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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Ok you go into an adult sex shop what would you buy for the person above ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd maybe be too busy checking out the staff to notice much else to get you. If the staff were good-looking. I'd get you their phone number in lieu of a gift.

Get u Flowers? As a prop. When I was watching porn the other day, the essential porn storyline was of a girl selling flowers door to door. She went knocking at a guys door asking if he wanted to buy her flowers. He did. Invited her in to pay for flowers then screwed her.

Beats my fair lady

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

A blow up doll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A blow up doll...

Nipple clamps

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

6" heel thigh boots & a whip

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"6" heel thigh boots & a whip

latex free condoms....In case he has an allergy

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"6" heel thigh boots & a whip

latex free condoms....In case he has an allergy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A HUGE roll of clingfilm...oh and Tesco for some fresh ginger

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"A HUGE roll of clingfilm...oh and Tesco for some fresh ginger

When can I come up to Dundee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A HUGE roll of clingfilm...oh and Tesco for some fresh ginger

When can I come up to Dundee ?

Bondage tape...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"A HUGE roll of clingfilm...oh and Tesco for some fresh ginger

When can I come up to Dundee ?

Bondage tape..."

Cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A HUGE roll of clingfilm...oh and Tesco for some fresh ginger

When can I come up to Dundee ?

Bondage tape...

Cane

Some lovely massage oil to rub through that hairy chest

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

You should know Stu, you're in there often enough for the patches to mend your blow up friends

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Nah, I get them in Halfords!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

You should know Stu, you're in there often enough for the patches to mend your blow up friends

handcuffs and whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I get them in Halfords!

You must be getting discount by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

You should know Stu, you're in there often enough for the patches to mend your blow up friends

handcuffs and whip

nice big dildo for up his bum

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Nah, I get them in Halfords!

You must be getting discount by now

Yip, I get friends and family rates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

You should know Stu, you're in there often enough for the patches to mend your blow up friends

handcuffs and whip

nice big dildo for up his bum

kinky, glad im getting a whip for you now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I get them in Halfords!

You must be getting discount by now

Yip, I get friends and family rates!

So how many inflatable lady friends do you have now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

You should know Stu, you're in there often enough for the patches to mend your blow up friends

handcuffs and whip

nice big dildo for up his bum

kinky, glad im getting a whip for you now lol

and a ball gag to keep him shhhhhhh'd lol

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

More than I have lady friends on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever sex toys Help The Aged has in stock....

You should know Stu, you're in there often enough for the patches to mend your blow up friends

handcuffs and whip

nice big dildo for up his bum

kinky, glad im getting a whip for you now lol

and a ball gag to keep him shhhhhhh'd lol

haha now it gets interesting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than I have lady friends on here!

Awwwwww Stu

Gonna buy you another blow up lady friend....does it matter if she has 'made in china' on her ass?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"More than I have lady friends on here!

Awwwwww Stu

Gonna buy you another blow up lady friend....does it matter if she has 'made in china' on her ass?

It's better than "Made in Livingston"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than I have lady friends on here!

Awwwwww Stu

Gonna buy you another blow up lady friend....does it matter if she has 'made in china' on her ass?

It's better than "Made in Livingston"...

You got a death wish?? lol

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Hoi...I'm in Livingston

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I'm no feart, I'll let all the air out of her....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm no feart, I'll let all the air out of her....!

If we're thinking of the same one, thats a LOT of hot air to let out

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"I'm no feart, I'll let all the air out of her....!

If we're thinking of the same one, thats a LOT of hot air to let out

That's a risk I'm willing to take!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Rox, ye can borrow Bertha, she's gaggin!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rox, ye can borrow Bertha, she's gaggin!! x"

Does she have a hairy chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat o nine tails!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat o nine tails!!

A humbler

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Some handcuffs n a blindfold

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Midge spray (for those outdoor games)

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Anti- allergy tablets... I'm allergic to latex!!

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?

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By *5DaveMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?"

some sounds

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?

some sounds

Eek

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?"

And watch you struggle free hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strait jacket

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Strait jacket

Keeper bars for you!!

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?

And watch you struggle free hehe

What have I done to deserve such torture

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?

And watch you struggle free hehe

What have I done to deserve such torture

Give me a minute and il think of a reason

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?

And watch you struggle free hehe

What have I done to deserve such torture

Give me a minute and il think of a reason

A watch....the concept of a minute is obviously too much for the above person

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Lol...put me in plastic wrap then...that ok ?

And watch you struggle free hehe

What have I done to deserve such torture

Give me a minute and il think of a reason

A watch....the concept of a minute is obviously too much for the above person

Sorry I got distracted with my naked cleaning!!

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

fair enough...wouldn't want a watch to spoil the look

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"fair enough...wouldn't want a watch to spoil the look

I know .. Or weigh my arm down !

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

of course

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

I dont need to go into a shop to get something that KoK would like, you can get nettles anywhere...i know she would have fun with somene bound and a bunch of those bad boys

For latexbound scot a remote cotrolled butt plug for when he's next mummified...but i suspect he already has one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont need to go into a shop to get something that KoK would like, you can get nettles anywhere...i know she would have fun with somene bound and a bunch of those bad boys

For latexbound scot a remote cotrolled butt plug for when he's next mummified...but i suspect he already has one of those

I'm not that cruel....or am I??

I'd let you pick a new dress

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Just make sure it's not floral crimpiline!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For stu I'd buy sexy undies for that tight arse.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Define sexy undies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighty whites, or blacks... Or maybe a bit of mesh.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

I have all three... Any requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photographic proof - and lingerie for me!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Photographic proof - and lingerie for me!"

Your wish is my command, my lady, as soon ay laptop completes System Restore....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Summers have a sale on too. Just sayin....

And it's pay day on Friday. Could get messy.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Messy is good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on my wage! I could be eating rice and peas all month... Lol!

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