FabSwingers.com forum: breaking the ice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving

And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be

PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny

But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say

fancy a coffee an a doughnut

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Show us your tits?? You said something smoother than PP

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Ooo ooo - I know this one!!

Fancy lunch at Frankie & Bennys????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask her where she was at the weekend. if she likes the same kind of bars then cool, if she was at a gig invite her to a gig.

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny

But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol

Hiya again, all the chairs are taken come sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Show us your tits?? You said something smoother than PP

I'm that smooth they call me teflon

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny

But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol

Hiya again, all the chairs are taken come sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Ooooo mister smooooooooth

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Ooooo mister smooooooooth

I'm incorporating it into my new book, how to get laid for dummies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you fancy a day at the zoo to see the Panda's

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Ask her if she's allowed our of the ward in the evening without a staff escort. If she's giving you lingering looks and smiles, she sounds like one of Rat Shits' patients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk up to her with your hand brush away any debre from around your mouth n when she asks what your doing, tell her your just dusting off a place for her to sit, then tell her she is finer than frog hair. At worst she will think your a mental case with designs on her or she may just smile n ask you to Politely leave before her 6ft 6 boyfriend comes n treats you to a new arsehole.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Walk up to her with your hand brush away any debre from around iyour mouth n when she asks what your doing, tell her your just dusting off a place for her to sit, then tell her she is finer than frog hair. At worst she will think your a mental case with designs on her or she may just smile n ask you to Politely leave before her 6ft 6 boyfriend comes n treats you to a new arsehole.

Bru IS a mental case....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about.. Would you like to go out for a cup of tea sometime?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"How about.. Would you like to go out for a cup of tea sometime? "

or a drink, as she probably sick to death of tea/coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds great - when and where?

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By *lasguy1972Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

My doctor says I need to cut down my coffee drinking but I only come here so much to see you

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By *lasguy1972Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if she had a nice weekend, enjoyed the sun. Comment on how she is always in there, and ask what she does when she's not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"How do you fancy a day at the zoo to see the Panda's

So you do say that to call the girls

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

First things first...... you have to suss out if theres a boyfriend or hubby ....ask her about her weekend ..did her boyfriend take her somewhere nice ...if she is interested in you and doesnt have a boyfriend she will tell you ....if she thinks your a munter and she still doesnt have a boyfriend she will lie thru her teeth ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving

And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be

PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny

But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol

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Be yourself and just let it flow mate Women like that

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving

And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be

PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny

But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol

Be yourself and just let it flow mate Women like that

I thought it was PP who let it flow?

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"First things first...... you have to suss out if theres a boyfriend or hubby ....ask her about her weekend ..did her boyfriend take her somewhere nice ...if she is interested in you and doesnt have a boyfriend she will tell you ....if she thinks your a munter and she still doesnt have a boyfriend she will lie thru her teeth ....

Lol!! x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"So you have been using the same coffee shop for months you like the person who is serving

And getting good feelings in return ( lingering looks smiles etc etc) so question wots your first line gonny be

PP I know yer gonna say shows yer fanny

But sumthin a wee bit ssmoother lol

Be yourself and just let it flow mate Women like that

I thought it was PP who let it flow?

Only on a day with a Y in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First line has to be...

So do you have a good looking sister?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I thought it was PP who let it flow?

Just stumbled up on this, need eyes and ears everywhere in this place lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I thought it was PP who let it flow?

Just stumbled up on this, need eyes and ears everywhere in this place lol

I thought you had eyes in the back of your head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Goin back in today for a chat lol

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I thought it was PP who let it flow?

Just stumbled up on this, need eyes and ears everywhere in this place lol

I thought you had eyes in the back of your head lol

Was actually thinking of getting eyes tattoo'd on the back of my bald napper lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Goin back in today for a chat lol

go for it son!!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Goin back in today for a chat lol

go for it son!!!

What's the strategy then?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Goin back in today for a chat lol

go for it son!!!

What's the strategy then?"

He's gonna walk in and ask if she wants some irn bru

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Goin back in today for a chat lol

go for it son!!!

What's the strategy then?

He's gonna walk in and ask if she wants some irn bru

Girls hate fannying around guys, just walk in bru and say oi biatch get yir gums roond my plumbs gee's a gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just walk up and use the old classic. Say "big fat penguin" and when she looks confused tell her you were just trying to break the ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have such a way with words pp

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You have such a way with words pp

Fancy a fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You reckon you keep up with me lmao

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"You have such a way with words pp

Fancy a fuck lol

That line never fails.

To get yer jaw slapped....!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You reckon you keep up with me lmao

Only one way to find out, do you walk the walk ?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You have such a way with words pp

Fancy a fuck lol

That line never fails.

To get yer jaw slapped....!

lol edinlass has rose like a salmon to the challenge stu, watch the master at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any complaints yet

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Never had any complaints yet

Excellent okies i'll let you corrupt me if your that good

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Goin back in today for a chat lol

Ask her her if she is having a FAB day Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never had any complaints yet

Excellent okies i'll let you corrupt me if your that good

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I'm amazing lmao

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Never had any complaints yet

Excellent okies i'll let you corrupt me if your that good

I'm amazing lmao

Amazing !! wow well lets get it on, ding ding round 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She wasn't working the day lol ended up chatting to her pal aboot ice cream

DONT ASK!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"She wasn't working the day lol ended up chatting to her pal aboot ice cream

DONT ASK!!

Did you get her number too???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She wasn't working the day lol ended up chatting to her pal aboot ice cream

DONT ASK!!

Did you get her number too???

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no numba yet mate am taking it easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the worst that could happen??? "No" I'm taken or "yes" I'd love to....I want to know the outcome....like an episode of eastenders!!

Ps I'm Glasgow very own masood lol and my line would be...you hungry?? Fancy an Indian

Ps hello all newbie here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First line has to be...

So do you have a good looking sister?

Trust you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just walk up and use the old classic. Say "big fat penguin" and when she looks confused tell her you were just trying to break the ice."

pmsl, i have actually went out with a guy that used that line with me, it made me laugh anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the shop was chocka too busy for idle chit chat. Come to think of it tho there must have been 15 peeps in the shop, and 12 of them were women. If Carlsberg made shops

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Well the shop was chocka too busy for idle chit chat. Come to think of it tho there must have been 15 peeps in the shop, and 12 of them were women. If Carlsberg made shops

They'd be seling beer and not coffee?

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