kits whilst they can barely refrain themselves from scratching they're dangleberry forests to shake the turd monkeys & coconuts out their shitlocks chocolate starfish tree's and the amount of women I've seen bending over to pick up 2p's and fag ends revealing hairy arses that would put Ron Jeremy to shame!
Yuk! You just put me off my fecking lunch
is that a fat joke " | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses
You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then!
You're dead this time Spewie!! "On the plus side, it wasn't as hairy as Rat Shit's chest....  | |||
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"Us ladies can't do that...don't have hairy asses
You must have been wearing a wig in that pic you sent me, then!
You're dead this time Spewie!!
On the plus side, it wasn't as hairy as Rat Shit's chest.... "Oi Vomit features, I waxed!!!!!  | |||
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"Yes, but you are supposed to get rid of the wax afterwards. "Aww heck, knew I had forgotten something | |||
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"And the same goes when doing your moustache. "I'll do the 'tache when I do me bollox | |||
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"And the same goes when doing your moustache.
I'll do the 'tache when I do me bollox "Bollox first.... | |||
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"Did you know that your "optic nerve" is connected to your "anal nerve?" Don't believe me? Then, pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water! "Bend over then & I'll pluck yer erse till I bring a tear to yer eye. | |||
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"Did you know that your "optic nerve" is connected to your "anal nerve?" Don't believe me? Then, pull a hair out of your arse and see if your eyes water!
Bend over then & I'll pluck yer erse till I bring a tear to yer eye. "hmm so I guess it's safe to say that you'd fit right into a job as an Iraqi police interrogator | |||
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