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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reference bbc news (web ) (Scorpion )

Got me thinking , bk in the days when sex was riff and easy to get ( 80's) i remember pulling a lovely female @ a club and at the end off the evening going back to her place , we both went to bed together but when i awoke in the morning i had a big ( Rhodesian Ridgebacks ) face in my face growling at me , so was wondering has anyone else got good tales to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely sleep over at someone's and vice versa, I like my space when I sleep

Can't say I have any awkward tales... Don't ask the men I've slept with though, the state of me in the mornings..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in bed with my then boyfriend and after having sex we ended up arguing. He stalked off in a huff and went missing. A couple of days later his mate called round to my flat to comfort me because I was so upset boyfriend was missing. Somehow we got carried away and we ended up in bed together. After some hours of passion fell asleep to be woken in the morning by the sensation of being fucked from behind. I turned to try to kiss him and change to a more intimate position only to find it was my boyfriend who had returned to make up with me!!

What a shock, unknown to me the boyfriends mate had slipped away in the night, luckily, otherwise there would have been bloodshed if the boyfriend had found me with his mate! It’s the only time I’ve ever gone to bed with one man and woken up with another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was in bed with my then boyfriend and after having sex we ended up arguing. He stalked off in a huff and went missing. A couple of days later his mate called round to my flat to comfort me because I was so upset boyfriend was missing. Somehow we got carried away and we ended up in bed together. After some hours of passion fell asleep to be woken in the morning by the sensation of being fucked from behind. I turned to try to kiss him and change to a more intimate position only to find it was my boyfriend who had returned to make up with me!!

What a shock, unknown to me the boyfriends mate had slipped away in the night, luckily, otherwise there would have been bloodshed if the boyfriend had found me with his mate! It’s the only time I’ve ever gone to bed with one man and woken up with another.

"

Excellent

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Try an 18 month old kid wakening you up and calling you daddy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try an 18 month old kid wakening you up and calling you daddy.... "

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the worst i've done has been using a toy and falling asleep d*unk using it then wakening up and starting again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try an 18 month old kid wakening you up and calling you daddy.... "

was it bru?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Try an 18 month old kid wakening you up and calling you daddy....

WTF "

Went home with a lady, and that's what happened when I woke up! Scared me crapless!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Try an 18 month old kid wakening you up and calling you daddy....

was it bru? "

Is he that old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst thing that happened to me was when I had a girlfriend of 3 years who was staying over at her mums coz her mum wasn't well, so I decided to hit the town

Picked up a wee belter lol took her back to mine n spent the night together. Once she left I realised I had make up n fake tan all over the covers so I washed them n changed the bedding for my girlfriend getting home. Went to bed that night n got quizzed about the 2 hand prints a lot smaller than mine on our bedroom wall above the bed which were made by a mixture of sweat cheap make up n cheap fake tan. My story about it being my hand print after work wasn't believed n I was dumped on the spot.

The moral of the story is always go back to hers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst thing that happened to me was when I had a girlfriend of 3 years who was staying over at her mums coz her mum wasn't well, so I decided to hit the town

Picked up a wee belter lol took her back to mine n spent the night together. Once she left I realised I had make up n fake tan all over the covers so I washed them n changed the bedding for my girlfriend getting home. Went to bed that night n got quizzed about the 2 hand prints a lot smaller than mine on our bedroom wall above the bed which were made by a mixture of sweat cheap make up n cheap fake tan. My story about it being my hand print after work wasn't believed n I was dumped on the spot.

The moral of the story is always go back to hers lol "

or don't take home a girl that wears cheap anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in bed with my then boyfriend and after having sex we ended up arguing. He stalked off in a huff and went missing. A couple of days later his mate called round to my flat to comfort me because I was so upset boyfriend was missing. Somehow we got carried away and we ended up in bed together. After some hours of passion fell asleep to be woken in the morning by the sensation of being fucked from behind. I turned to try to kiss him and change to a more intimate position only to find it was my boyfriend who had returned to make up with me!!

What a shock, unknown to me the boyfriends mate had slipped away in the night, luckily, otherwise there would have been bloodshed if the boyfriend had found me with his mate! It’s the only time I’ve ever gone to bed with one man and woken up with another.

"

Was that a funny story I not getting it His mate ? Don't think you can call him that But good luck to you,s

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