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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

... Is your Fab survival partner?

OK, there is a big Scottish Fab Social, and the outside world is overrun by Zombies. Who is your Fab survival partner and why?

You can't use your baseball bats, pointy, stabby things, or petrol chainsaws from ALDI to kill fellow fabbers, unless they behave like the walking dead at the best of times.

My choice? Foe. She takes no prisoners!

(I had considered KoK, but she's more into destroying arses than zombie brains...

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Over to you lot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want pp with his brains and big guns I would be fine

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I want pp with his brains and big guns I would be fine

Brains? Are there two PP's on Fab?

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Il take Mr Audi .. He has a fast car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want pp with his brains and big guns I would be fine

Brains? Are there two PP's on Fab?

Yes Brains and brawn!

Oh and I thought you would like to know I already have my survival plan all worked out. Just incase it happens for real

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I still have my canned & dried foods, and bottled water from the Mayan "apocalypse"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still have my canned & dried foods, and bottled water from the Mayan "apocalypse"...."

Good I know where to come looking when mine runs out

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Oh and I thought you would like to know I already have my survival plan all worked out. Just incase it happens for real "

The best zombie survival plan is to watch Night Of The Living Dead, and don't do anything they did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Wendy.....that witchy wummin can stay awake for days and keep an eye out while I snooze away

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I want Wendy.....that witchy wummin can stay awake for days and keep an eye out while I snooze away

Can she use her crutches to brain zombies though? I know you can use your wooden leg for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Wendy.....that witchy wummin can stay awake for days and keep an eye out while I snooze away

Can she use her crutches to brain zombies though? I know you can use your wooden leg for that.

She can brain ANYTHING with those crutches!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

But can she outrun them?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

id want bunky boy with me!! his dad dancing will scare the zombies away and I get to perv his cute arse ..win win !! hehe!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yous stole the best ones... Guess I'll have to make do with bru...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to say ms boaby. If am goin out at least am having the shag of a lifetime

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

awwww I wanted bru....

he could run them doon in his white van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwww I wanted bru....

he could run them doon in his white van

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shhh shes no lookin mabes a can have a harem

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

You'll get eaten while you're shagging...

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I would have mr Gemini .... He would sort them right out !!'

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Il take Skinny, they will think he one of their own....

He can "flirt" with them while I run like fuck

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

No one, I've watched enough zombie films/programs to know partners just slow you down and get you killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get eaten while you're shagging...

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a dont care am shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i take ninja, we already know our shit when it comes to Z day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one, I've watched enough zombie films/programs to know partners just slow you down and get you killed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwww I wanted bru....

he could run them doon in his white van

I'm good at sharing..

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"awwww I wanted bru....

he could run them doon in his white van

I'm good at sharing..

Again with the shagging! There will plenty time for repopulating the planet once the undead are eliminated!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwww I wanted bru....

he could run them doon in his white van

I'm good at sharing..

Again with the shagging! There will plenty time for repopulating the planet once the undead are eliminated!

Here my partner is bru... We will be the undead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have mr Gemini .... He would sort them right out !!'

Hehe. Very funny. I'm not sure I could sort them out, unless they have been on fab and wasted my time. In that case I'd have no problems sorting them out! lol

I just better watch though never to dress as Zombie at Halloween or at a social in case some people think I am a Zombie and try and bash me lol

(Incidentally, I had a hook up late last night by using another web site. The person said to me 'your profile screams out 'don't mess me about'. I said 'does it?', not realizing, and we both had a laugh about it. hehe)

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"awwww I wanted bru....

he could run them doon in his white van

I'm good at sharing..

Again with the shagging! There will plenty time for repopulating the planet once the undead are eliminated!

Here my partner is bru... We will be the undead

I think one of you already is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a nightmare last night and it was because I was thinking about this before I fell asleep

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

Yes that thought scares me so much. I really don't know what I would do without his helpful advice and words of wisdom. He is my rock on here

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

Yes that thought scares me so much. I really don't know what I would do without his helpful advice and words of wisdom. He is my rock on here "

He will still be your rock, once you cave his undead skull in with one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id take no one, every man for himself and all that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

Yes that thought scares me so much. I really don't know what I would do without his helpful advice and words of wisdom. He is my rock on here

He will still be your rock, once you cave his undead skull in with one!

I don't think I could do that. I think I would need to chain him up in the back garden and feed him all my frienemies

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

Yes that thought scares me so much. I really don't know what I would do without his helpful advice and words of wisdom. He is my rock on here

He will still be your rock, once you cave his undead skull in with one!

I don't think I could do that. I think I would need to chain him up in the back garden and feed him all my frienemies"

As long as you serve them with double pepperoni....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

Yes that thought scares me so much. I really don't know what I would do without his helpful advice and words of wisdom. He is my rock on here

He will still be your rock, once you cave his undead skull in with one!

I don't think I could do that. I think I would need to chain him up in the back garden and feed him all my frienemies"
mmm tied up in fems back garden hmmm

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"It was the thought of Bru as a zombie, was it?

Yes that thought scares me so much. I really don't know what I would do without his helpful advice and words of wisdom. He is my rock on here

He will still be your rock, once you cave his undead skull in with one!

I don't think I could do that. I think I would need to chain him up in the back garden and feed him all my frienemiesmmm tied up in fems back garden hmmm

That's only once you've reanimated. Until then you just have to dodge them like the rest of us.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I want pp with his brains and big guns I would be fine

Thanks gorgeous and with your looks our off spring to re occupy earth with be good looking intelligent fuckers and able to converse as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want pp with his brains and big guns I would be fine

Thanks gorgeous and with your looks our off spring to re occupy earth with be good looking intelligent fuckers and able to converse as well

It would be Utopia

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm flying solo... You are all too much hard work!! I will survive, I will survive..... Jellychopter on standby

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I'm flying solo... You are all too much hard work!! I will survive, I will survive..... Jellychopter on standby

KoK has already booked you as her sidekick, so you're lumbered!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I'm flying solo... You are all too much hard work!! I will survive, I will survive..... Jellychopter on standby

KoK has already booked you as her sidekick, so you're lumbered!

no-ooooo I am airwolf and on my own with 2by4s and sawn offs!!!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I'm flying solo... You are all too much hard work!! I will survive, I will survive..... Jellychopter on standby

KoK has already booked you as her sidekick, so you're lumbered!

no-ooooo I am airwolf and on my own with 2by4s and sawn offs!!!!

Sawn off crutches?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nope... Shotguns!!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Nope... Shotguns!!! "

You should see the handle of my walking stick. Perfect for penetrating.

Zombie skulls, that is.

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