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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok I have come to a cuntclusion

Women are like bank loans!!!!!

Why the fluck is it that when you go for a bank loan

You actually have to make them believe that you don't actualy need the money!!! Before they give you the money?

That your actualy not experiencing financial hardship or embarrassment?

why is it the same for women?

To get yer hole ye actualy need to pretend like yer no needing yer hole cos u have already had it 10 times already today

But yer only wanting yer hole cos they want to give you their hole and your just taking it just to make them feel like their hole is worth having to you. And you don't want to see a good hole go to waste cos theyll prob just give it to someone less deserving anyway

And they both come with high interest rates and can take years to pay up

Even though you supposedly didn't need either in the first place but you still took em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lost me after cuntclusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lost me after cuntclusion "

Is that cos yer thick or cos am boring??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll say both, just cause

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll say both, just cause "

"Is it cause I Is black?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll say both, just cause

"Is it cause I Is black?" "

Black and boring? Sake man shit out of luck if yer wanting ma hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

(Refers to original post)

Erm nah am no needing yer hole

(Im hoping your thick enough to fall for this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Refers to original post)

Erm nah am no needing yer hole

(Im hoping your thick enough to fall for this)

"

You've already had yer hole 10 times nut? Stop trying to confuse meeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Refers to original post)

Erm nah am no needing yer hole

(Im hoping your thick enough to fall for this)

You've already had yer hole 10 times nut? Stop trying to confuse meeeee "

Aye but those ten holes were all from hoes that are the 1 in 20s that wash their hands

Am wanting it from the splash wipe on jeans n go....to the doctors....kinda gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It lost me to If your saying women are a pain in the ass I am with you here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It lost me to If your saying women are a pain in the ass I am with you here lol"

only with ma strap on and no lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It lost me to If your saying women are a pain in the ass I am with you here lol

only with ma strap on and no lube "
That not pain my sweet Mmmmmm x,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It lost me to If your saying women are a pain in the ass I am with you here lol

only with ma strap on and no lube That not pain my sweet Mmmmmm x, "

well nobody else has done it right then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It lost me to If your saying women are a pain in the ass I am with you here lol

only with ma strap on and no lube That not pain my sweet Mmmmmm x,

well nobody else has done it right then "
Pain is plesure And plesure is pain not much between then xxxxx

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its so much easier just to borrow from a mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see the similarities now you mention it.

I work for a bank and they won't even give me a loan for a motorbike!

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow


"I can see the similarities now you mention it.

I work for a bank and they won't even give me a loan for a motorbike! "

Maybe they're worried youl crash and not pay them back... Or ruin your good looks- maybe they're thinking of your fab future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, you might be right, I'm going to go in tomorrow, give my boss a hug and thank him.

Now I just have to think of other ways of gathering the funds.

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow


"Hahaha, you might be right, I'm going to go in tomorrow, give my boss a hug and thank him.

Now I just have to think of other ways of gathering the funds."

Well let me know if you get any bright ideas ... Could help supplement my student bursary

And joking aside love bikes, my hubby has a BMW 1200 GS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its so much easier just to borrow from a mate "

Can I borrow some mates plz x

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol

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