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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its a film you've been eager to see for weeks. Your sat just gettin very into it then,,,BEEP BEEP,, guy behind you is gettin texts, then a call and happily chattin away to caller!!

Would you,,,

A) Sit hoping he and the phone goes quiet?

B) Swivel round to at least give him a look that says your non-happy ?

C) Stand up, tell him straight to shut up and please switch the phone off because its totally distracting ?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Its a film you've been eager to see for weeks. Your sat just gettin very into it then,,,BEEP BEEP,, guy behind you is gettin texts, then a call and happily chattin away to caller!!

Would you,,,

A) Sit hoping he and the phone goes quiet?

B) Swivel round to at least give him a look that says your non-happy ?

C) Stand up, tell him straight to shut up and please switch the phone off because its totally distracting ?"

Or have a member of staff make him stop or leave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a film you've been eager to see for weeks. Your sat just gettin very into it then,,,BEEP BEEP,, guy behind you is gettin texts, then a call and happily chattin away to caller!!

Would you,,,

A) Sit hoping he and the phone goes quiet?

B) Swivel round to at least give him a look that says your non-happy ?

C) Stand up, tell him straight to shut up and please switch the phone off because its totally distracting ?

Or have a member of staff make him stop or leave?"
Yip, meant to add, or anyone got any other good ideas how to deal? ty.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Its a film you've been eager to see for weeks. Your sat just gettin very into it then,,,BEEP BEEP,, guy behind you is gettin texts, then a call and happily chattin away to caller!!

Would you,,,

A) Sit hoping he and the phone goes quiet?

B) Swivel round to at least give him a look that says your non-happy ?

C) Stand up, tell him straight to shut up and please switch the phone off because its totally distracting ?

Or have a member of staff make him stop or leave?Yip, meant to add, or anyone got any other good ideas how to deal? ty."

I would say "accidentally" knock his phone into one of those jumbo sized s, but who can arrange a mortgage at this time on a Friday.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Or D) beat him to death with his own phone then shove it down his throat whilst it's still ringing & sit back down & continue to watch the movie to a round of applause

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or D) beat him to death with his own phone then shove it down his throat whilst it's still ringing & sit back down & continue to watch the movie to a round of applause"

Ahh, a fellow film fan i sense? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always pull out your own phone and talk even louder than they do.

Fire Vs Fire so to speak

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Or D) beat him to death with his own phone then shove it down his throat whilst it's still ringing & sit back down & continue to watch the movie to a round of applause

Ahh, a fellow film fan i sense? lol"
im a movie connoisseur! Aint nobody spoiling the film for me after I've dished out a small fortune for the experience! What was the movie incidentally?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"You could always pull out your own phone and talk even louder than they do.

Fire Vs Fire so to speak

"
yea but then you run the risk of me beating the two of them to death with their respective phones if I were present

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

While back,, Django,, think he figured it was ok at the "talkie bits", it very was'nt ok.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"While back,, Django,, think he figured it was ok at the "talkie bits", it very was'nt ok. "
no way man! Django is an awesome movie that would've warranted a more severe punishment! I might've even had to have dropped some ninja moves on the sucker

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I've not been to movies for ages but trust me he would know I was pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stand up and fart in there general direction

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"stand up and fart in there general direction "
or pull down your pants & shart in his general direction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"While back,, Django,, think he figured it was ok at the "talkie bits", it very was'nt ok. no way man! Django is an awesome movie that would've warranted a more severe punishment! I might've even had to have dropped some ninja moves on the sucker"
Got the dvd too, watched twice, so now fully familiar with it,, "the D is silent" dontcha know,,lol,,

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"While back,, Django,, think he figured it was ok at the "talkie bits", it very was'nt ok. no way man! Django is an awesome movie that would've warranted a more severe punishment! I might've even had to have dropped some ninja moves on the suckerGot the dvd too, watched twice, so now fully familiar with it,, "the D is silent" dontcha know,,lol,, "
haha I watched it twice on the same day weeks before it even came out at the pictures! im so into it that I even watched the original from the 60's that it was based on!Beat that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate if you dont turn your phone off am shoving it up yer ass sideways no lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe thats what he's wanting bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a film you've been eager to see for weeks. Your sat just gettin very into it then,,,BEEP BEEP,, guy behind you is gettin texts, then a call and happily chattin away to caller!!

Would you,,,

A) Sit hoping he and the phone goes quiet?

B) Swivel round to at least give him a look that says your non-happy ?

C) Stand up, tell him straight to shut up and please switch the phone off because its totally distracting ?"

Whoops. Sorry. But it was an important call from a company about PPI.

Won't let it happen again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe thats what he's wanting bru

"
yeah never thought could be one of that S AND M MOB pmsl

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Mate if you dont turn your phone off am shoving it up yer ass sideways no lube "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fone the samaritans the lot of use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

c: an if she/he dose not shut up i grab his fone n shove it up his

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone,, hard to believe but i get lost for words in these situations,, but was certainly thinking of some of your awsome solutions,,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd grab it out his hand and lob it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get my own phone out and call the manager to tell him/her there's an idiot using their phone in the auditorium.

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