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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

So ah'm pumpin this burd right? Geein her it every wich way n she's pure luvin it. En she goes n shouts some otha bastards name! So ah slapped the bitch n telt her tae make me a sandwich. She wiz like "naw" n ah wiz like "aye"

So, ma question is....wit wid you huv got her tae pit oan the sandwich if it wiz you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and pickle I'd get her tae give me a good sooking while I ate it tae

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mind at time ah wiz pure beastin ye n ye were like "aye Reggie, gie it tae me" aye well ah'll take aht sandwich n sook aff ye now hen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nae bother pal, I'll just take ma teeth oot so ye get the best sooking. Geez yer boaby.

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By *uitar_antihero OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nae bother pal, I'll just take ma teeth oot so ye get the best sooking. Geez yer boaby."

Belter! Watch ye dinnae get crumbs in yer hair hen when yer sookin me aff, dinnae want folk hinkin ye'v goat dandruff. Mind n deepfroat ma boaby, huv it battering yer tonsils

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

Apparently there are three types of female orgasm - the holy "oh God oh God...", the positive "Oh yes, oh yes..." and the fake - "oh Gary, oh Gary".

lol.

Gary.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So ah'm pumpin this burd right? Geein her it every wich way n she's pure luvin it. En she goes n shouts some otha bastards name! So ah slapped the bitch n telt her tae make me a sandwich. She wiz like "naw" n ah wiz like "aye"

So, ma question is....wit wid you huv got her tae pit oan the sandwich if it wiz

Bacon.......and I'd slap ye back for no making the tea!! Xxyou?"

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Erm I don't think id have trusted her not to wipe her sweaty ass with the sandwiche slices after I had slapped her in the face lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Erm I don't think id have trusted her not to wipe her sweaty ass with the sandwiche slices after I had slapped her in the face lol"

I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Cheese and pickle I'd get her tae give me a good sooking while I ate it tae"
your all talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse the pun, but i wouldn't have been so hard on her and slapped her for that. After all ive done it myself. Called out the wrong woman's name.

I might not have asked her to make a sandwich either in case she had a bobby bobbit idea.

I'd only really slap her if she didn't service my mates when ive finished with her.

Can I skip the sandwich and have breakfast in bed the next day. A big greasey fry up?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Erm I don't think id have trusted her not to wipe her sweaty ass with the sandwiche slices after I had slapped her in the face lol

I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer "
aye ...that's about as far as you'd get with your intent as I'd have been offski...I aint got long legs for nothing ya know lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer aye ...that's about as far as you'd get with your intent as I'd have been offski...I aint got long legs for nothing ya know lol"

You being a lover and not a fighter...You wouldnt have slapped me in first place

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Unless it was a loving & playful slap
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I would have got as far as getting the knife out the drawer aye ...that's about as far as you'd get with your intent as I'd have been offski...I aint got long legs for nothing ya know lol

You being a lover and not a fighter...You wouldnt have slapped me in first place "

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Unless it was a loving & playful slap

"

Oh but of course

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Unless it was a loving & playful slap

Oh but of course "
or if you get out of line I might have to pimp slap that ass into next week Biatch! Hoes down G's up...pimp pimp hooray! x

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