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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

No this isn't another dig at the banks & bankers nor is it a post about sperm banks (that's my next post!) this is a post to enquire as to where we all glean our wank bank material from? The supermarket? In the wake room at the dentist? From the lingere section of a catalogue? And who is your favourite wank bank Tribute? An ex? A sexy teacher? Or someone famous from the telly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age.

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Right now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. "
lol enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. lol enjoy!"
Enjoy it driving me nuts bud It there at nite and still standing in the morning Can't sleep right My test must sky hi just now Need to get it down lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Right now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. lol enjoy!Enjoy it driving me nuts bud It there at nite and still standing in the morning Can't sleep right My test must sky hi just now Need to get it down lol "
well your in the right place to find someone to offer assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this apply to the women as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. lol enjoy!Enjoy it driving me nuts bud It there at nite and still standing in the morning Can't sleep right My test must sky hi just now Need to get it down lol well your in the right place to find someone to offer assistance "
I am off women just now I just don't understand them now And before us start on me again I know it will be me at fault Always is

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Does this apply to the women as well? "
sure...it applies to everyone who has a mental wankbank mines is offshore in the Bahamas so that I don't get taxed xxx

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Thatsq more for me then...the trick is to not waste Time racking your brain trying to understand them...just understand how to get their panties off whilst not listening to them moaning about their cheating ex's or how their flat isn't always as messy as it is even though you organised a meet with them since a week or two back
"Right now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. lol enjoy!Enjoy it driving me nuts bud It there at nite and still standing in the morning Can't sleep right My test must sky hi just now Need to get it down lol well your in the right place to find someone to offer assistance I am off women just now I just don't understand them now And before us start on me again I know it will be me at fault Always is "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thatsq more for me then...the trick is to not waste Time racking your brain trying to understand them...just understand how to get their panties off whilst not listening to them moaning about their cheating ex's or how their flat isn't always as messy as it is even though you organised a meet with them since a week or two backRight now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. lol enjoy!Enjoy it driving me nuts bud It there at nite and still standing in the morning Can't sleep right My test must sky hi just now Need to get it down lol well your in the right place to find someone to offer assistance I am off women just now I just don't understand them now And before us start on me again I know it will be me at fault Always is "
I can't stop laff Think you will in deeper trouble then me with that one pmsl

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

What can I say...im always in trouble for something or other....bad boy that I am! I must love to live life on the edge whilst sipping on a cocktail of danger with a lil umbrella & olive lol
"Thatsq more for me then...the trick is to not waste Time racking your brain trying to understand them...just understand how to get their panties off whilst not listening to them moaning about their cheating ex's or how their flat isn't always as messy as it is even though you organised a meet with them since a week or two backRight now all of the above I am like a child in a sweety shop just now And it not funny at my age. lol enjoy!Enjoy it driving me nuts bud It there at nite and still standing in the morning Can't sleep right My test must sky hi just now Need to get it down lol well your in the right place to find someone to offer assistance I am off women just now I just don't understand them now And before us start on me again I know it will be me at fault Always is I can't stop laff Think you will in deeper trouble then me with that one pmsl "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank banks fucked man

Need physical material!!! Imagination is unpredictably unreliable

Close my eyes and after a while all I see is ma mum ma nan ma gran ma sisters ma brothers ma nephews and nieces ma aunties ma cousins and ma pet hamster running on its hamster wheel..poor thing

I Just can't do it!

Any wank therapist in the house to help offer their psychoanalysis on my disturbing predicament of mental molestation of everyone and anyone except the person im trying to actualy molest.....dialamena....keep wanking or stop....or try to stop and it's too late and im just left with an overwhelming feeling of incestuous guilt

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank banks fucked man

"

Here was me thinking you were wanking over our special pm's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank banks fucked man

Here was me thinking you were wanking over our special pm's "

Lol!!! I love how u make me laugh haha

Man im so friggin confused right now that I don't know who the fuck is who and what the hell conversations iv been having with who

Thought I was speaking to one woman but turns out it wasn't her it was another woman...now im like..well if she wasmt her then who the hell is she?

It's all just one big massive orgies inside ma head right now lol

But I will say u having 2 profiles doesnt help the situation

Yoir as bad as that swanky mancum fella that fucked off and abandoned

us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lost my Nigella fridge magnet,,all im saying,

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Im intriqued and curious to what you lads say here...... Do tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Av got a few from fab in there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im intriqued and curious to what you lads say here...... Do tell! "
Cool, now we are intrigued that your intrigued now,,lol

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Im intriqued and curious to what you lads say here...... Do tell! Cool, now we are intrigued that your intrigued now,,lol "
haha how about we invite her round for a bukkake session?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Has everyone's wankbank balance gone blank?

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They are too busy wanking!!

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