FabSwingers.com forum: What's your real age

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do people who lie about their age actually believe that when they turn up for a meet that ppl aren't going to be pissed aff

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I was in the company of a young lady today, who I'd have put around 37/38, but let slip she was 45, so it can go both ways.

I am actually 72, making me still younger than KoK..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been with someone of 52 that was hotter than someone of 42, been with someone that was 42 looked as hot as someone of 32, been with someone of 32 looked as hot as someone of 22.

Can you tell the diff between someone of say,,,, 45yrs that claims to be 44yrs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm as old as my little finger and a wee bitty older than my teeth.. and yes they are my own lol am afraid its the truth the whole truth n nothing but the truth.. am 56, going on 21

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to meet a 35year old white guy and a 45+year old Asian guy showed up....if he wore a hat I might not have noticed.......

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

I think most folk put their real age on here ... Younger tends to get knock backs more than older.. We all know experience counts

I've been told I look younger than 42 but damn I've earnt those years experience lol

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ive been reporting a profile ive spotted that the age changes almost daily at times and its still online. Makes it tough to trust some ages when you see them but hey ho same can be said about most profile details.

I posted a suggestion before about locking the age on a profile so whatever age you start is how it remains and would cut down the amount of profiles that lower/raise the age to meet filters since its clear reporting them does nothing, suppose they see it as hard to prove or something

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Folk would probably just make a new profile to get round it

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Folk would probably just make a new profile to get round it "

Suppose that's true. Just odd when you see verified/pic verified profiles with ages that jump up and down daily. Makes you wonder which age the verifier thought they met lol

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Folk would probably just make a new profile to get round it

Suppose that's true. Just odd when you see verified/pic verified profiles with ages that jump up and down daily. Makes you wonder which age the verifier thought they met lol"

Maybe they were born on a leap year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to meet a 35year old white guy and a 45+year old Asian guy showed up....if he wore a hat I might not have noticed.......

Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know a few guys that have yoyo ages depending on who they are trying to bed that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in the company of a young lady today, who I'd have put around 37/38, but let slip she was 45, so it can go both ways.

I am actually 72, making me still younger than KoK..

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your a Vulcan tho so thats not old

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Who would lie about age ...... its so pathetic ... or vain ... or pointless ... or ..... a mean , as if yer no gonny git fund oot .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would lie about age ...... its so pathetic ... or vain ... or pointless ... or ..... a mean , as if yer no gonny git fund oot .......

There are three guys I've met on here turned out to be between 5 and 8 years older than their profiles say, won't be seeing any of them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've rocketed to lookin ten years older in the last 2 yrs,,,,,can only apologise,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's great being off a certain age when people tell you u look a lot younger but in my case it's the opposite

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

Im 21 really lol well act like it lol xxxxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its pathetic that people lie about things that would be blatant if they ever met anyone.....

Some think they can win you over once you meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive been using oil of paday for years..I wont use anyone elses though

self-facial expert

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"ive been using oil of paday for years..I wont use anyone elses though

self-facial expert"

You need to learn to point it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this tactic only works in terms of achieving a meet if yer a pictureless, compulsive liar?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Not if the pic is over 10yrs old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive been using oil of paday for years..I wont use anyone elses though

self-facial expert

You need to learn to point it away

target located..open ur gub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Foe,, im suddenly 35,, hows u the nite?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Hi Foe,, im suddenly 35,, hows u the nite?

Dont message me....You are below my age preference!! BLOCK!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

target located..open ur gub

Iv seen your gob....my boot should fit perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Foe,, im suddenly 35,, hows u the nite?

Dont message me....You are below my age preference!! BLOCK!

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Damn,, wish i could remember what you said about not bothering to check profiles,,, rememberings gettin tricky,, my age you know,,, awwww thats knackered it eh,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

target located..open ur gub

Iv seen your gob....my boot should fit perfectly

ooOh fetish pics!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

target located..open ur gub

Iv seen your gob....my boot should fit perfectly

ooOh fetish pics!

Just be careful of the heel

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Damn,, wish i could remember what you said about not bothering to check profiles,,, rememberings gettin tricky,, my age you know,,, awwww thats knackered it eh,

I only check profiles for pics

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By *anictechCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow - ish ;-)

Just checked here, and yes am stated as being 51, so not lied.... Tech

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I was in the company of a young lady today, who I'd have put around 37/38, but let slip she was 45, so it can go both ways.

I am actually 72, making me still younger than KoK..

your a Vulcan tho so thats not old

It is for a Dundonian though!

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Just checked here, and yes am stated as being 51, so not lied.... Tech

Think i need to recheck that ... Evidence does not support this information

... You sure you didn't add on the VAT by mistake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in the company of a young lady today, who I'd have put around 37/38, but let slip she was 45, so it can go both ways.

I am actually 72, making me still younger than KoK..

your a Vulcan tho so thats not old

It is for a Dundonian though!

You're soooo gonna get it!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I was in the company of a young lady today, who I'd have put around 37/38, but let slip she was 45, so it can go both ways.

I am actually 72, making me still younger than KoK..

your a Vulcan tho so thats not old

It is for a Dundonian though!

You're soooo gonna get it!!

By "It" you mean nookie, of course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in the company of a young lady today, who I'd have put around 37/38, but let slip she was 45, so it can go both ways.

I am actually 72, making me still younger than KoK..

your a Vulcan tho so thats not old

It is for a Dundonian though!

You're soooo gonna get it!!

By "It" you mean nookie, of course?

Of course

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Mmmm.... Why don't I believe you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm.... Why don't I believe you?

You should.....I like the look of that spankable ass

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

And that is why you are not my zombie survival partner....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that is why you are not my zombie survival partner....!"

I've been on Fab nearly 4 years and survived worse than zombies

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"And that is why you are not my zombie survival partner....!

I've been on Fab nearly 4 years and survived worse than zombies

True, you've had lunch with Bru....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 here and mom of 4.....

Not worried about the age thing.

Kisses

Nessarosa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as the post number gives away my age

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"as the post number gives away my age

Not looking bad for 69 kiltie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 42 and have no worries about being honest about my age!!! But have met a few guys on here who have blatantly lied about their age.. 1 quoting that ' life for single guys over 40 is non existent on fab' I personally don't judge by age so seems a bit shallow to lie or to judge peeps on their age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as the post number gives away my age

Not looking bad for 69 kiltie

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lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well I'm 44 and it doesn't bother me at all..... My ex did knock 10 years off his age when he joined back up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really a 50 year old man... Shhh don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

33 here, still get ID,d for cigarettes and alcohol regularly so cant be a bad thing

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I'm really a 50 year old man... Shhh don't tell anyone

Especially not Bru!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really a 50 year old man... Shhh don't tell anyone

Especially not Bru!

He loves the boaby really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really a 50 year old man... Shhh don't tell anyone

Especially not Bru!

He loves the boaby really!

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a do a love the boaby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol at some of the comments, im actually 21 but I do have that on my profile and before I meet anyone I will say im 21 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really a 50 year old man... Shhh don't tell anyone

Especially not Bru!

He loves the boaby really!

a do a love the boaby

I'd rather be a 50 year old man, I'd no get hassled so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people who lie about their age actually believe that when they turn up for a meet that ppl aren't going to be pissed aff"

This is a particular bugbear of ours (particularly Mr. lol)

There are people on here who have been 39 or 40 for the last 5 years. Some have actually got younger.

Maybe they think they can get away with it as they "look young for their age"(they must have magic mirrors in their houses) or it's just to get under age filters to get meets with younger people then hope they don't mind when an older couple/single turns up.

At the end of the day, they'll always get found out.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oi Atlantis, you believed me when I said I was only 26 on our wedding day down by the river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok..imagine having to describe a criminal over the phone to the police....when they ask age. so many would, "ohh ehh hang on let me go look again...hang on let me think ermmmm ehhh oh late thirties early fortys mmmmmaybe im not sure". yet via fab, reading a profile you can suss if somes fibbing about a few years?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I'm really a 50 year old man... Shhh don't tell anyone

Especially not Bru!

He loves the boaby really!

a do a love the boaby

I'd rather be a 50 year old man, I'd no get hassled so much

Bru would still hassle you as much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok..imagine having to describe a criminal over the phone to the police....when they ask age. so many would, "ohh ehh hang on let me go look again...hang on let me think ermmmm ehhh oh late thirties early fortys mmmmmaybe im not sure". yet via fab, reading a profile you can suss if somes fibbing about a few years? "

I think you're missing the point somewhat, and the OP never mentioned sussing age out by reading a profile.

We'll assume you're a few years older than you say. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? Who need,s to know my age,other then my friend,s and people I meet. I do more then most on here with my profile,my pictures are change every 6 week,s as a normal person can put on 2 stone in that time. I mislead no one here. I don't claim to be Skinny rock hard all nite sex machine. Or women who give the best BJ in the world. Yes I am good at sex just the same as I am rubbish at football. This is a fantasy world here ,with evveyone,s profile not really spot on. But some sex kitten,s have turn into cat,s and really guys we are not all Oliver Tobias now are we cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're missing the point somewhat, and the OP never mentioned sussing age out by reading a profile.

We'll assume you're a few years older than you say. lol"
lol, i do get yer point about folk really fibbing about years n years of diffrence,, yer lookin forward to meeting that Roy Keane-esque guy, and in walks Roy Cropper instead ! I get that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're missing the point somewhat, and the OP never mentioned sussing age out by reading a profile.

We'll assume you're a few years older than you say. lollol, i do get yer point about folk really fibbing about years n years of diffrence,, yer lookin forward to meeting that Roy Keane-esque guy, and in walks Roy Cropper instead ! I get that.

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If Roy Cropper walk in then you not check there pictures or their vers Chatted with them on the phone In other words not check them out right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, when I wake up I'm about 95 until I've had my cup of tea and a painkiller then for the rest of the morning, about middle 60's, then afternoon or at work, in my 30's, at play about 25 then before bed, middle 50's. Some real age anything in between

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I really am 49 and every gray hair,wrinkle and creakiing bones tells you that lol.

I have no issues about my age but obviously those who lie about their age do and only they will know why.

Adding a few years or knocking a few years off is fine but if you can't really get away with it then there is no point really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really am 49 and every gray hair,wrinkle and creakiing bones tells you that lol.

I have no issues about my age but obviously those who lie about their age do and only they will know why.

Adding a few years or knocking a few years off is fine but if you can't really get away with it then there is no point really

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You been here a number of years Would you meet some one before Checking then out MissD There no need for a shock on the day

Nice post xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 42 now and inwardly feel as good as I did when I was in my twenties. I wouldn't lie, because I am happy to say in 42 and people say 'oh you don't look it'.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I'm 42 now and inwardly feel as good as I did when I was in my twenties. I wouldn't lie, because I am happy to say in 42 and people say 'oh you don't look it'. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There come a time when people don't look at you ,they just see a number . I feel better maybe even look better then when I 36 I am not ready to be put in a field some were People can say it does not happen here but it does guys xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 57.

. And very Happy being this age.

Take pride in taking care of myself..

Allways been told I look younger.

I wld rather be this age now , than be young again.

Confidence comes with time. And is very sexy . and makes a woman more allouring.

Only thing for me at the moment , is my body is letting me down.

I have Arthritis now in most of my joints.

Very painful.

Got a few ops on the horizin.

But getting there.

The main thing is I still make an effort to allways look nice. And Keep smiling.

And The friends I have made on here keep me going .

And Being a gran again. Is just the iceing on the cake yeaaaaaaa .

Wheres theses Glam Gran compititions.lol.

Im going to go to one . ( kiddin on).

Im happy being this age, and knowing I have had so much fun along the way

And Met some very Lovely people ,.

And some will reman friends for a long long time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 57.

. And very Happy being this age.

Take pride in taking care of myself..

Allways been told I look younger.

I wld rather be this age now , than be young again.

Confidence comes with time. And is very sexy . and makes a woman more allouring.

Only thing for me at the moment , is my body is letting me down.

I have Arthritis now in most of my joints.

Very painful.

Got a few ops on the horizin.

But getting there.

The main thing is I still make an effort to allways look nice. And Keep smiling.

And The friends I have made on here keep me going .

And Being a gran again. Is just the iceing on the cake yeaaaaaaa .

Wheres theses Glam Gran compititions.lol.

Im going to go to one . ( kiddin on).

Im happy being this age, and knowing I have had so much fun along the way

And Met some very Lovely people ,.

And some will reman friends for a long long time .

I better increase my age filter

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