FabSwingers.com forum: 50 shades the pam ayres way

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;

... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

I am a dominator !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left tit!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice thread mate

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha 44 I lurves you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

somebodys gotta cutie lol

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

Very funny had me giggling

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Bet u loved it 44

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Very good,

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Funny as Fuck PMSL

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

LOL.....FUNNY!!!

Im stealin it

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"LOL.....FUNNY!!!

Im stealin it

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Sent it my mum & dad....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

feel free to steal it I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"feel free to steal it I did

God uv never changed have ye always stealing stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"feel free to steal it I did

God uv never changed have ye always stealing stuff

does a bear shite in the woods lol

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By *rjandmrskCouple
over a year ago

West Dunbartonshire

LMAO xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"feel free to steal it I did

God uv never changed have ye always stealing stuff

does a bear shite in the woods lol"

only if there no public convienences

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

god i must be auld i read that and could hear pam ayers voice all the way thru it lol

good yin 44

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny! Well done!

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over a year ago

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