FabSwingers.com forum: confidence issues

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i have noticed on here in the last few days like others b4 me have too , that some men on here av confidence issue's ( profiles , cock size's and chatting too opposite sex ) and need the reassuurance of others so lets try and help them get over this by really ripping the pish oot of them

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Ok....

Who's 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i let ladies go first

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Ok....

Who's 1st

1st is getting it now who's 2nd ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"i let ladies go first"

Jeez dont know where too start with Kilted.....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Can I get a bit if your giving it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

please finish off me getting dressed b4 u all go away to seek pasture's new and av fun

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Can I get a bit if your giving it

Seeing as its Lesbo Monday...

Stay behind and il happily give you a bit

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Can I get a bit if your giving it

Seeing as its Lesbo Monday...

Stay behind and il happily give you a bit

Aw damn forgot it was Monday

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get a bit if your giving it

Seeing as its Lesbo Monday...

Stay behind and il happily give you a bit

Aw damn forgot it was Monday

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

do u have any perferences to what clour off shorts

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

Seeing as he a short arse, im going with knee length shorts and crisp white T....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a bit if your giving it

Seeing as its Lesbo Monday...

Stay behind and il happily give you a bit

Can I get a bit as well foe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a bit if your giving it

Seeing as its Lesbo Monday...

Stay behind and il happily give you a bit

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ah right no wonder i no any mails the day

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By *igeresslilly43Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

"Can I get a bit if your giving it

Seeing as its Lesbo Monday...

Stay behind and il happily give you a bit

Aw damn forgot it was Monday

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

do u have any perferences to what clour off shorts

with a white shirt...natural or perhaps black

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ooh yes natural trousers and white linen shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Thank you _muma and KIK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I missing on foe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

Seeing as he a short arse, im going with knee length shorts and crisp white T....

I'll av you know i'am the same size as yourself

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

I'll av you know i'am the same size as yourself

And im a short arse for a bloke

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"What am I missing on foe

Mondays are for us edinlass....throw caution to the wind and say "Fk it, where are the women".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

Seeing as he a short arse, im going with knee length shorts and crisp white T....

I'll av you know i'am the same size as yourself

Now I understand why you keep getting your willy stuck in the car boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool I like the sound of that I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh n 3/4 length trousers n crisp white short sleeve shirt mr A

Seeing as he a short arse, im going with knee length shorts and crisp white T....

I'll av you know i'am the same size as yourself

Now I understand why you keep getting your willy stuck in the car boot

i can dream can't i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can dream can't i

Just stop having dirty dreams about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i can dream can't i

Just stop having dirty dreams about me

Not sure if i can do that but i will try my best

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Woohoo, go ladies. KoK and I are proud of you...

(she has me locked up in her cellar)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

LOL...blame all those bloody KIK messenger threads for that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

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ah now I get it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I missing on foe

Mondays are for us edinlass....throw caution to the wind and say "Fk it, where are the women".....

Whenever I get pissed off with guys I always say to Fmuma, Fk it, I'm becoming a lesbo on monday!! Its stuck, and now we have lesbo monday.....a day for all ladies to celebrate the wonder that is the female form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have woman got confidence issues too

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"Have woman got confidence issues too

Some do...They tend not to start threads about it though....

They too self confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this 1 hasn't

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Well this 1 hasn't

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Imagine it.....

Do my flippyfloppyfannyflaps look big??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not confidence issues intelligence issues lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eww doesn't sound right foe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Imagine it.....

Do my flippyfloppyfannyflaps look big??

YES!!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Would just like to point out my flaps are just fine TY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it.....

Do my flippyfloppyfannyflaps look big??

yes...see a Doctor

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Imagine it.....

Do my flippyfloppyfannyflaps look big??

YES!!!!

lol...shut it you!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Imagine it.....

Do my flippyfloppyfannyflaps look big??

yes...see a Doctor

Was thinking more the Vet.....sort out the spaniel ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine it.....

Do my flippyfloppyfannyflaps look big??

yes...see a Doctor

Was thinking more the Vet.....sort out the spaniel ears

That's your tits Foe

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Was thinking more the Vet.....sort out the spaniel ears

That's your tits Foe

Tits first....

Big pair of knickers sorts the fannyflaps for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

Sorry KoK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

Sorry KoK

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hehe typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

Sorry KoK

hehe typo

I'm talking to you too much bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bit as well foe?

Course you can

*would like to thank Fmuma an KIK for giving us Lesbo Monday*

Are you meaning KoK? lol. We love lesbo monday

Sorry KoK

Lol, it's cool...too busy worrying about Foe's flaps getting caught in the wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so now Tuesday's post will be how do we sort out foe's fanny flaps hold all answers until tomorrows post please

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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Oi....

Mine are very neat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi....

Mine are very neat

Phew...nothing worse than a badly stuffed kebab!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Oi....

Mine are very neat

Phew...nothing worse than a badly stuffed kebab!

Bits of lettuce hanging out everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi....

Mine are very neat

Phew...nothing worse than a badly stuffed kebab!

Bits of lettuce hanging out everywhere

You've seen Fmuma's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi....

Mine are very neat

Phew...nothing worse than a badly stuffed kebab!

Bits of lettuce hanging out everywhere

And a bad kebab all that tomato falling oot

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You've seen Fmuma's?

Nah, made her put her knickers back on...

Had to help her get them off her head first though....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

FUCK RIGHT OFF FUD FACES!!!!

Cheeky feckers, nowt wrong wi my kebabby. Well, nowt that a staple gun and a ton of uhu wouldn't fix!!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Fk....Fess up!!

Who woke her???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fk....Fess up!!

Who woke her???

She's staying with me....the kick in the kebabby woke her

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Fk....Fess up!!

Who woke her???

She's staying with me....the kick in the kebabby woke her

You ok with just the one shoe???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I want to go home!!!!!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"I want to go home!!!!!

lol...no you dont!

Its monday...enjoy

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"FUCK RIGHT OFF FUD FACES!!!!

Cheeky feckers, nowt wrong wi my kebabby. Well, nowt that a staple gun and a ton of uhu wouldn't fix!!!! "

Braw curtains with tiebacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fk....Fess up!!

Who woke her???

She's staying with me....the kick in the kebabby woke her

You ok with just the one shoe???"

Uhuh...I can hop

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"FUCK RIGHT OFF FUD FACES!!!!

Cheeky feckers, nowt wrong wi my kebabby. Well, nowt that a staple gun and a ton of uhu wouldn't fix!!!!

Braw curtains with tiebacks

shuttit chipolata boy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FUCK RIGHT OFF FUD FACES!!!!

Cheeky feckers, nowt wrong wi my kebabby. Well, nowt that a staple gun and a ton of uhu wouldn't fix!!!!

Braw curtains with tiebacks

SSSSHHHLLLUUURRRPPP......Wendys just closed the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think im needin new glasses, just spent half hour askin myself whys Foe got a wee model of a cyber man in her kinda dirty lookin palm,,,

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"shuttit chipolata boy!!!! "

Best sausage by far lean not fat and with 13 stone behind it well yeah know

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Think im needin new glasses, just spent half hour askin myself whys Foe got a wee model of a cyber man in her kinda dirty lookin palm,,,

Yeeeeeah....get your specs on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think im needin new glasses, just spent half hour askin myself whys Foe got a wee model of a cyber man in her kinda dirty lookin palm,,,

Yeeeeeah....get your specs on

is that comment directed at PP or Dbs cause me losing the plot so trying to play catch up

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

is that comment directed at PP or Dbs cause me losing the plot so trying to play catch up

Its aimed at the person I quoted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is that comment directed at PP or Dbs cause me losing the plot so trying to play catch up

Its aimed at the person I quoted

cheers foe just learning the ropes off how to work this thing

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"cheers foe just learning the ropes off how to work this thing

You trying to get me in the shit dude huh huh

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You trying to get me in the shit dude huh huh

Suppose it could easily been aimed at your last post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do that all by yourself pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think im needin new glasses, just spent half hour askin myself whys Foe got a wee model of a cyber man in her kinda dirty lookin palm,,,

Yeeeeeah....get your specs on

Can only apologise Foe, i see it noo, its yer part used EE bay pic for CK ?

Start the biddin at,,,,,50p

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

You trying to get me in the shit dude huh huh

Suppose it could easily been aimed at your last post

You musta been drinking that aftershave foe loose lips sink ships, talking of which where's ratshit

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Its my Bruiser tribute pic.....

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You can do that all by yourself pp

Step away from the keyboard short ass

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

You trying to get me in the shit dude huh huh

Suppose it could easily been aimed at your last post

You musta been drinking that aftershave foe loose lips sink ships, talking of which where's ratshit

When it belongs to me.....Its perfume

She in KoK's cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its my Bruiser tribute pic.....

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nice 1

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"She in KoK's cellar

when the cats away the mice will play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a short arse I'm dainty lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Help!! May Day, May Day!! SOS!!

Handsome reward offered to whoever rescues me from Kunty's evil lesbo clutches...

Awrite, maybe no handsom but you can have Big Bertha and PillockPlump's ass.......

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*Dons tights & cape*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Help!! May Day, May Day!! SOS!!

Handsome reward offered to whoever rescues me from Kunty's evil lesbo clutches...

Awrite, maybe no handsom but you can have Big Bertha and PillockPlump's ass....... "
Was puting my jaiket on when saw SOS, then chucked it off again @ the Handsome bit,,, noo its stayin off at the ass bashin idea,,

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"*Dons tights & cape*

Pops a cork from wine cellar and sticks it in my ass for protection

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

*Packs cork screw*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

voice from the darkest corner off the cellar shouts I am free ( john ingram )

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"*Packs cork screw*

Remind me never to play rock paper scisors with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Packs cork screw*

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Need something more heavy duty,, gear puller, attached to a chain attached to the kinda crane that hauls sunk ships oot the sea !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cheers for all your replies tonight it has been some fecking laugh i have to say

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

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"cheers for all your replies tonight it has been some fecking laugh i have to say

You just killing time now until 00:01

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"cheers for all your replies tonight it has been some fecking laugh i have to say

You just killing time now until 00:01

you know me too well already and we have never meet but one day maybe one day

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Maybe....One day

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