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"What's your funniest 'meet didn't go as planned' story?"

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By *rMrsQuietlyWild OP   Couple
4 days ago

Glasgow

I'll go first... 🤣

Recent MFM meet that Mr very kindly arranged for my birthday. Everything was going great – we'd had our fun and were just sat chatting afterwards when Mr's phone started ringing. It was my dad.

Thinking something must be wrong, I answered. Big mistake! He asked if we were in, and I blurted out, "Yeah!" (I know... rookie error!)

His reply? "Good... me and mum are at the door."

Cue absolute chaos! We were scrambling to throw clothes on and make myself look at least semi presentable before answering the door.

The first thing my dad said was, "Whose van is on the driveway?" I mumbled something about the neighbours asking to park there. Not convinced he believed me! 😂

Turns out they'd just popped over to drop off my birthday present so I'd have it for the morning. Thankfully they didn't stay long, but making awkward small talk while knowing there was a naked guy upstairs was definitely not on my birthday bingo card.😂🙈

We all had a good laugh about it once they left. It definitely didn't ruin the mood... once the panic had worn off, it didn't take us too long to get back to it! 😈

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By *oykoiWoman
4 days ago

Glasgow

I once ended up locked in the Botanic Gardens, we had to escape Indiana Jones style. Actually a very fond and erotic memory 🤣😍

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By *rMrsQuietlyWild OP   Couple
4 days ago

Glasgow


"I once ended up locked in the Botanic Gardens, we had to escape Indiana Jones style. Actually a very fond and erotic memory 🤣😍"

Love this, sounds like a very good time!

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By *uttercupWoman
4 days ago

Borders


"I'll go first... 🤣

Recent MFM meet that Mr very kindly arranged for my birthday. Everything was going great – we'd had our fun and were just sat chatting afterwards when Mr's phone started ringing. It was my dad.

Thinking something must be wrong, I answered. Big mistake! He asked if we were in, and I blurted out, "Yeah!" (I know... rookie error!)

His reply? "Good... me and mum are at the door."

Cue absolute chaos! We were scrambling to throw clothes on and make myself look at least semi presentable before answering the door.

The first thing my dad said was, "Whose van is on the driveway?" I mumbled something about the neighbours asking to park there. Not convinced he believed me! 😂

Turns out they'd just popped over to drop off my birthday present so I'd have it for the morning. Thankfully they didn't stay long, but making awkward small talk while knowing there was a naked guy upstairs was definitely not on my birthday bingo card.😂🙈

We all had a good laugh about it once they left. It definitely didn't ruin the mood... once the panic had worn off, it didn't take us too long to get back to it! 😈"

It's made my day anyway 😂😂

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By *rMrsQuietlyWild OP   Couple
4 days ago

Glasgow


"I'll go first... 🤣

Recent MFM meet that Mr very kindly arranged for my birthday. Everything was going great – we'd had our fun and were just sat chatting afterwards when Mr's phone started ringing. It was my dad.

Thinking something must be wrong, I answered. Big mistake! He asked if we were in, and I blurted out, "Yeah!" (I know... rookie error!)

His reply? "Good... me and mum are at the door."

Cue absolute chaos! We were scrambling to throw clothes on and make myself look at least semi presentable before answering the door.

The first thing my dad said was, "Whose van is on the driveway?" I mumbled something about the neighbours asking to park there. Not convinced he believed me! 😂

Turns out they'd just popped over to drop off my birthday present so I'd have it for the morning. Thankfully they didn't stay long, but making awkward small talk while knowing there was a naked guy upstairs was definitely not on my birthday bingo card.😂🙈

We all had a good laugh about it once they left. It definitely didn't ruin the mood... once the panic had worn off, it didn't take us too long to get back to it! 😈

It's made my day anyway 😂😂"

😂 Glad I could entertain you 😜!

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By *lderbiguyMan
4 days ago

Peterhead

I was visiting a “male Friend” we were both naked and I was in the process of fucking him in the marital bed when the doorbell rings.

He says ignore it and we continue only for his phone to ring and his wife asks why he did not let the Sky engineer in??

He breathless replies he’d been in the garage when she asks why he is panting and had rushed to answer the phone.

Well that was a passion killer for sure.

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By *inkycherryWoman
4 days ago

Ayrshire

When your having your second 3some with a couple and the female left to go to the toilet then couple mins later apears at door dressed with suitcase packed sayin shes leaving him

A laugh about it now lol

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By *rMrsQuietlyWild OP   Couple
4 days ago

Glasgow


"When your having your second 3some with a couple and the female left to go to the toilet then couple mins later apears at door dressed with suitcase packed sayin shes leaving him

A laugh about it now lol"

Omg 😱 imagine that killed the mood 🤣

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By *rfredzzzMan
4 days ago

Glasgow

I drove all the way to Edinburgh for an orgy and ended up being the only guy who couldn't get an erection.

That ended my 2024 Fab season

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By *inkycherryWoman
3 days ago

Ayrshire


"When your having your second 3some with a couple and the female left to go to the toilet then couple mins later apears at door dressed with suitcase packed sayin shes leaving him

A laugh about it now lol

Omg 😱 imagine that killed the mood 🤣"

Haha was like right im never going home with a couple from my local toon again and i havent lol

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By *igYin n CowGirlCouple
3 days ago

New Cumnock

Went for a meet at a female friend's house and her male fwb for a 4 some. Had our fun, then she got so pished she just went to bed! We were wondering where she went we all had to tidy and lock up lol x

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By *untimesandaLaughMan
2 days ago

bathgate

Met an absolute lunatic at my house. Soon as she came in started talking about alternate realities and lizard people. Was horny so still done the business lol. As soon as we’d finished without saying a word she went and ran herself a bath. God knows how long she was in it for as I fell asleep. Woke up in the morning she was gone and here’s the worst bit, went to do my morning pee and she’d left a massive shite in the toilet lol. There’s actually quite a bit more to the story but would take all night to write. Honestly if you saw this scenario in a film like American pie or something you’d think that’s not very believable lol

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By *oDownEasyMan
2 days ago

Ayrshire

I was once having fun with a friend in her bedroom when she got a text from her daughter saying, "Busted." She had let herself into Mum's house, heard the noise we were making upstairs, and quietly withdrew.

Another time I was having fun with a different lady and the phone kept ringing but we ignored it as we were otherwise engaged. It turned out it was her husband leaving multiple messages saying that he was on his way home but luckily he was stuck in the traffic jam.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
2 days ago

SW Scotland

First meet off fab and Mrs brought the female of a couple home after a social. She’s asked if her fb could come round and we said yeah no problem.

We’d started having fun and still no show of the other guy, I went and looked out the window and could see a random bloke away down the street pacing up and down.

Turns out the lads had “accidentally” gave him the wrong house number. We had a good laugh about it but the other guy didn’t see the funny side

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By *heticklybitMan
2 days ago

EK / North Lanarkshire

Had sex in the car in the Silverburn multistorey car park one night after work.

We got locked in and had to call security to let us out.

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By *heticklybitMan
2 days ago

EK / North Lanarkshire

Had sex in the disabled toilet of a bowling club on a quiet night.

Walked out expecting it to be perfect crime to a man sitting on a chair waiting to use it

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By *rMrsQuietlyWild OP   Couple
2 days ago

Glasgow


"First meet off fab and Mrs brought the female of a couple home after a social. She’s asked if her fb could come round and we said yeah no problem.

We’d started having fun and still no show of the other guy, I went and looked out the window and could see a random bloke away down the street pacing up and down.

Turns out the lads had “accidentally” gave him the wrong house number. We had a good laugh about it but the other guy didn’t see the funny side "

🤣🤣🤣 Omg! That's hilarious!

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