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 feel free to add it to your fab vocab & I dare you all to add it into a conversation with your family members,friends,workmates & random strangers & let the good people of fab know how you get on with it haha | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven  " | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven "he's my brother from another mother trucker! I just found out that we share some of the same DNA......from having shared some of the same meets your just jealous! you can be our sister from another mister if ya want but you will have to get down on your knees & close your eyes & open both your nostrils to receive a token of our brotherly/sisterly love dibsy on your left nostril!!!! | |||
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Ninja c'mon saaaan use your own material lol  | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven he's my brother from another mother trucker! I just found out that we share some of the same DNA......from having shared some of the same meets your just jealous! you can be our sister from another mister if ya want but you will have to get down on your knees & close your eyes & open both your nostrils to receive a token of our brotherly/sisterly love dibsy on your left nostril!!!!"Well you'll need to do it quick, once my nose is pierced I can't have nostril sex for at least a few weeks  and please no pissing or shitting on ma head or you'll lose yer baws! | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven
"look who's talking! Your married to ma brother from another mother trucker & you didnt even invite me to the fab wedding of the year cos you knew id eat all the cake,piss in the punch & fuck all the bridesmaids.......over the head with a shovel then it would be 4 funerals & a wedding ...the real life sequel to high grants 4 weddings & a funeral I've already signed the rights over for it to be made as a Disney movie...they said they're gonna have to spice it up a lil with some incest in typical Disney fashion | |||
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Ninja c'mon saaaan use your own material lol " | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven ""
"Eh i'm eating my dinner he started it lol | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven he's my brother from another mother trucker! I just found out that we share some of the same DNA......from having shared some of the same meets your just jealous! you can be our sister from another mister if ya want but you will have to get down on your knees & close your eyes & open both your nostrils to receive a token of our brotherly/sisterly love dibsy on your left nostril!!!!
Well you'll need to do it quick, once my nose is pierced I can't have nostril sex for at least a few weeks and please no pissing or shitting on ma head or you'll lose yer baws!" | |||
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"Yous two aren't right in the head, match made in heaven
Eh i'm eating my dinner he started it lol "and I'll finish it....your dinner that is...lol wotcha having anyways....all this talk of shizzing is giving me a healthy appetite! | |||
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"Shizzed Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass. Shizzed When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time. Shizzed Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad. Shizzed To explain being super d out. Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed. Source : urban dictionary
Ninja c'mon saaaan use your own material lol " | |||
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"Wearing White trousers 50% increase in the chance of sharting yourself. " eating a 5 day old Mexican chilli bean curry from a dodgy looking taco stand whilst wearing white trousers.....1000% increased chance of sharting! | |||
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"Wearing White trousers 50% increase in the chance of sharting yourself. eating a 5 day old Mexican chilli bean curry from a dodgy looking taco stand whilst wearing white trousers.....1000% increased chance of sharting!" Lol indeed.  | |||
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"look who's talking! Your married to ma brother from another mother trucker & you didnt even invite me to the fab wedding of the year cos you knew id eat all the cake,piss in the punch & fuck all the bridesmaids.......over the head with a shovel then it would be 4 funerals & a wedding ...the real life sequel to high grants 4 weddings & a funeral I've already signed the rights over for it to be made as a Disney movie...they said they're gonna have to spice it up a lil with some incest in typical Disney fashion"Lol!! This is why you werent invited - youre insane!!!
Plus it was a spur of the moment thing. No planning, just jumping into it for the sake of it haha
Lx | |||
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"wotcha having anyways....all this talk of shizzing is giving me a healthy appetite! "I'm having sushi kindly prepared by the M&S ninja's | |||
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"I'm having sushi kindly prepared by the M&S ninja's "Ew. Im glad Im having dinner at home now 
Lx | |||
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"I'm having sushi kindly prepared by the M&S ninja's
Ew. Im glad Im having dinner at home now
Lx "Me to it's the only fish i like | |||
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"Me to it's the only fish i like "I stole some fish from the kids' dinner haha was yummmm!! | |||
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"Me to it's the only fish i like
I stole some fish from the kids' dinner haha was yummmm!!"Musta been a flying fish cos it went right over your heed | |||
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"Musta been a flying fish cos it went right over your heed "It did! You had to see it to believe it tho | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 18:04:09]" hmm I don't know if I agree with you on that point doll | |||
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"look who's talking! Your married to ma brother from another mother trucker & you didnt even invite me to the fab wedding of the year cos you knew id eat all the cake,piss in the punch & fuck all the bridesmaids.......over the head with a shovel then it would be 4 funerals & a wedding ...the real life sequel to high grants 4 weddings & a funeral I've already signed the rights over for it to be made as a Disney movie...they said they're gonna have to spice it up a lil with some incest in typical Disney fashion
Lol!! This is why you werent invited - youre insane!!!
Plus it was a spur of the moment thing. No planning, just jumping into it for the sake of it haha
Lx " | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 18:04:09]hmm I don't know if I agree with you on that point doll "Hahaha blame PP for that! As long as you give me some cream for my flappy nostril I'll be happy | |||
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"wotcha having anyways....all this talk of shizzing is giving me a healthy appetite!
I'm having sushi kindly prepared by the M&S ninja's "shhhhh why did you have to tell everyone that im a sushi chef by trade?!!! Snitch! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/06/13 18:04:09]hmm I don't know if I agree with you on that point doll
Hahaha blame PP for that! As long as you give me some cream for my flappy nostril I'll be happy "oh I'll give ya a bucket load of hot tasty cream and you can swagger about like the cat that got the cream with your abandoned T in the perk tent nostril. | |||
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"Me to it's the only fish i like
I stole some fish from the kids' dinner haha was yummmm!!
Musta been a flying fish cos it went right over your heed "ninja flying fish from Barbados...local delicacy hiiiiiyaaaa mon! | |||
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