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By *lasgoguy69 OP   Man
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Jamped

Fucking hate this word beyond belief. Nobody and i repeat NOBODY HAS EVER JAMPED IN THERE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!.

They have jumped......but never jamped

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By *ibesAndVarietyCouple
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Hubby

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By *r and Mrs Sauv BlancCouple
2 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Yer

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By *oupleInSyncCouple
2 weeks ago

Falkirk

Ooh...I like this one, but it'll make me seem like a grumpy old man 😂 here goes...

Yous/youse/use also when used int conjunction with "hows"

Hubby

The Mrs/your Mrs

Big/wee man

There's probably more but my mind is a blank 😂

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By *ifeIsShort69Couple
2 weeks ago

ayrshire

Daddy/mommy

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By *uietbloke67Man
2 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

The ik or Ike.

It surprising is very annoying for a letter combination.

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By *ilkTwoSugarsMan
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

The word gusset always makes me gag for some reason 🤢

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By *punk AnansieWoman
2 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Daddy gies me the boak

Bro infuriates me especially when grown adults use it instead of mate

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By *ntherighttrackMan
2 weeks ago

up the hills

Ppl that use nom nom nom

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By *hiskyladMan
2 weeks ago

kilwinning

When a woman call it a flower I mean just call it my pussy like the rest ov us

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By *eiaorganaWoman
2 weeks ago

Dundee

Referring to sex as 'getting pumped'. Childish

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By *eiaorganaWoman
2 weeks ago

Dundee

Likewise 'getting your hole'

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By *imMcSilverMan
2 weeks ago

By the Seaside

Ick or bro

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By *assy LassieWoman
2 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

First messages from randoms calling you pet names. Hunny, darling or sweetheart make me 🤮

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By *ullie-kingMan
2 weeks ago

Wishaw

Flower or "down below" just say it for what it is.

My biggest issue is grammar. Using to and too wrongly severely pisses me off.... And on that note, off and of

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By *obbfcMan
2 weeks ago

Livingston

grammar for me too. Its people who use 'bring' when they should use 'take'. e.g. I'm bringing this with you, you are not you are taking with you.

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By *ergie59Man
2 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Inability to hold a conversation.

Yes / No / LOL, what’s the point in messaging at all if it’s half arsed

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By *letch1964Man
2 weeks ago

west lothian

Blah blah blah then ,,, However grrrrrrrrr lol

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"First messages from randoms calling you pet names. Hunny, darling or sweetheart make me 🤮 "

Me too, babe or babes is another one

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By *luemoonxMan
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Likewise 'getting your hole' "

They could at least refer to it as ‘getting their Nat King Cole.’ No manners.

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By *oykoiWoman
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

… when comforting grammar nazis, I like to pat them on the back softly and say “their, there, they’re”

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By *ullie-kingMan
2 weeks ago

Wishaw


"… when comforting grammar nazis, I like to pat them on the back softly and say “their, there, they’re” "

Long as you're saying it and not typing it, no one would tell the difference

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By *oykoiWoman
2 weeks ago

Glasgow


"… when comforting grammar nazis, I like to pat them on the back softly and say “their, there, they’re”

Long as you're saying it and not typing it, no one would tell the difference "

This is what makes language so interesting, for example.

“Let’s eat granny” as opposed to “Let’s eat, Granny”

Grammar saves lives!!!!

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By *ornyFukker40sMan
2 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

“Youse” - its a Glasgow thing

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By *oykoiWoman
2 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is the word yous in the Oxford Dictionary?

AI Overview

“yous" (often spelled "youse") is in the dictionary. It is officially recognized in the Oxford English Dictionary as a pronoun used to address a group of people, though it is categorized as informal or regional slang (commonly heard in Irish, Scottish, Australian, and some US dialects).

🧐

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By *ullie-kingMan
2 weeks ago

Wishaw


"… when comforting grammar nazis, I like to pat them on the back softly and say “their, there, they’re”

Long as you're saying it and not typing it, no one would tell the difference

This is what makes language so interesting, for example.

“Let’s eat granny” as opposed to “Let’s eat, Granny”

Grammar saves lives!!!! "

Unless it is a family of cannibals, grammar just ruined dessert

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By *anbrCouple
2 weeks ago

Edinburgh

"would of" instead of "would have"!

So annoying!

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By *aylorMan
2 weeks ago

Fife/Perthshire


"Is the word yous in the Oxford Dictionary?

AI Overview

“yous" (often spelled "youse") is in the dictionary. It is officially recognized in the Oxford English Dictionary as a pronoun used to address a group of people, though it is categorized as informal or regional slang (commonly heard in Irish, Scottish, Australian, and some US dialects).

🧐"

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
2 weeks ago

Bonnybridge


"Daddy gies me the boak

Bro infuriates me especially when grown adults use it instead of mate "

Absolutely agree, daddy, makes me want to throw up

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By *din-subMan
1 week ago

Edinburgh

I’m not just jamping on the bandwagon.

I fully agree.

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By *lba The ScotMan
1 week ago

Midlothian

"Categorized"

I detest all Americanisation of "our" words.

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By *olarbear73Man
1 week ago

Glasgowish

People who use “how” rather than “why” in a sentence.

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By *4rk4ndL1ghtMan
1 week ago

Bonnybridge


"People who use “how” rather than “why” in a sentence. "

How?

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By *ukold4uTV/TS
7 days ago

falkirk

AMP

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By *homas400Man
7 days ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

My bad

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By *funckMan
7 days ago

Glasgow

"Methinks". What the fuck is that meant to be.

Its irrational how much I hate it.

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By *erfHerder74Man
7 days ago

Inverclyde

Mate

Pal

Manpu••y

Slut

Basically

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