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"A smile post, to make us all smile today and to have some light hearted fun. I'll start: 'Only remember the things that make you smile' - Jane Austen " Oh im not saying whats making me smile today but ive got a perma smile on lol | |||
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"A smile post, to make us all smile today and to have some light hearted fun. I'll start: 'Only remember the things that make you smile' - Jane Austen Oh im not saying whats making me smile today but ive got a perma smile on lol Go out tell you know you want to pmsl " Skinny you got dressed, that made me smile | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk." Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk. Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? " Yes, and an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix all the creaky bits! | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk. Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? Yes, and an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix all the creaky bits! " Oh I'm not sure what an orthopaedic surgeon can do for the headboard!! | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk. Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? Yes, and an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix all the creaky bits! Oh I'm not sure what an orthopaedic surgeon can do for the headboard!! " Ah, now creaky headboards I have plenty experience with! Tighten them regularly with a screwdriver or Allan key, as all that struggling against the ropes & hand cuffs does take its toll.... | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk. Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? Yes, and an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix all the creaky bits! Oh I'm not sure what an orthopaedic surgeon can do for the headboard!! Ah, now creaky headboards I have plenty experience with! Tighten them regularly with a screwdriver or Allan key, as all that struggling against the ropes & hand cuffs does take its toll...." Mmmmmm now it's getting interesting... You smiling yet?? | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk. Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? Yes, and an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix all the creaky bits! Oh I'm not sure what an orthopaedic surgeon can do for the headboard!! Ah, now creaky headboards I have plenty experience with! Tighten them regularly with a screwdriver or Allan key, as all that struggling against the ropes & hand cuffs does take its toll.... Mmmmmm now it's getting interesting... You smiling yet?? " Nah, I don't like DIY.... | |||
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"A day without laughter and a wee smile is a day wasted, some ppl on here really need to lighten up " | |||
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"I need to lighten up.... My clothes getting too tight " I keep trying sexercise but it gives me an appetite!! | |||
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"Music always works. " You not find that you play music to suit your mood though? | |||
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"Lol I think in this scenario DIY would not be involved, maybe more mouth to mouth resuscitation " That sounds more like my kind of thing! | |||
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"Music always works. You not find that you play music to suit your mood though?" yeah sometimes I listen to music all the time tho and gen it makes me smile | |||
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"Music always works. You not find that you play music to suit your mood though?yeah sometimes I listen to music all the time tho and gen it makes me smile " Not as much as the ones listening to you try and sing along | |||
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"Lol I think in this scenario DIY would not be involved, maybe more mouth to mouth resuscitation That sounds more like my kind of thing! " Thought it might appeal... As it happens I'm studying a degree in the art of mouth to mouth resuscitation | |||
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"Lol I think in this scenario DIY would not be involved, maybe more mouth to mouth resuscitation That sounds more like my kind of thing! Thought it might appeal... As it happens I'm studying a degree in the art of mouth to mouth resuscitation " just remember your ABC's, and don't break the sternum, or any ribs! | |||
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"Music always works. You not find that you play music to suit your mood though?yeah sometimes I listen to music all the time tho and gen it makes me smile Not as much as the ones listening to you try and sing along " wee experiment, next time your in the car. Have five mins with the radio off...be amazed at the songs that just ping up in your head. | |||
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"i got my hair done!.....that makes me happy!! (thats Ann, Johns bald!) And just about to have red wine, that makes me very happy.....and John smiles later after ive had red wine!!! " I waved in your direction when I drove past today from Perth .. Il wave , and smile, on way back up tomorrow | |||
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"Lol I think in this scenario DIY would not be involved, maybe more mouth to mouth resuscitation That sounds more like my kind of thing! Thought it might appeal... As it happens I'm studying a degree in the art of mouth to mouth resuscitation just remember your ABC's, and don't break the sternum, or any ribs! " I was just going for the rescue breaths... Leave the chest massage to you | |||
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"Lol I think in this scenario DIY would not be involved, maybe more mouth to mouth resuscitation That sounds more like my kind of thing! Thought it might appeal... As it happens I'm studying a degree in the art of mouth to mouth resuscitation just remember your ABC's, and don't break the sternum, or any ribs! I was just going for the rescue breaths... Leave the chest massage to you " Mmm. Well, I definitely won't break any bones! | |||
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"I'm not in a smiling mood today, because this is one of those days where I can't walk. Do you need a student nurse to kiss it better? Yes, and an Orthopaedic surgeon to fix all the creaky bits! Oh I'm not sure what an orthopaedic surgeon can do for the headboard!! Ah, now creaky headboards I have plenty experience with! Tighten them regularly with a screwdriver or Allan key, as all that struggling against the ropes & hand cuffs does take its toll...." I find getting the willing victim d*unk works better... | |||
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