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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

....... What job would you have???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd probably be swabbing the decks

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Reckon I'd be scrubbing those same decks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reckon I'd be scrubbing those same decks

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Walking the plank I think that were you,s would put me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reckon I'd be scrubbing those same decks

cleanest decks on the high seas..oooharrgggh

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Reckon I'd be scrubbing those same decks

cleanest decks on the high seas..oooharrgggh"

Maybe not with us doing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... What job would you have???"
you gotta let me be captain please please huh please come on!!

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"....... What job would you have???you gotta let me be captain please please huh please come on!!

Ok Bru you can be captain... Can I get a promotion? This bending over is hurting my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....... What job would you have???you gotta let me be captain please please huh please come on!!

Ok Bru you can be captain... Can I get a promotion? This bending over is hurting my back

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yes you cam a promotion. Not sure if your new job is gonna be any different tho!!! Although you may enjoy it more lol

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"....... What job would you have???you gotta let me be captain please please huh please come on!!

Ok Bru you can be captain... Can I get a promotion? This bending over is hurting my back

yes you cam a promotion. Not sure if your new job is gonna be any different tho!!! Although you may enjoy it more lol

Dare I ask?

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd probably be seamen stains..... There's another couple of cracking captain pug wash names up for grabs

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Ohhhh can we choose our own pirate names too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up in the craws nest in the pishin rain n not allowed down for hours, me?

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Up in the craws nest in the pishin rain n not allowed down for hours, me?

We'll send a wench up to keep you company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Up in the craws nest in the pishin rain n not allowed down for hours, me?

We'll send a wench up to keep you company

Thanks,, content now,, wont even shout "Ship ahoy" if i see one now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the captains parrot???Please??!!?

I've got my own costume!!!SQWAACK!!!

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Up in the craws nest in the pishin rain n not allowed down for hours, me?

We'll send a wench up to keep you company

Thanks,, content now,, wont even shout "Ship ahoy" if i see one now.

Hmmm maybe need to keep your mind on the job

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Can I be the captains parrot???Please??!!?

I've got my own costume!!!SQWAACK!!!"

Oh that would be soooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the captains parrot???Please??!!?

I've got my own costume!!!SQWAACK!!!

Oh that would be soooo funny "

Does that mean I'm hired!!

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Can I be the captains parrot???Please??!!?

I've got my own costume!!!SQWAACK!!!

Oh that would be soooo funny

Does that mean I'm hired!!

I'd say you've got the requirements for the job but youl need to ask Captain Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to be the chamber maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the captains parrot???Please??!!?

I've got my own costume!!!SQWAACK!!!

Oh that would be soooo funny

Does that mean I'm hired!!

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deffo hired rabbus you will

Make s fine parrot lol

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"id like to be the chamber maid

Can I bunk in beside the chambermaid Captain Bru?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Driving the ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to be the chamber maid

Can I bunk in beside the chambermaid Captain Bru?

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no proabs why dont we push two beds togetherband fit a few more bods I'n too keep us warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I climb up the poles to look and see if there are any ships worth robbing?

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Can I climb up the poles to look and see if there are any ships worth robbing?"

Aston is looking for a wench to keep him company in the crowd nest? Can you help fill that position?

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"id like to be the chamber maid

Can I bunk in beside the chambermaid Captain Bru?

no proabs why dont we push two beds togetherband fit a few more bods I'n too keep us warm

And save on space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I climb up the poles to look and see if there are any ships worth robbing?

Aston is looking for a wench to keep him company in the crowd nest? Can you help fill that position?

I think I may frighten the poor soul but if he's feeling brave....

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Can I climb up the poles to look and see if there are any ships worth robbing?

Aston is looking for a wench to keep him company in the crowd nest? Can you help fill that position?

I think I may frighten the poor soul but if he's feeling brave...."

I'm sure youl keep him upright and to attention ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the captains parrot???Please??!!?

I've got my own costume!!!SQWAACK!!!

Oh that would be soooo funny

Does that mean I'm hired!!

deffo hired rabbus you will

Make s fine parrot lol"

SQWAAK..SQWAAAK....SWAAAAAAAK!!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

can we be in charge of the rum / whisky / brandy etc... Please...

We could be the ships safety and security..

Cmon even pirates have to have fire exits and first aid kits.. get with the times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to be the chamber maid

Can I bunk in beside the chambermaid Captain Bru?

no proabs why dont we push two beds togetherband fit a few more bods I'n too keep us warm

do pirates no sleep in hammocks???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol security ltd lol

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"id like to be the chamber maid

Can I bunk in beside the chambermaid Captain Bru?

no proabs why dont we push two beds togetherband fit a few more bods I'n too keep us warm

do pirates no sleep in hammocks???"
might be appropriate for a swinging pirate ship

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Rogering the cabin boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a buxom wench?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont mind helping keep this ship clean n tidy. i do enough of polishing my own bell as it is...

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"I dont mind helping keep this ship clean n tidy. i do enough of polishing my own bell as it is...

Ding Dong

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By *amaraBeaverbankWoman
over a year ago

Benidorm Spain

Whatever wenchly duties are given to me I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the cook please

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Can I be the cook please

You have to get Captain Brus seal of approval but as nobody's applied for the job I'm sure itl be yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bru now u are the captain off this pirate ship & not a Panda can I be the cook as u will need some one to feed all that crew and no- one has applied yet so pls say yes

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Bruisers Captain??

*jumps ship*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruisers Captain??

*jumps ship*"
who else get back on board you lol

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

Mutiny already Captain??

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I would be the powder monkey lol

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By *otwife CoolhubCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

Ahoy me beauties! I be the hornpipe player

She

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool, do you requests? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do*

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By *ustlovesexMan
over a year ago

Wishaw

I'll be frigging in the rigging with a captured wench

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Bruisers Captain??

*jumps ship*who else get back on board you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna make you walk the plank Foe,,same as jumping ship, but bigger audience,

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Gonna make you walk the plank Foe,,same as jumping ship, but bigger audience,

Plenty planks here for me to walk on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roger the cabin boy for me pls

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Roger the cabin boy for me pls

*jumps ship AGAIN*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Buxom Wench... Smuggled on board to service Jack Sparrow while I suck Will Turner's throbbing member

*wakes up in a sweat*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roger the cabin boy for me pls

*jumps ship AGAIN*

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Throws friendly a pair of waterwings as he hands seaman stains his top oh rum

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Well, the one good thing about this journey into pirate territory...

Im certainly getting wet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Master Bates??? And tb will be the ships Aunt Sally leaning out over the bow of the ship with all those horny sailers behind her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al aboard the Jolly Roger

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"Al aboard the Jolly Roger

Especially when said Roger is a girl in disguise

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Id be the captain and id make all the scurvies walk the plank...shiver me timbers! Oh orrrrgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Buxom Wench... Smuggled on board to service Jack Sparrow while I suck Will Turner's throbbing member

*wakes up in a sweat*"
hello

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"The Buxom Wench... Smuggled on board to service Jack Sparrow while I suck Will Turner's throbbing member

*wakes up in a sweat*hello

I think we might have stowaways Captain Bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the damsel in distress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't normally post in forums. I just wondered.... Why are Pirates actually called Pirates??

... Oh yeah I forgot... Cos they arrrrrrggghh!!!!

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By *risky4somes OP Couple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

"I don't normally post in forums. I just wondered.... Why are Pirates actually called Pirates??

... Oh yeah I forgot... Cos they arrrrrrggghh!!!!

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't normally post in forums. I just wondered.... Why are Pirates actually called Pirates??

... Oh yeah I forgot... Cos they arrrrrrggghh!!!!

Love it

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now thats funny lol. Sorry meant arrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Buxom Wench... Smuggled on board to service Jack Sparrow while I suck Will Turner's throbbing member

*wakes up in a sweat*hello

ooh i say x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Buxom Wench... Smuggled on board to service Jack Sparrow while I suck Will Turner's throbbing member

*wakes up in a sweat*hello

I think we might have stowaways Captain Bru

stowaways??? those, sir, are my breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Buxom Wench... Smuggled on board to service Jack Sparrow while I suck Will Turner's throbbing member

*wakes up in a sweat*hello

I think we might have stowaways Captain Bru

stowaways??? those, sir, are my breasts

You can pop your breasts jnto Davy Jones's locker anytime mydear

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