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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's been going on, been away for a few days?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Bru ist Stalking ein Barista, und denkt Forumsmitglieder wird entführt. Ich bin einfach nur müde.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol"
That not a very nice post bud I know it å joke But not nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't come over here then it's full of Russians , Turks ,poles Germans oh and us Brits, sorry Scots and Canadians.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol That not a very nice post bud I know it å joke But not nice "

Does he know that it's German?

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol"

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? "

Stu, I'm not that fluent in German but I get the gist. I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot.. we've just been commenting earlier on how quiet it's been here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are goin missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People are goin missing "

Who? Who have you smuggled across to Spain?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? "
did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"People are goin missing

Who? Who have you smuggled across to Spain? "
theyve been smuggled to Poland enmasse like Mexicans back into America

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"People are goin missing "
it wasn't me shaggy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba"

In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba

In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche! "

#can't.

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Say that again? I didnt catch it the first 2 times lol im sure stu will agree with me that im not sure wether im actually speaking duestch or dutch lol
"Wow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba

In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche!

#can't. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or was that speaking douche?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are writing in Deutsche not Dutch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say that again? I didnt catch it the first 2 times lol im sure stu will agree with me that im not sure wether im actually speaking duestch or dutch lolWow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba

In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche!

#can't. "

Ninja, sprachen sir English bitte?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Or was that speaking douche?"
speaking of douche's.......

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ich bin spreche kleine escosse!
"Say that again? I didnt catch it the first 2 times lol im sure stu will agree with me that im not sure wether im actually speaking duestch or dutch lolWow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba

In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche!

#can't.

Ninja, sprachen sir English bitte? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ich bin spreche kleine escosse!Say that again? I didnt catch it the first 2 times lol im sure stu will agree with me that im not sure wether im actually speaking duestch or dutch lolWow I thought I was the only one who could speak polish! Then again there are more poles in here than in Poland...hence why im moving to Poland to get away from them so that I could take their jobs & their women! Lol

Polnischer? Sie nehmen die sicherlich pissen? did you say "pissen?" uhoh....if one other person says it one more time then pillowpimp the piss god of fab shall appear and literally rip the piss right out of all our bladders! Ich haben eine kleine slonge mit ein grosse Helmut...sugen meine slonge meine fruelin...oh ja! Ja! Ja! Das ist guht! Achtung! Nicht halte mit Der sugen bitte! Wonderba

In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche!

#can't.

Ninja, sprachen sir English bitte? "

I dinnie ken. Weesht ya bletherin.

How's that for a non Scot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ich habe feelen lufeln in mine unterhosen.

I know I cant spell in german. Cant spell in english to.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


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In English ninja can keep up with two of you speaking Deutsche!

#can't. "

This Ninja can but Im closing it anyway

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